Whats the best pickup line ever? IYO

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#1 Serraph105
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How about Allow me to rescue you from your crowd of admirers.

btw try and make it something that will work.

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#2 Pirate700
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"Lets do this right here, right now".

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#3 clyde46
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My friend told me this one.

" So.... do you like apples?"

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#4 metroidfood
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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#5 Vfanek
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Nice shoes wanna ****?
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#6 Pirate700
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

metroidfood

Yeah that one always makes the ladies weak in the knees. :lol:

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#7 Oleg_Huzwog
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You and me, baby, we ain't nothin' but mammals,
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

doo dee doo de-doooo
dee doo dee doo de-doooo
dee doo dee doo de-doooo
dee doot-doot-doot

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#8 JimCarreyForYou
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" Hi, I'm over 9000. "
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#9 sammyjenkis898
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"Excuse me, you dropped your smile" It always works.
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#10 chugachea
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You must be a baker, cuz you've got nice buns... haha that never gets old.

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#11 Legendaryscmt
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" Sleep with me tonight and I'll give you the antidote."

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#12 ImmoDuck
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"I play World of Warcraft."

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#13 JimCarreyForYou
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" Can I has a smiley? "
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#14 Pirate700
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" Sleep with me tonight and I'll give you the antidote."

Legendaryscmt

:lol: /Win

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#15 duxup
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"I'm level 65 on Gamespot."
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#16 escapeoftheape
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"baby, listen... it is no fair that you're gonna have that amazing body of yours for youself EVERY SINGLE NIGHT of your life, and i can't borrow it for even ONE NIGHT" always works.
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#17 mattykovax
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"I'm level 65 on Gamespot."duxup
"you're winner!" Okay,I just had to do it.
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#18 Pirate700
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"I'm level 65 on Gamespot."duxup

That would be moving too fast for most women. I like to start with a more subtle approach.

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#19 Serraph105
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"Excuse me, you dropped your smile" It always works.sammyjenkis898
lol I actually like that one

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#20 cyberdarkkid
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" Sleep with me tonight and I'll give you the antidote."

Legendaryscmt
:lol: that would be awesome to use.
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#21 nimatoad2000
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"hey, will you go out with me?"
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#22 -Apathy-
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I'm not going to lie, I want to **** you.
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#23 Blu_Falcon37
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Without you, life is like a broken pencil... Pointless. :P

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#24 Mr_Versipellis
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I have an idea... let's get naked!
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#25 Serraph105
Member since 2007 • 36044 Posts

another one (I think this one came from Tofu Lion)

I'm going on a walk would you hold this for me? *hold out your hand*

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#26 foxhound_fox
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"Hi, my name is (insert name here). How are you?"

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#27 David719
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want to have sex?

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#28 Legendaryscmt
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[QUOTE="duxup"]"I'm level 65 on Gamespot."Pirate700

That would be moving too fast for most women. I like to start with a more subtle approach.

He wouldn't have to say anything, all the women would be drawn to the golden aura eminating out from him.

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#29 WhenPicklezFly
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you be the iceberg and ill be the titanic and go down on you. :P

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#30 clyde46
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"Hi, my name is (insert name here). How are you?"

foxhound_fox
Simple, yet super effective.
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#31 cyberdarkkid
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another one (I think this one came from Tofu Lion)

I'm going on a walk would you hold this for me? *hold out your hand*

Serraph105
memorized.
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#32 Serraph105
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"Hi, my name is (insert name here). How are you?"

foxhound_fox
hey lets not get so raunchy this is gamespot after all
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#33 WhenPicklezFly
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this is dirty

the human body has (insert number ) bones in it. What another one

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#34 MgamerBD
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"I love You!!!"
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#35 jb0Ogi3
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"I play World of Warcraft."

