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#1 JasonDarksavior
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The headline says it all: "I've bought my seven year old a boob job."

A 50-year-old mother in the UK known as The Real-Life Barbie - because of her extensive surgical enhancements - has revealed that she gave her child a £6000 ($9200) voucher for breast-enlargement surgery.

Sarah Burge told Closer magazine that she gave her daughter Poppy the voucher for her seventh birthday because Poppy had "begged" her for a boob job.

"I gave her the voucher so she can have it after she's 16, when it's legal," Ms Burge said.

"If she develops naturally big boobs, she can have something else done with it."

Poppy said that for her birthday she wanted "a new computer, a holiday and a voucher for surgery".

"When I got it all, it was a dream come true," she said.

"All my friends were jealous.

"I can't wait to be like Mummy with big boobs. They're pretty."

The voucher was part of a £12,000 "exotic pamper party" for Poppy - who wore a £300 dress - and seven friends.

The children were treated to makeovers, manicures and pedicures.

They drank pretend champagne in a pink pamper bus and ate a £250 designer cake, according to reports.

"Miss Burge, who lives in a £500,000 four-bedroom home in St Neots, Cambridgeshire, is more than capable of paying for the lavish celebration thanks to the lucrative business she runs organising plastic surgery and swinging parties and writing erotic novels," the Daily Mail reported.

"Admitting that her daughters Charlotte, 25, Hannah, 17 and step-daughter Jazzy, 17, have already had Botox and are planning further surgery of their own, Miss Burge reveals a worryingly blase attitude towards surgery."

Last year, Ms Burge taught Poppy to pole dance. WTH?

"Poppy is a normal kid who is good at sports and loves playing outside. Girls don't want Snow White and Cinderella any more," she said.

"They want to be WAGs and famous like Cheryl Cole and Lady Gaga. I'm just supporting her and making her dreams come true."

Ms Burge plans to undergo £51,000 of surgery - including a facelift, bottom implants and liposuction - for her 51st birthday.

Source:http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/offbeat/9608789/mum-gives-seven-year-old-boob-job-voucher

WTH is wrong with this mother?

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#2 Superbored
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:| What?

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#3 Sandulf29
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lolwut????

these brits are crazy

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#4 chrisrooR
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Well...I'm at a loss for words.
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#5 deactivated-5d0e4d67d0988
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Yeah....

This pretty much sums up my thoughts on the topic

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#6 JasonDarksavior
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Yeah, honestly something is wrong with her.
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#7 Bloodaxe726
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Far less absurd than I first expected it would be.

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#8 worlock77
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Misleading title is misleading.

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#9 JasonDarksavior
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Misleading title is misleading.

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Fine, changed it.
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#10 xxKai
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Thought she did it illegally, I'm glad it was just a voucher. But really, it's still stupid

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#11 agpickle
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So...whats the next end of the world prediction? I'm kinda looking forward to it.

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So? My parents did the same sort of thing for me. I didn't always have to tuck it in my sock, y'know.
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So? My parents did the same sort of thing for me. I didn't always have to tuck it in my sock, y'know.UCF_Knight

:lol:

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#14 howlrunner13
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This kid is ruined for life with that amount of spoilage and that amazing role model of a parent.

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#15 stevoqwerty
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The f***?

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I think people should havee to go through an exam to test whether they are suitable before they have kids...

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#17 DigitalExile
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The mother and daughter are both ugly. Big boobs ain't gonna' cut it.

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#18 tenaka2
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It's a very touching story.

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Wow... I'm speechless.
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#20 Vancelvany
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We'll have to keep abreast the situation.

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#21 chaoscougar1
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Why is she allowed to be a parent? :(
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#22 tenaka2
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We'll have to keep abreast the situation.

Vancelvany

i'd love if someone set up a bust fund for me.

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#23 DavidianMH
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Thats extreme bad parenting. Where are social services for THIS type of abuse?
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#24 Suzy_Q_Kazoo
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The daughter's name is Poppy? :?

