[QUOTE="Fightingfan"][QUOTE="themajormayor"][QUOTE="Fightingfan"] I've done that before. I did it yesterday :3 It's suppose to be beneficial, men's testosterone levels are their highest in the morning. This doesn't really come as a shock to me
[QUOTE="metroidprime55"]1.Take shower 2.Pee in shower 3.Eat breakfastthemajormayor
Peeing in the shower is one of life's simple pleasures. Don't forget about pooping! (not in the shower though, I think)Crapping in the shower doesn't work so well.
Take a leak, warm up something to eat while on computer, eat while on computer, take shower, if still feeling fatigued, lay down for about 30 minutes or so, go to work.
[QUOTE="Fightingfan"][QUOTE="themajormayor"][QUOTE="Fightingfan"] I've done that before. I did it yesterday :3 It's suppose to be beneficial, men's testosterone levels are their highest in the morning. That makes sense. I often can't bring myself to get out of bed without doing it.
Depending on the mood I rub my wifes ass and see if she wants some.
If not I get up and turn on the news to check the weather and turn on the kettle. Then I decide on what to eat for breakfast, most likey a buncha bacon and toast. About hour later I have a huge dump.
Check my cell phone. I always miss calls and texts when I'm asleep. Interesting way to start my every day, never know how that phone is going to start my day off.
Open my eyes and stare at my clock wishing it would stop making that noise so I can sleep. Then after about 5 minutes of that I get up, turn my alarm off and go and have a shower.
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