OMG!, i heard my sister having SEX last night T_T;;;

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#1 helium_flash
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It was HORRIBLE.

I was in my room last night. It was past 12, and i decided to stop reading and listen to my iPod. However, since i was lying in my bed, i was kinda unconfortable, and tried to change positions and my earbuds fell out. I then heard some *noises* from my sisters room. Our rooms are right next to each other, so i can hear her move around. I figured she was just doing sit-ups because sometimes she does them late at night, but then i realized the *noises* weren't stopping.

And the worst part was, i HAD TO LISTEN TO IT! I couldn't just put my iPod back on and just blast the music. I HAD TO LISTEN! I knew my sister wasn't a virgin (she practically admitted it to me), and i'm not a virgin myself, so it may seem kinda hypocritical to some. But really, she's only a year and a half older than me. She's 18, i'm 16. I'm sure people with older sisters understand my pain.

****! And it went on for like... 10-15 minutes! My parents didn't hear also because we sleep on the first floor, and my parents sleep on the second floor. After the commotion stopped, i put my iPod back on and just blasted the music, but even then i couldn't get my mind off of it. I didn't sleep well that night.

Spare some sympathies anyone?

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#2 sk8erboi796
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yeah it was me nailing her so what?
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#3 Canuck3000
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That sucks for you.

It's funny for us.

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#4 UbAdm
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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#5 Choga
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Is she hot?
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#6 SpiritEmu
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Pics.

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#7 Odissius
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Heh that's pretty funny....doesn't seem like anything that would be a big deal to me....
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#8 Silchas
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What do you want me to do about it? :|
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#10 ninersfan343
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Pics or it didn't happen.UbAdm

lol

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#11 X360PS3AMD05
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Pics or it didn't happen.UbAdm
:lol: that sucks, its times like this im happy i dont have a sister.
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#12 Greatgone12
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No pics=phailure. Just one bodyshot.
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#13 Sim_genius
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And did you do something kinky :oops:
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#14 Greatgone12
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[QUOTE="UbAdm"]Pics or it didn't happen.X360PS3AMD05
:lol: that sucks, its times like this im happy i dont have a sister.

It's times like this I'm scared I have two. I doubt either of them are virgins, too.
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#15 sinistergoggles
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That's a shame. 
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#16 schoeffmaster
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sure she wasnt...watching a movie or something?
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#17 helium_flash
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I figured i'd get mostly these three responses\

1. pics

2. "is she hot?"

3. "It was me." 

I guess noone's ever been in my position. 

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#18 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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Huh. So was it loud and rough sounding or quiet and fast sounding?
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#19 curono
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Pics or it didn't happen.UbAdm

Yeah... or at least an audiotape...:lol:

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#20 helium_flash
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[QUOTE="X360PS3AMD05"][QUOTE="UbAdm"]Pics or it didn't happen.Greatgone12
:lol: that sucks, its times like this im happy i dont have a sister.

It's times like this I'm scared I have two. I doubt either of them are virgins, too.

younger or older? 

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#21 schoeffmaster
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What do you want me to do about it? :|Silchas
Like us, off topicers, can do anything... can we?
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#22 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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[QUOTE="UbAdm"]Pics or it didn't happen.curono

Yeah... or at least an audiotape...:lol:

:lol: i agree 

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#23 Mumbles527
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Are you sure there was somone in there with her?  Maybe she was going at it alone and got really into it?  I doubt that it would make the whole thing much better for you...but it would be a funny twist.
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#24 Greatgone12
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[QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="X360PS3AMD05"][QUOTE="UbAdm"]Pics or it didn't happen.helium_flash

:lol: that sucks, its times like this im happy i dont have a sister.

It's times like this I'm scared I have two. I doubt either of them are virgins, too.

younger or older?

18 and 24... Older.
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#25 postulio14
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I have 2 older ones too

24,and 20. 

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#26 halo3-player
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what happened to the guy
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#27 simpsons1fan
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sry dont kno ur place.. my sisters are 12 and 13... so yep
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#28 KiIIyou
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It would have been stranger if you had heard yourself, like a doppelganger.
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#29 Beaman
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I'm afraid I'm going to need video footage of this as proof :D
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#30 matrix_hiei
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sorry to hear that. although if she was using protection, i don't think it's worth getting yourself worked up about.
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#31 schoeffmaster
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lmao on some of these replies and you cant instantly assume,"ZOMG MY SISTER HAD SEX LAST NIGHT :shock:!!!111!" Assumptions like that will make you think differently of her. We need soild evidence that she had sex. Your best result would be to place a hidden camera in her room so us, off topicers, can see if this vile thing is true :D
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#32 foxhound_fox
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That sucks for you.