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LOL. This is mine. "Excuse me kind ma'am! I'm late for my quidditch match! My heavens has anyone ever told you that you look like hermoine granger? My word! Harry Potter's txting me 1 second! Oh sorry I must be off, my nimbus 2000 only goes 332mph! May I please have your number?!?"
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How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or Fertilized.

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This is my personal favourite :P "Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet.""
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#38 FreezeBlast95
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"If you were my homework I would slam you on my table do you all night"

"Are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see"

I know alot more but these are the only ones I remember

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"It looks like someone took two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress."

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#40 djdarkforces
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whats urphone number ill tell ur momur not going home tonight

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#41 warbmxjohn
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If you are standing by them, or sitting next to them at the bar the one that is fun to set up wit ha friend: "Hold on, maybe she knows, Excuse me, Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" *wait for answer usually "no"* Then say "enough to break the ice, whats your name?" Then laugh a bit and usually it's effective.

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#42 -_Rain_-
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"So, ever go out with a sociopath?"

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#43 cyberdarkkid
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If you are standing by them, or sitting next to them at the bar the one that is fun to set up wit ha friend: "Hold maybe she knows, Excuse me, Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" *wait for answer usually "no"* Then say "enough to break the ice, whats your name?" Then laugh a bit and usually it's effective.

warbmxjohn
But what if she knows how much the polar bear weights? :(
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If you are standing by them, or sitting next to them at the bar the one that is fun to set up wit ha friend: "Hold on, maybe she knows, Excuse me, Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" *wait for answer usually "no"* Then say "enough to break the ice, whats your name?" Then laugh a bit and usually it's effective.

warbmxjohn

That is awesome. Unfortunately none of the chicks here would understand a word of it, but it's still fun regardless!

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#45 MgamerBD
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[QUOTE="yokofox33"]

[QUOTE="warbmxjohn"]

If you are standing by them, or sitting next to them at the bar the one that is fun to set up wit ha friend: "Hold on, maybe she knows, Excuse me, Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" *wait for answer usually "no"* Then say "enough to break the ice, whats your name?" Then laugh a bit and usually it's effective.

That is awesome. Unfortunately none of the chicks here would understand a word of it, but it's still fun regardless!

Why wouldn't they understand it?
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#46 yokofox33
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[QUOTE="yokofox33"]

[QUOTE="warbmxjohn"]

If you are standing by them, or sitting next to them at the bar the one that is fun to set up wit ha friend: "Hold on, maybe she knows, Excuse me, Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" *wait for answer usually "no"* Then say "enough to break the ice, whats your name?" Then laugh a bit and usually it's effective.

MgamerBD

That is awesome. Unfortunately none of the chicks here would understand a word of it, but it's still fun regardless!

Why wouldn't they understand it?

Because they would all be Japanese... I need to go back to America. Soon.

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#47 MgamerBD
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[QUOTE="yokofox33"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="yokofox33"]

That is awesome. Unfortunately none of the chicks here would understand a word of it, but it's still fun regardless!

Why wouldn't they understand it?

Because they would all be Japanese... I need to go back to America. Soon.

So in Japan they don't use lines like that or can you speak Japenese?
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#48 yokofox33
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So in Japan they don't use lines like that or can you speak Japenese?MgamerBD

Even if I could speak Japanese I doubt they would get it. I honestly have no clue if "breaking the ice" is a term they use or not. They seem to take everything I say seriously, even when I'm joking around with them. They don't really get it... I don't know though.

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#49 MgamerBD
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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"] So in Japan they don't use lines like that or can you speak Japenese?yokofox33

Even if I could speak Japanese I doubt they would get it. I honestly have no clue if "breaking the ice" is a term they use or not. They seem to take everything I say seriously, even when I'm joking around with them. They don't really get it... I don't know though.

ooohhh...seems complicated...You should at least try to learn the language first. I'm sure if you keep hanging out you can pick up the language. Isn't it true that if you hear a language sooner or later you start to pick it up...?
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"you must be a parking ticket , cuz you got fine written all over you" i know its cheesy but ....