need help...... in love with mom's best friend

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#1 mestizoman
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i saw her best friend today at her pool

she is married to a 58 yr old but is 35

she is slender, blonde hair, and is really hot

what should i do?

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#2 ThaStig
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What the hell are you doing posting here about it? Go hit it.
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#3 Darren50000
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What the hell are you doing posting here about it? Go hit it.ThaStig

Best post ever, I agree. Did you tap it?

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#4 steppinrazor88
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Nothing :| She's married and you're probably some 16 year old...go find someone else :|
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#5 alcarazo9
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:lol: this is a girl thread on a whole new level :lol:
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#6 killalln00bs
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Ask if you can spend the night at her house, get scared and snuggle up next to her. ;)
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#7 nooblet69
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Nothing :| She's married and you're probably some 16 year old...go find someone else :|steppinrazor88

Agreed..

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#8 Creeping_Wolf
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MILF fantasies at Gamespot......I've seen it all now. :lol:
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#9 mig_killer2
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she's married, so dont do anything
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#10 Ranger_x8b
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MILF fantasies at Gamespot......I've seen it all now. :lol:Creeping_Wolf

Have you seen any horse fantasies? If you have, THEN you've seen it all.

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#11 camreeno360
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Nothing :| She's married and you're probably some 16 year old...go find someone else :|steppinrazor88
Make your writing bigger. Whenever I see something you're wrote it's like a mouse is saying it.
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#12 Sajo7
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MILF fantasies at Gamespot......I've seen it all now. :lol:Creeping_Wolf

Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?

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#13 Darren50000
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[QUOTE="Creeping_Wolf"]MILF fantasies at Gamespot......I've seen it all now. :lol:Ranger_x8b

Have you seen any horse fantasies? If you have, THEN you've seen it all.

I was mistaken, this is the best quote ever,

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#14 Denjin_hadouken
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Punch the old man in the face and have sex with her in front of him. Problem solved.
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#15 British_Azimio
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You aren't in love.
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#16 WildLIkeChild
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Money. Get lots of it, trust me.
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#17 nooblet69
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Punch the old man in the face and have sex with her in front of him. Problem solved.Denjin_hadouken

Reminds me of that movie clockwork orange :P.

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#18 steppinrazor88
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[QUOTE="steppinrazor88"]Nothing :| She's married and you're probably some 16 year old...go find someone else :|camreeno360
Make your writing bigger. Whenever I see something you're wrote it's like a mouse is saying it.

It's a good thing I don't care isn't it? :|

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#19 Denjin_hadouken
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[QUOTE="Denjin_hadouken"]Punch the old man in the face and have sex with her in front of him. Problem solved.nooblet69

Reminds me of that movie clockwork orange :P.

Please explain.
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#20 southy787
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Find a girl your own age.
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#21 mastershake575
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i saw her best friend today at her pool

she is married to a 58 yr old but is 35

she is slender, blonde hair, and is really hot

what should i do?

mestizoman
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#22 Denjin_hadouken
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Find a girl your own age.southy787
The same can be said to the old man.
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#23 Creeping_Wolf
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[QUOTE="Creeping_Wolf"]MILF fantasies at Gamespot......I've seen it all now. :lol:Ranger_x8b

Have you seen any horse fantasies? If you have, THEN you've seen it all.

You're right...I haven't seen it all.....and I don't want to, either. :cry:

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#24 mig_killer2
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[QUOTE="Ranger_x8b"]

[QUOTE="Creeping_Wolf"]MILF fantasies at Gamespot......I've seen it all now. :lol:Darren50000

Have you seen any horse fantasies? If you have, THEN you've seen it all.

I was mistaken, this is the best quote ever,

im putting that in my sig
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#25 makaveli2344
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[QUOTE="Creeping_Wolf"]MILF fantasies at Gamespot......I've seen it all now. :lol:Ranger_x8b

Have you seen any horse fantasies? If you have, THEN you've seen it all.

:oops:

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#26 camreeno360
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[QUOTE="camreeno360"][QUOTE="steppinrazor88"]Nothing :| She's married and you're probably some 16 year old...go find someone else :|steppinrazor88

Make your writing bigger. Whenever I see something you're wrote it's like a mouse is saying it.

