So there's this girl I like......

She's real cute, about 5'4", blonde hair, blue eyes. I worked up enough nerve to ask her out to the movies tonight, and she said yes. I went to pick her up, and when she answered the door, she started moaning. I asked if she was ok, and she said yeah, she just has a head cold. She invited me in, and as I was waiting for her to get ready, she kept mumbling, "Brains! Brains!" I asked her if she was saying something, and she, "Huh? Oh... no, nothing." So as she's getting her coat on, she has this dazed look in her eyes, and I ask if she's sure she's ok to go out, and then she lunges at me and knocks me to the ground and tries to bite into my skull. I monkey flip her off me over the couch, and then run out of the door! So this girl I like... she's actually a zombie. What do you think guys, what should I do? Call her tomorrow?

wow :o

i would say something but am scared i will get modded

Sex is sex... though it may be illegal since that's a bit of a gray area in the necrophilia department...

She's real cute, about 5'4", blonde hair, blue eyes. I worked up enough nerve to ask her out to the movies tonight, and she said yes. I went to pick her up, and when she answered the door, she started moaning. I asked if she was ok, and she said yeah, she just has a head cold. She invited me in, and as I was waiting for her to get ready, she kept mumbling, "Brains! Brains!" I asked her if she was saying something, and she, "Huh? Oh... no, nothing." So as she's getting her coat on, she has this dazed look in her eyes, and I ask if she's sure she's ok to go out, and then she lunges at me and knocks me to the ground and tries to bite into my skull. I monkey flip her off me over the couch, and then run out of the door! So this girl I like... she's actually a zombie. What do you think guys, what should I do? Call her tomorrow?

JustPlainLucas

least she wont say no.

:lol: Are you serious Lucas, are you serious?! :lol:

You live an interesting life dude.

Wait 28 days to call her.Locke562

Ditch her. She's too short.HillyBilly

Sex is sex... though it may be illegal since that's a bit of a gray area in the necrophilia department...

Darth_Tyrev

I wonder what diseases you can get from tapping the living dead:|

By her a present for her birthday.Evil Dead 2 on DVD! :)

Also, after she's finished watching it and says to you "I SWALLOW YOUR SOUL I SWALLO YOUR SOUL!", with a shotgun in your hand, reply: "Swallow this" and proceed to BLOW HER FACE OFF.

Wait 28 days to call her.Locke562

No, 28 weeks...

blonde hair, blue eyes. "Brains! Brains!"JustPlainLucas

Wait 28 days to call her.Locke562

freak. didn't her smell give you a hint :Olbjkurono23

Call her tomorrow, zombies are hot! =3bededog

Dude are you sure this wasn't a dream?SSBFan12

Go back with your shotgun and put the vile creature to rest. The undead are a blight on nature and an insult to Arkay.

[QUOTE="Locke562"]Wait 28 days to call her.fastesttruck

Go back with your shotgun and put the vile creature to rest. The undead are a blight on nature.

foxhound_fox

[QUOTE="lbjkurono23"]freak. didn't her smell give you a hint :OJustPlainLucas

She's real cute, about 5'4", blonde hair, blue eyes. I worked up enough nerve to ask her out to the movies tonight, and she said yes. I went to pick her up, and when she answered the door, she started moaning. I asked if she was ok, and she said yeah, she just has a head cold. She invited me in, and as I was waiting for her to get ready, she kept mumbling, "Brains! Brains!" I asked her if she was saying something, and she, "Huh? Oh... no, nothing." So as she's getting her coat on, she has this dazed look in her eyes, and I ask if she's sure she's ok to go out, and then she lunges at me and knocks me to the ground and tries to bite into my skull. I monkey flip her off me over the couch, and then run out of the door! So this girl I like... she's actually a zombie. What do you think guys, what should I do? Call her tomorrow?

JustPlainLucas

wierd

:lol: Are you serious Lucas, are you serious?! :lol:

You live an interesting life dude.

I wonder what diseases you can get from tapping the living dead:|

honkyjoe

By her a present for her birthday.Evil Dead 2 on DVD! :)

Also, after she's finished watching it and says to you "I SWALLOW YOUR SOUL I SWALLO YOUR SOUL!", with a shotgun in your hand, reply: "Swallow this" and proceed to BLOW HER FACE OFF.

Just whip it out.................................your boomstick I mean.

This sort of thing happens to me far too often.

No, 28 weeks...

Nazi zombies! :oForerunner-117

I thought you were going to make a fad thread :(cyberdarkkid

Go back with your shotgun and put the vile creature to rest. The undead are a blight on nature and an insult to Arkay.

foxhound_fox

Well, at least you got a zombie. Its better than nothing...:?Mr_Leonis

Show it to her. Works most of the time.Doomtime

Smelled like... Chanel #5. :? oohh then you're forgiven XPlbjkurono23

There's no way YOU are making one of these threads for real...gunswordfist

wierd

izdan

I really think you need to get her seen to.

Just let her bite you man... then you two can eat flesh by candlelight! :o

First of all, this has been really overdone. And secondly, its lame.Morning_Revival

*Bites you*

*Is infected*

:x

I prefer... "You see this? This is my BOOMSTICK!" And then me and her can go shopping at S-Mart.JustPlainLucas

Ashley Williams FTW :P

I hate it when people ask about dating advice on GAMESPOT.com

I hate it when people ask about dating advice on GAMESPOT.com

GamerTron0

it is sarcasm.

I hate it when people ask about dating advice on GAMESPOT.com

GamerTron0