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#1 thotoz
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=037HvQ1TyGM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zmC6LBpBUv4&mode=related&search=
A bit old but still funny. This man claims to be Jesus Christ and gets a lot of $$$ with followers giving him a car and a nice house.

"I am Jesus, give me money"
lol.

He says praying is useless and all the other religions are fake. He made a lot of $$$ though hah
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#2 SolidSnake_108
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He can't be Jesus. I'm Jesus.
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#3 formula1racer
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what a con man
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#4 six_shot
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wtf...that man is mentally ill
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#5 thisisjosh
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how can i give him money?
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#6 sthadji
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how can i give him money?thisisjosh
Just send the money to me. I'll make sure he gets it ;)
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#7 -Karayan-
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Just when you thought people couldn't get any dumber.
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#8 moneymatterz
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[QUOTE="thisisjosh"]how can i give him money?sthadji
Just send the money to me. I'll make sure he gets it ;)

i want to give as well. what's your account number and bank's routing number so we can make the arrangements

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#9 thotoz
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he says he is greater than jesus christ from before lol, he says "he cannot die" someone needs to shoot him in the head to show that he CAN die, or usa needs to pull his visa
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#10 -Karayan-
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[QUOTE="thotoz"]he says he is greater than jesus christ from before lol, he says "he cannot die" someone needs to shoot him in the head to show that he CAN die, or usa needs to pull his visa

I opt for the former option.
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#11 jcwordlife
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:lol: I feel bad for people that gave him moneys
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#12 Darkside5675
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wtf...that man is mentally illsix_shot
Or completly brilliant!
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#13 Bourbons3
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He can't be Jesus. I'm Jesus.SolidSnake_108
wow :shock:
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#15 wrlyy
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Smart guy, either that or insane.
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#16 seph_cool
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He is a smart guy, who knows exactly how to get money out of people. But I am scared of this cult following he has, it could mean bad news around the world, they dont seem the type to be silent protesters, they will fight.
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#17 -Karayan-
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Smart guy, either that or insane.wrlyy
You really don't have to be that smart to con people who are searching for a straw to grasp. Take a look at the bible, an elementary student could have written a more cohesive book, but everyone thinks it's the word of "God".
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#18 DezmoTk
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WOW, I just had an enlightened moment, I HAVE BEEN POSSESSED BY THE GODS OF GAMING! *caps = godly*

much more then a trinity, the parts of the gods of gaming follow by genre to make a whole.

i.e The FPS god, a rowdy very fps doug forbidden>
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#19 seph_cool
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[QUOTE="wrlyy"]Smart guy, either that or insane.-Karayan-
You really don't have to be that smart to con people who are searching for a straw to grasp. Take a look at the bible, an elementary student could have written a more cohesive book, but everyone thinks it's the word of "God".

So like Xbox users do to Halo!
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#20 SolidSnake_108
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[QUOTE="SolidSnake_108"]He can't be Jesus. I'm Jesus.Bourbons3
wow :shock:

Yeah. Now give me all your money.
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#21 four_aces
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[QUOTE="Bourbons3"][QUOTE="SolidSnake_108"]He can't be Jesus. I'm Jesus.SolidSnake_108
wow :shock:

Yeah. Now give me all your money.

no i'm santa claus give ME all your money...
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#22 sk8erboi796
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BULLSPIT!
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[QUOTE="SolidSnake_108"][QUOTE="Bourbons3"][QUOTE="SolidSnake_108"]He can't be Jesus. I'm Jesus.four_aces
wow :shock:

Yeah. Now give me all your money.

no i'm santa claus give ME all your money...

You can't have his money! I'll fight you for it! Jesus Vs. Santa.
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#24 -Karayan-
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[QUOTE="four_aces"][QUOTE="SolidSnake_108"][QUOTE="Bourbons3"][QUOTE="SolidSnake_108"]He can't be Jesus. I'm Jesus.SolidSnake_108
wow :shock:

Yeah. Now give me all your money.

no i'm santa claus give ME all your money...

You can't have his money! I'll fight you for it! Jesus Vs. Santa.

*Steals the money and hops away.*
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#25 four_aces
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[QUOTE="four_aces"][QUOTE="SolidSnake_108"][QUOTE="Bourbons3"][QUOTE="SolidSnake_108"]He can't be Jesus. I'm Jesus.SolidSnake_108
wow :shock:

Yeah. Now give me all your money.

no i'm santa claus give ME all your money...

