So I'm Walking Home And This Bum Stops Me..

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#1 Boogie_J
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I'm casually walking downtown from our local headshop when this bum on a bike drives by and stops me. He asks me to pick a card, to which I respond, "what cards?" He then slides a deck of cards from his sleeve.

So I pick a card (ace of spades) and put it back in the deck. The bum reshuffles his cards, looks me in the eye (without drawing a card himself) and says, "you picked the ace of spades, didn't you?" I'm looking at him like...what the hell man? and then he flips the top card and its the ace of spades.

The bum looks me in the eye with the most serious face I've ever seen and says, "I made you think that," and without another word he hopped on his bike and took off.

Biggest mind**** ever :cry:

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#2 pis3rch
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maybe it was a deck full of aces of spades?
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#3 Tropicalshower
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Did someone mention spaghetti :o
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#4 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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Did someone mention spaghetti :oTropicalshower

No..spaghetti O'S...

These things...

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#5 Patatopan
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I chose "Uh OH spaghettios" because I like spaghettios.

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#6 Tropicalshower
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[QUOTE="Tropicalshower"]Did someone mention spaghetti :oXx_Hopeless_xX

No..spaghetti O'S...

These things...

Oh... *steals spaghettios*

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#7 McJugga
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I agree, spaghettio's are delicious.
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#8 Racer850
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Take no notice of him :)
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#9 howlrunner13
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Bah, I want some spaghettio's now. Anyone want to send me a can?

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#10 Niff_T
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maybe it was a deck full of aces of spades?pis3rch

This is the first thing I thought.

Did you see any of the other cards in the deck?

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#11 MushroomWig
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That guy needs his own TV show.

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#12 Colin1192
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Ha Bums dont have bikes

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#13 EMOEVOLUTION
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I think you're over thinking this. Card tricks are fairly common.

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#14 Boogie_J
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I think you're over thinking this. Card tricks are fairly common.

EMOEVOLUTION

nah, things like this dont just happen. It has to mean something. it was the serious look he gave me that freaked me out.

and no i didnt see the full deck

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#15 Fire_Ants
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oh, those silly hobos. you'll never know what to expect from them!
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I was waiting for him to turn into a grizzly bear.
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#17 rawsavon
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maybe it was a deck full of aces of spades?pis3rch
My exact thought as well -normally, I would say ask to see the deck -but could be a crazy bum...best left alone
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#18 RAMRODtheMASTER
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[QUOTE="Boogie_J"]

[QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"]

I think you're over thinking this. Card tricks are fairly common.

nah, things like this dont just happen. It has to mean something. it was the serious look he gave me that freaked me out.

and no i didnt see the full deck

He's a bum with nothing better to do but screw with passers-by. I guarantee it was a trick deck and it's not that hard to keep a straight face when your ****ing around with someone.
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#19 SapSacPrime
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Why no option for he is your future life partner?

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#20 rawsavon
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Why no option for he is your future life partner?

SapSacPrime
Cause he is already taken :o
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#21 EMOEVOLUTION
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[QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"]

I think you're over thinking this. Card tricks are fairly common.

Boogie_J

nah, things like this dont just happen. It has to mean something. it was the serious look he gave me that freaked me out.

and no i didnt see the full deck

Maybe.. he was trying to say.. hey kid, don't screw up your life or you'll end up like me.
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#22 chaplainDMK
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maybe it was a deck full of aces of spades?pis3rch

First thing that came to my mind lol.
Id just laugh in his face if he said that he made me think that lol :D

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#23 Immortalica
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Dude that same kind of stuff happens to my friends and I when we go walking around. One time we were walking out of the parking lot of our headshop, and this bum yelled over to us, and we looked, then he ran over and said "hey dudes, get this, I got de-googled!" We were like wtf?, and he pointed to a newspaper article that probably had nothing to do with him, telling us this story, and kept on going about how he got "de-googled." It was **** weird. Then he went off down the street, and we were going the same direction so we followed him there to see what he did, and he did the same thing to other random people waiting at the bus stop. Every time we go to that city, bums always randomly start talking to us. :?
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#24 Maqda7
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maybe it was a deck full of aces of spades?pis3rch
That's exactly what I thought.
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#25 Pyro767
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He's got either marked cards or a full deck of spades. If he didn't show you the deck first, it was probably a full deck of spades. It's a magic trick. Get over it.
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#26 GazaAli
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lol man im sorry to say this, but you are the crazy one here. seriously i hope you are not serious.
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#27 The_AI
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I was waiting for him to turn into a grizzly bear.Elraptor

Pff. The bum wasn't named Ms. Depew. :evil:

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#28 MrGeezer
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I'm casually walking downtown from our local headshop when this bum on a bike drives by and stops me. He asks me to pick a card, to which I respond, "what cards?" He then slides a deck of cards from his sleeve.

