What would you do if you seen a landed space-ship?

My friends: not far from where I live a man was supposedly abducted (bullshit yes).

If you where walking your dog in a remote area at night and you saw a strange craft landed 10-20 meters away, what would you do?

Personally: I'd run away in the opposite direction.

Probably approach and try not to look threatening. Probably would try not to touch them just in case. Chances are, if they can fly a spaceship across the universe they can catch me if they want to, no matter how fast I run.

Enter stealth mode and approach to investigate. At the mere suspicion of risk, I would gtfo.

I would (obviously) take a duck-face selfie with the ship in the background.

Find you and make you change "seen" to "saw" ;)

Likely just watch and wonder why a NASA space shuttle landed here in Norway.

That's the wrong way to do selfies...you would obviously face the spaceship so its light would make your complexion looks flawless and you'd take a selfie with the cornfield opposite of the spaceship in the background.

LOL the grammar was annoying.....

Maybe an alien in the background to photobomb the occasion.

Hijack his space ship and leave this God awful planet. My baby mama will not miss me that's for sure.

All that aside, approach with caution and see what it does. For better or worst, I bring a Shotgun with me.

That probably won't help much. The Kelly–Hopkinsville encounter has proven that firearms are ineffective against at least some types of extraterrestrials.

@Storm_Marine: Disappointing. When I saw you had replied to this thread I was hoping for a drawing of the guy taking a selfie as described above...

try to be the first person in the history of humanity to actually get a good photograph of a ufo

i'd probably call a friend and explain the situation or ask him to get his ass over there so we could figure out a way to make money off of it.

@Storm_Marine: Glad to have met someone as dependable as you. =D

Cautiously approach to see who comes out hopefully a hot alien chick looking like seven of nine from star trek voyager

Seven Of Nine was human. Besides: Dax was hotter.

I still wonder where else Dax had spots ….

If a UFO landed I would touch it

As an American I would take the only logical course of action and that is to utterly annihilate any alien lifeforms then deal with the consequences later.

I've just discovered that if you take chocolate whey protein shake + a big glob of peanut butter + 2-3 baked Pilsbury chocolate chip cookies and put them all in a blender the result is quite extraordinary. Sorry, had to share.

Chief O'Brian's wife was hot as well: I think he punching above his weight to be honest.

I'd probably inch closer and check out everything, I don't think I'd be scared. I'd also try to take pictures, but chances are I likely won't have my camera with me.

Seems like it always happens that way. (Not having a camera when you really wish you did.)

But what if their good aliens? Not willing to take chances?

Well, with that line of thinking, that is likely one of the main reasons why, even to this day, extraterrestrials (at least of the super-intelligent kind) realize landing on this planet isn't a wise choice.

I'd definitely stick around, I never run away in such situations even though that my mind would be telling me to turn back and get the **** out. I'd keep my distance and observe keenly, maybe get closer if I felt secure enough.

Also I wouldn't tell a soul about it; totally keeping this one for myself.

Well, I think the natural response would be a mix of fear and an unhealthy level of curiosity.

Pull out a shotgun and kill all the aliens and take their ship. I then abduct Victoria Justice and have a romp around the universe.

My brother claims he was abducted, of course I don't believe him.

he has one of those minds where he doesn't accept any mainstream accounting of anything, it's conspiracy this and that, then when it comes to things like UFOs, anti-vaccine, inter-dimensional reptilian shape-shifters, magic crystals, pink Himalayan salt with mystical properties, just tell him about it he's a believer.

If I ran into a grounded UFO in the middle of knowhere I'd be like "where's the cameras, this is one of those shows trying to get a laugh at me at my expense".

Probably lie down and have a little nap until I sobered up.

This

If you're in the United States you get a baker's dozen worth of years to get the language right.

i would knock the door and ask the aliens to take me away from this place or kill me.

Apparently not punctuation.

I'd investiagte it, if i survive i'll be proud of myself :)

that sounds creepy

I'd stay still and wait, as another poster said running away is pointless if they travelled from another star system to ours they would be able to catch a human running away.

Creepy would be if he said he would lick it XD

Woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, I thought:

LOL

This has been one of the funnest and most hilarious threads in ages. These posts made cry with laughter:

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@elkoldo: I've found that any thread worthy of containing @Storm_Marine's art will be an insta-win on the replies.