Oh man what a horribly awkward day.

So my right butt cheek has been hurting so much that I can't even sit. I look at it and I see this huge disgusting red rash with white bubbly crap all over it, it hurt so bad. Anyway, it's been like that for a week so I finally went to the doctor. He took a look at it and went 'wow' so I guess it's something he doesn't usually see, anyway he gave me some antibiotics and he said that it would also make it go away faster if they gave me a shot in my butt. Although I know how getting a shot of antibiotics hurts, I just went with it.

He left the room and I pulled my pants down when I saw this really attractive girl come in with the shot and everything. I was kinda embarrassed, but hey...she's a nurse so she is professional about it. Anyway as she was getting ready to give me the shot...she said 'Do you shave your butt?' I told her that I didn't but...I do shave my butt. She said it looks like I do and that the infection could have been caused by the razor I used. Still I insisted that I didn't shave my butt. Anyway, she gave me the shot and gave the cheek a good pinch. I felt so embarrassed about the whole thing. You think I should have admitted to shaving my ass?

O man, I laughed!

great story, and really awkward.

Ha ha... well it doesn't really matter if you told her or not about shaving you butt.... because she could probably tell any way because of what she said... but hay there is nothing wrong with shaving your butt.... i would think the chicks would prefer a smooth butt to a hairy butt... LOL

man this story just gives a whole new meaning to "LMAO"

Haha, you shave your butt.HillyBilly

Is this a YLYL thread? Because if so, I lost horribly.

But seriously, you should have just said you shaved. I mean, it probably looks worse when you're blatantly denying it even though she could clearly tell that you did.

[QUOTE="HillyBilly"]Haha, you shave your butt.HardcoreBunni

i think you shouldn't shave your butt anymoreJandurin

SImiliar situation, only the hot nurse gave me a physical and my soldier stood at attention. Ya, very very ashamed even though she was completely cool about it.mrbojangles25

Who knows, maybe she would have found it sexy that you shaved your ass :lol: If you want to have a baby smooth bottom though you probably should just get it waxed every so often instead of shaving it.double_decker

knowing this guys luck he would burst into flames

SImiliar situation, only the hot nurse gave me a physical and my soldier stood at attention. Ya, very very ashamed even though she was completely cool about it.mrbojangles25

bhahahahaha, i was always afraid of that when i got physicals. never happend usually because its an old dude.

SImiliar situation, only the hot nurse gave me a physical and my soldier stood at attention. Ya, very very ashamed even though she was completely cool about it.mrbojangles25

[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]SImiliar situation, only the hot nurse gave me a physical and my soldier stood at attention. Ya, very very ashamed even though she was completely cool about it.metroidfood

Haha, that gave me a good laugh :lol:

I wouldn't have told her that I shave my butt (if I did shave my butt)

SImiliar situation, only the hot nurse gave me a physical and my soldier stood at attention. Ya, very very ashamed even though she was completely cool about it.mrbojangles25

SImiliar situation, only the hot nurse gave me a physical and my soldier stood at attention. Ya, very very ashamed even though she was completely cool about it.mrbojangles25

Oh man :lol:

And the OP is freakin funnah :D

Thanks for the laugh you two :P

SImiliar situation, only the hot nurse gave me a physical and my soldier stood at attention. Ya, very very ashamed even though she was completely cool about it.mrbojangles25

Thread of the day. That was hilarious bro :D

Hahaha, use NAIR next time buddy.

Or just stop the waxin' ;).

PS - Razor burn sucks anywhere, and on the butt 10x more haha.

TC, you're a freak. That is extremely disgusting. Ugh...MGSFan92

I don't think you should have said anything.

Just don't do it again...