It's funny for us.

Canuck3000


I lol'd.
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#33 Greatgone12
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sry dont kno ur place.. my sisters are 12 and 13... so yepsimpsons1fan
Did you hear about those fifth graders have sex in the classroom?

Well... Your sisters are a couple years older than those fifth graders... You never know...  

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#34 billnye69
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Video Camera's and youtube were invented for these types of suutations.
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#35 X360PS3AMD05
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The question now is how will you act in front of her.............
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#36 helium_flash
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what happened to the guyhalo3-player

He left.  Not sure if through a window or out a door.  I know him, so it wasn't a random dude or anything.  Also, i heard them wisper a little bit., so there was difinitely someone there, even though i wouldn't care if she was just pleasuring herself 

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#37 billnye69
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The question now is how will you act in front of her.............X360PS3AMD05

another question is why didn't he try and join in.

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[QUOTE="halo3-player"]what happened to the guyhelium_flash

He left.  Not sure if through a window or out a door.  I know him, so it wasn't a random dude or anything.  Also, i heard them wisper a little bit., so there was difinitely someone there, even though i wouldn't care if she was just pleasuring herself 

yeah you were the one presuring himself :P
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#39 Ale_22
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I heard my bro a few times, awkward, isnt it?
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[QUOTE="halo3-player"]what happened to the guyhelium_flash

He left. Not sure if through a window or out a door. I know him, so it wasn't a random dude or anything. Also, i heard them wisper a little bit., so there was difinitely someone there, even though i wouldn't care if she was just pleasuring herself

Is that what you imagine at night when you hear weird sounds from your sister's bedroom? Do you actually reenact the whole scenario in your mind?

 

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#42 halo3-player
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oh ok well i would have walked in and be like "Can I borrow your clock...oh  never mind"
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[QUOTE="halo3-player"]what happened to the guyhelium_flash

He left. Not sure if through a window or out a door. I know him, so it wasn't a random dude or anything. Also, i heard them wisper a little bit., so there was difinitely someone there, even though i wouldn't care if she was just pleasuring herself

Buy yourself a Guy Fawkes mask from V for Vendetta, sneak up on the guy in the dark, and then cut off his peepee...and make sure you give a speech about vengeance.

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[QUOTE="halo3-player"]what happened to the guyhelium_flash

He left. Not sure if through a window or out a door. I know him, so it wasn't a random dude or anything. Also, i heard them wisper a little bit., so there was difinitely someone there, even though i wouldn't care if she was just pleasuring herself

Maybe she's just a nymphomaniac with multiple personality disorder. 

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You masturbated. Don't lie.
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#46 MCGSMB
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It was HORRIBLE.

I was in my room last night. It was past 12, and i decided to stop reading and listen to my iPod. However, since i was lying in my bed, i was kinda unconfortable, and tried to change positions and my earbuds fell out. I then heard some *noises* from my sisters room. Our rooms are right next to each other, so i can hear her move around. I figured she was just doing sit-ups because sometimes she does them late at night, but then i realized the *noises* weren't stopping.

And the worst part was, i HAD TO LISTEN TO IT! I couldn't just put my iPod back on and just blast the music. I HAD TO LISTEN! I knew my sister wasn't a virgin (she practically admitted it to me), and i'm not a virgin myself, so it may seem kinda hypocritical to some. But really, she's only a year and a half older than me. She's 18, i'm 16. I'm sure people with older sisters understand my pain.

****! And it went on for like... 10-15 minutes! My parents didn't hear also because we sleep on the first floor, and my parents sleep on the second floor. After the commotion stopped, i put my iPod back on and just blasted the music, but even then i couldn't get my mind off of it. I didn't sleep well that night.

Spare some sympathies anyone?

helium_flash

 

NIIIICE!!!

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#47 schoeffmaster
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[QUOTE="simpsons1fan"]sry dont kno ur place.. my sisters are 12 and 13... so yepGreatgone12

Did you hear about those fifth graders have sex in the classroom?

Well... Your sisters are a couple years older than those fifth graders... You never know...  

why would fifth graders have sex...its those damn sex ed videoes i just know it...
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#48 helium_flash
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The question now is how will you act in front of her.............X360PS3AMD05

She didn't change out of her pajamas until like 1:30 today and was tired.  I kinda just ignored her for the first half-hourish.  I doubt she thinks i know what she did last night. 

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#49 MGShacker
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Pics or it didn't happen.UbAdm

dude the guy isnt  gonna take pics of his sister doingt that okaky
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#50 billnye69
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You masturbated. Don't lie.Undoing_Ruin

listen, it's been a long day, some servers went down and I needed to relax.