You can't have his money! I'll fight you for it! Jesus Vs. Santa.

silly demi-god, i will crush you with my enormous belly.....
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#26 iangrima
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peaople actually give him money!!!!
WTF!!!
I like this guy very smart plot to make fast free money...
LOL at the ppl who actually belive in this shi*
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#27 Devouring_One
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Jesus Christ! I can't believe that people believe him. It so stupid. And I like how he criticizes every other religious teachings except his own. Besides, why would Jesus come back into a Spanish man like him?
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#28 nickmag
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[QUOTE="four_aces"][QUOTE="SolidSnake_108"][QUOTE="Bourbons3"][QUOTE="SolidSnake_108"]He can't be Jesus. I'm Jesus.SolidSnake_108
wow :shock:

Yeah. Now give me all your money.

no i'm santa claus give ME all your money...

You can't have his money! I'll fight you for it! Jesus Vs. Santa.

didnt south park already do this fight? :P
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#29 deactivated-5b4bf92fc902e
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I would be funny if he was making a living off this.
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#30 four_aces
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[QUOTE="SolidSnake_108"][QUOTE="four_aces"][QUOTE="SolidSnake_108"][QUOTE="Bourbons3"][QUOTE="SolidSnake_108"]He can't be Jesus. I'm Jesus.nickmag
wow :shock:

Yeah. Now give me all your money.

no i'm santa claus give ME all your money...

You can't have his money! I'll fight you for it! Jesus Vs. Santa.

didnt south park already do this fight? :P

but this time- we're serial
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#31 Big_Bad_Sad
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Hes probably making millions from people ignorance. What a guy. Edit: Ive just watched the video and he is making millions from peoples ignorance, this man is my idol. I wish I was clever enough to do that.
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#33 trix5817
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what a con manformula1racer



prove that he's not.
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#34 lol_waffles
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That's just pathetic. I can't believe people are stupid enough to give him money.
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#35 rowzzr
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lol now i guess anybody can get money easily.
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#36 Nuke_trooper
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If he's Jesus then i'm Spartacus!
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#37 double_decker
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He can't be Jesus. I'm Jesus.SolidSnake_108

*Is skeptical but gives you a car and nice house just to be safe*:o

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#38 thotoz
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hes rich lol
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#39 SolidSnake_108
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[QUOTE="SolidSnake_108"]He can't be Jesus. I'm Jesus.double_decker

*Is skeptical but gives you a car and nice house just to be safe*:o

This car is red. I want a blue one!!! NOW I WILL SMITE THEE!!!!!
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#40 Laserwolf65
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oy vey
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#41 Loonie
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The people who gave him money make me sick. But not as sick as the guy himself. *pukes*
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#42 Flaming_Ape
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Most people like to claim they're Jesus, but that's not true because Jesus is too cool to be a typical person on this planet.
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#43 thotoz
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someone shoot him, he said no man can kill him!
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#44 nick3333
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Just when you thought people couldn't get any dumber.-Karayan-
If it makes you feel any better, for every couple of idiots there seems to be a genius to take advantage of those idiots. And so the cycle continues...
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#45 asassinmario
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=037HvQ1TyGM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zmC6LBpBUv4&mode=related&search=
A bit old but still funny. This man claims to be Jesus Christ and gets a lot of $$$ with followers giving him a car and a nice house.

"I am Jesus, give me money"
lol.

He says praying is useless and all the other religions are fake. He made a lot of $$$ though hah
thotoz

He claimed Satan doesn't exist,well he does even if he doesn't like it.

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#46 nick3333
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The people who gave him money make me sick. But not as sick as the guy himself. *pukes*Loonie
I admire the guy. You have to admire the ability to con hundreds if not thousands of people (willingly) out of their money and make a living off it. That's entrepeneurship right there.
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#47 pianist
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... another display of just how foolish and gullible people can be.
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#48 nick3333
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... another display of just how foolish and gullible people can be.pianist
And how smart they can be.
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#49 -Karayan-
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[QUOTE="-Karayan-"]Just when you thought people couldn't get any dumber.nick3333
If it makes you feel any better, for every couple of idiots there seems to be a genius to take advantage of those idiots. And so the cycle continues...

He might actually believe himself. He wouldn't be the first to have delusions of grandeur.
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#50 -Karayan-
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[QUOTE="pianist"]... another display of just how foolish and gullible people can be.nick3333
And how smart they can be.

It doesn't take an intellectual to mislead fools.