It's a good thing I don't care isn't it? :|

I'm just on observant guy, that's all. Ha whatever.
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#27 MattUD1
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Go for it.

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#28 Mystic_Legend
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I'm surprised no one has said.. "PICS NAO!"
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#29 iMuffins
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[QUOTE="Creeping_Wolf"]MILF fantasies at Gamespot......I've seen it all now. :lol:Sajo7

Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?

Awesome movie :lol:

Anyways... You can't really do anything. MILF threads ftl...

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#30 nooblet69
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[QUOTE="nooblet69"]

[QUOTE="Denjin_hadouken"]Punch the old man in the face and have sex with her in front of him. Problem solved.Denjin_hadouken

Reminds me of that movie clockwork orange :P.

Please explain.

At the beginning of clockwork orange there was a group of young hooligans who went into a rich neighborhood and beat up an old man and held him down while they raped his young wife. Pretty brutal movie but I think people should see it :).

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#31 El_Real_Uno
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i saw her best friend today at her pool

she is married to a 58 yr old but is 35

she is slender, blonde hair, and is really hot

what should i do?

mestizoman

This comment proves ur not in love with her as you've only seen her, not met her, and to make it worse she's married. You do nothing and move on.

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#32 camreeno360
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Yeah there's surprisingly some women in the 30's a lot sexier than women in their 20's. Anyone knew Eva Longoria was 35? There's also some babes on that stupid show "Age of Love".
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#34 dante_123456
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i wouldn't call that love...i'd call that you wanting to bone your moms friend :|
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#35 ElZilcho90
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I have one thing, just one thing to say:

I love OT.

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#36 nooblet69
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Send her a copy of the The Graduate in the mail with a picture of yourself pasted over Dustin Hoffman's face. She'll get the idea.luccaface

Rofl, that sir is the perfect idea :P.

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#37 mestizoman
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lol

in case ur wondering why i felt the urge to write this, i saw her today in a bikini, with a sleeveless white tee like thing thrown over it, and she had sunglasses on

i thought she was smiling at me, but it was hard to tell cuz i couldnt see her eyes

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#38 ConManWithGun
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Wait in her room, then when she comes in unleash your inner beast
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#39 ElZilcho90
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Something you need to learn: There's a major difference between Love and Lust.
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#40 slip_killer
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Is she stacy's mom?

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#41 samus3456
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:shock::cry:nice to let us know:roll:
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#42 85070537783
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Well...

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#43 bradleybhoy
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[QUOTE="mestizoman"]

i saw her best friend today at her pool

she is married to a 58 yr old but is 35

she is slender, blonde hair, and is really hot

what should i do?

mastershake575

LMAO this thread is priceless :lol:

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#44 _Margulis_
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[QUOTE="Denjin_hadouken"][QUOTE="nooblet69"]

[QUOTE="Denjin_hadouken"]Punch the old man in the face and have sex with her in front of him. Problem solved.nooblet69

Reminds me of that movie clockwork orange :P.

Please explain.

At the beginning of clockwork orange there was a group of young hooligans who went into a rich neighborhood and beat up an old man and held him down while they raped his young wife. Pretty brutal movie but I think people should see it :).

Why? Why is it even considered a good movie?

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#45 _Margulis_
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[QUOTE="luccaface"]Send her a copy of the The Graduate in the mail with a picture of yourself pasted over Dustin Hoffman's face. She'll get the idea.nooblet69

Rofl, that sir is the perfect idea :P.

Ugh.

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#46 -AK47-
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rOFL
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#47 cpo335
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lol

in case ur wondering why i felt the urge to write this, i saw her today in a bikini, with a sleeveless white tee like thing thrown over it, and she had sunglasses on

i thought she was smiling at me, but it was hard to tell cuz i couldnt see her eyes

mestizoman

Wow, thta's deep. Hit it.

NO PUN INTENDED

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#48 Travo_basic
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This reminds me of that Fountains of Wayne song. Not quite the same thing, but I like fantasies about older women. If they're hot, that is.
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#50 mig_killer2
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Well...

85070537783
it must have been wierd growing up with that kid making statements like that all the time