So I pick a card (ace of spades) and put it back in the deck. The bum reshuffles his cards, looks me in the eye (without drawing a card himself) and says, "you picked the ace of spades, didn't you?" I'm looking at him like...what the hell man? and then he flips the top card and its the ace of spades.

The bum looks me in the eye with the most serious face I've ever seen and says, "I made you think that," and without another word he hopped on his bike and took off.

Biggest mind**** ever :cry:

Boogie_J

I wish the bums in my town performed card tricks. Around here, they just harrass people for money.

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#29 LieutenantFeist
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All cards where ace of spades...or he's some kind of magic bum...like the one in Tony Hawk 2.

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#30 Boogie_J
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He's got either marked cards or a full deck of spades. If he didn't show you the deck first, it was probably a full deck of spades. It's a magic trick. Get over it.Pyro767

I cant :|

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#31 Jak_Napier
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what a joke, ahah he ha

probably the most brilliant prank that i have heard played on someone, no offense to you of course.

Must have been scary, but really i think that they are the ones who are a little bit coo coo, not you. So cancel your appointment with the doctor and refer him to the poor bum.

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#32 -Fromage-
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So who stabbed who in the end?
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#33 deactivated-57e5de5e137a4
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Ha Bums dont have bikes

Colin1192
Yea, that's really where the story breaks down. You could have said he jumped in his shopping cart and used a broom to push himself into the sunset and I'd have believed that, but you just had to go over the top with the bicycle.
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#34 Doolz2024
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Sounds like a crazy hobo just messing around. I wouldn't worry about it. ;)
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#35 Boogie_J
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[QUOTE="Colin1192"]

Ha Bums dont have bikes

guynamedbilly

Yea, that's really where the story breaks down. You could have said he jumped in his shopping cart and used a broom to push himself into the sunset and I'd have believed that, but you just had to go over the top with the bicycle.

Maybe the bums in my city are a little more high-tech than the ones in yours

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#36 Immortalica
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[QUOTE="guynamedbilly"][QUOTE="Colin1192"]

Ha Bums dont have bikes

Boogie_J

Yea, that's really where the story breaks down. You could have said he jumped in his shopping cart and used a broom to push himself into the sunset and I'd have believed that, but you just had to go over the top with the bicycle.

Maybe the bums in my city are a little more high-tech than the ones in yours

Hahahahahahah
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#37 Matt_1337
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Yeah, you're going to die :P.

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#38 enterawesome
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I'm sorry TC, but I can't stop laughing at that! :lol: Oh man, that bum owned you. He was probably just messing around, or he's like, God, or something.
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#39 lilasianwonder
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Never heard of a bum with a bike.
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#40 travsbbygrl
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ravioli is better

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#41 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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That's a bummer...

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#42 NinjaRiv
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I love the idea of a homeless guy collecting aces of spades. Maybe he he used to live behind a card factory or something!

But he probably just forced the card. This is where he basicaly makes you pick the card he wants you to pick. It's a basic card magic technique, just like palming. Don't worry about it.

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It was Santa
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#44 CoolSkAGuy
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[QUOTE="SapSacPrime"]

Why no option for he is your future life partner?

rawsavon
Cause he is already taken :o

BY the Heart of the cards!?!?11!?1
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[QUOTE="guynamedbilly"][QUOTE="Colin1192"]

Ha Bums dont have bikes

Boogie_J

Yea, that's really where the story breaks down. You could have said he jumped in his shopping cart and used a broom to push himself into the sunset and I'd have believed that, but you just had to go over the top with the bicycle.

Maybe the bums in my city are a little more high-tech than the ones in yours

Haha touche.
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#47 korino55
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That's a bummer...

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Literally...
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#48 xTheExploited
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Ha Bums dont have bikes

Colin1192
I lol'd. :lol:
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#49 jalexbrown
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This is a really, really basic card trick. I'm an amateur magician, and it's probably one of the first card tricks you can learn to do. I wouldn't worry too much about it. Oh, and although the most basic, all-ace-of-clubs-deck method might be executed by some people who understand nothing about slights and forces, an amateur magician with even the most basic knowledge of these things wouldn't need an entire deck of one card to perform this effect.
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#50 xionvalkyrie
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Just remember, if he really had any kind of powers, he wouldn't be a bum.