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Lolololololol you just know how this girl is gonna turn out.

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#26 chaoscougar1
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The daughter's name is Poppy? :?

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Like the seeds
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#27 tenaka2
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The daughter's name is Poppy? :?

Suzy_Q_Kazoo

It is a common name in the UK, quite an old name really.

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#28 MissLibrarian
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"...thanks to the lucrative business she runs organising plastic surgery and swinging parties and writing erotic novels," the Daily Mail reported.JasonDarksavior
Goddamnit I wish I'd had this career idea! Also lol the Daily Mail.
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How did I know this was going to be from the UK? And really, somebody should take her kid away. She's giving her all sorts of unhealthy ideas.
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So? My parents did the same sort of thing for me. I didn't always have to tuck it in my sock, y'know.UCF_Knight
LOL. Well played, sir.
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#31 tenaka2
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How did I know this was going to be from the UK? And really, somebody should take her kid away. She's giving her all sorts of unhealthy ideas.XilePrincess

Thats what most parents do... give unhealthy ideas. It's a rubbish story anyway, its just a trust fund.

There are a lot of teenage plastic surgeries occuring around the world. The title is missleading.

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#32 T_REX305
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I just read the red and wtf???

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#33 sonofsmeagle
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In the famous words of Jeoff Winger,

What the Heeyy!!

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#34 Freebird8877
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What a spoiled little brat.
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#35 tekken220
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My reaction

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#36 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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I think we have a candidate for mother of the year.

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#37 WSGRandomPerson
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Sounds like she is a thing for plastic surgery, and probably is conveying it onto her kid. But really, it's just another WTF moment.
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#38 YellowOneKinobi
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Ah, nothin' gives a kid confidence more than telling her that she is DEFINITELY going to need some work done. Good going mom.

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#39 gameguy6700
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Girls don't want Snow White and Cinderella any more," she said. "They want to be WAGs and famous like Cheryl Cole and Lady Gaga. I'm just supporting her and making her dreams come true."

Yeah, this isn't supposed to be a good thing you ditz. You're supposed to encourage your young daughter to dress and act like a little girl, not like a slut who gets wasted at parties and ****s every guy in the room along with the dog.

edit: Apparently "slut" isn't blocked by the word filter. Interesting...

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...why wouldn't she just have given her an "IOU when you're 16" voucher rather than actually getting it 10 years in advance.. I don't understand how that would even cross a 7 year old's mind
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#41 Rosaflame
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I think people should havee to go through an exam to test whether they are suitable before they have kids...

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This
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#42 Theokhoth
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That ain't right.
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#43 XxxExtremeNJBXx
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"Last year, Ms Burge taught Poppy to pole dance. WTH?" -- Rofl ! That's golden. On-the-other-hand, that's really, really disgusting.
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#44 dreamsoffear
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I think the girl's name says what her mother is on. If you don't now, Poppy seeds are used to make drugs. -_-
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#45 Inconsistancy
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I think the girl's name says what her mother is on. If you don't now, Poppy seeds are used to make drugs. -_-dreamsoffear
They taste yummy in bagels.

I suppose, the f*** is about I can say to this.
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#46 UltimoIce
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Ummm why? Is it too early to call that she will probably have a sex video leaked in her lifetime?

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#47 Krelian-co
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Yeah....

This pretty much sums up my thoughts on the topic

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hahaha awesome video

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#48 madsnakehhh
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Here is an idea to this "Mother", let your daughter be whatever the hell she wants to be instead of pushing her to become what you have become.

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#49 dreamsoffear
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[QUOTE="dreamsoffear"]I think the girl's name says what her mother is on. If you don't now, Poppy seeds are used to make drugs. -_-Inconsistancy
They taste yummy in bagels.

I suppose, the f*** is about I can say to this.

yea bagels and muffins but you fail a drug test for ecstasy if you eat a poppy seed muffin a couple of hours before a drug test lol
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#50 arad96
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Dang, that mother is ugly. I can't see what surgery could do to her. What a strange mom.