Rick Santorum reveals how he stays in shape

Yeah. This is what Santorum does for Cardio:

Like the real Obama isn't full of enough hot air.

i only see this happeningZumaJones07

Like the real Obama isn't full of enough hot air.

Pirate700

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Like the real Obama isn't full of enough hot air.

whipassmt

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Like the real Obama isn't full of enough hot air.

Pirate700

It was a little weird, Gore knocked down the Oval Office door (Obama calls it a do') and walked in and Obama was doing his naked yoga.

this took a weird turn, but I wouldn't doubt Al Gore doing that

this took a weird turn, but I wouldn't doubt Al Gore doing that

josephl64

I have an idea for the next debate: one of the candidates should pants one of the other one's (or the moderator).

Hitting a black dummy?

I would think it would be taking it in the ass from random strangers.

Hitting a black dummy?

TopTierHustler

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Hitting a black dummy?

whipassmt

This thread shows why there a no funny conservative comedians.

Well obviously because conservatives are.... conservative, its in the name. Joking is usually something that is not "conserving."

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Hitting a black dummy?

TopTierHustler

This thread shows why there a no funny conservative comedians.

KG86

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[QUOTE="whipassmt"] Which blackdummy the punching bag or the real obama?

whipassmt

Too late.

This thread shows why there a no funny conservative comedians.

KG86

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This thread shows why there a no funny conservative comedians.

ZumaJones07

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This thread shows why there a no funny conservative comedians.

whipassmt

What have social conservatives given us? Gay jokes behind their backs I guess.

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This thread shows why there a no funny conservative comedians.

whipassmt

I have an idea for the next debate: one of the candidates should pants one of the other one's (or the moderator).

whipassmt

That's cool...I remember when I talked about pantsing...middle school sure was an interesting time...

Honestly though on topic with Rick Santorum staying in shape...:lol: I feel like if his body matches his face at all he's way out of shape, seriously one of the most unattractive men I've seen, I feel like his personality matches his face too:P

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[QUOTE="ZumaJones07"] +1 liberals are much more talented/entertaining peopleTopTierHustler

What have social conservatives given us? Gay jokes behind their backs I guess.

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[QUOTE="whipassmt"] Including Al Gore?

whipassmt

What have social conservatives given us? Gay jokes behind their backs I guess.

oh snap

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This thread shows why there a no funny conservative comedians.

ZumaJones07

You are generalising right there. Arnold Swartzenggar was not liberal and he was talented/entertaining, so was Sylvester Stallone. You sir have been served. Not sure where they are politically, but I know they are not liberals. This is why generalisations do not work.

This thread shows why there a no funny conservative comedians.

KG86

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[QUOTE="whipassmt"] Including Al Gore?

whipassmt

What have social conservatives given us? Gay jokes behind their backs I guess.

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This thread shows why there a no funny conservative comedians.

mahlasor

You are generalising right there. Arnold Swartzenggar was not liberal and he was talented/entertaining, so was Sylvester Stallone. You sir have been served. Not sure where they are politically, but I know they are not liberals.

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This thread shows why there a no funny conservative comedians.

mahlasor

You are generalising right there. Arnold Swartzenggar was not liberal and he was talented/entertaining, so was Sylvester Stallone. You sir have been served. Not sure where they are politically, but I know they are not liberals. This is why generalisations do not work.

They're not funny, unless of course you're talking about laughing at them and their over yolked muscles:P

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[QUOTE="TopTierHustler"]Yes, he gave us the internet.

What have social conservatives given us? Gay jokes behind their backs I guess.

TopTierHustler

oh snap

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[QUOTE="TopTierHustler"]Yes, he gave us the internet.

What have social conservatives given us? Gay jokes behind their backs I guess.

whipassmt

humor steriotype confirmed.

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[QUOTE="whipassmt"] The internet c'mon. How big is Michelle Obama's ass?

TopTierHustler

humor steriotype confirmed.

Wait wait I've got one, isn't it ironic that Rick Santorum is so against women's health, when he's a douchebag!:P

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[QUOTE="whipassmt"] THe answer is six feet tall (i.e. Barack's height).

whipassmt

humor steriotype confirmed.

Which is why he consistently wins awards in entertainment and comedy.

derp

whipassmt

Derpwhipassmt

look up the word in a dictionary, he is talented. He made the rocky movies for crying out loud. That is an achievement that most common people do not share. If not a talented actor, he is an talented writer. Arnold had the talent of charisma, speech, definately physically talented, though I have no idea what he would of been like without roids... Still he was better that all the other roid users out there. They were not chameleon actors I know, but so what.

This thread shows why there a no funny conservative comedians.

KG86

Dennis Miller ring a bell?

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This thread shows why there a no funny conservative comedians.

airshocker

Dennis Miller ring a bell?

noZumaJones07

Poor child. Don't know what you're missing.

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This thread shows why there a no funny conservative comedians.

airshocker

Dennis Miller ring a bell?

Dennis Miller is ok, I don't mind him as a person, but what I've seen of him has yet to make me really laugh. I've only seen him on the O'reilly Factor, which he is on alot:P

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This thread shows why there a no funny conservative comedians.

airshocker

Dennis Miller ring a bell?

He changed his stance for the $$$.

True story.

cybrcatter

Wasn't he fired from HBO so whats-his-nuts could take his spot?

Fvck, just had a massive brain-fart. Who is the dude on HBO right now?

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This thread shows why there a no funny conservative comedians.

ZumaJones07

Dennis Miller ring a bell?

I think all we have here is a prejudiced person. He probably will only go to a concert if the singer identifies himself as liberal. I think it is time he proves his statement. Honestly I am going to go on a whim and say that people who thrive in the mass media tend to want to pass off as liberal because liberals are about the lowest common denominator, and that is what the mass media has ever been about. Justin Beiber says hi.

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He changed his stance for the $$$.

True story.

airshocker

Wasn't he fired from HBO so whats-his-nuts could take his spot?