Is it ok to drink beer through a straw?

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#1 KingOfAsia
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I went to a bar and a girl ordered me a drink but I requested a straw so its easier to swallow (its pretty bitter). The girl was looking at me weird all I said was its a lot easier to drink

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#2 LJS9502_basic
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No.
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#3 Oleg_Huzwog
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Only if it's a silly straw.

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#4 kingdre
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Beer bongs are like giant straws so I guess it's ok. Kinda weird though but whatever works for you.

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#5 deactivated-5a9b3f32ef4e9
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Only if it's a silly straw.

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#6 topgunmv
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No.LJS9502_basic

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#7 Flubbbs
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i have never in my life heard of someone drinking beer through a straw

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#8 solidruss
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Oh Hell no!

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#9 KiIIyou
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It's how butterflies drink their beer. :3
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#10 LJS9502_basic
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Oh Hell no!

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LOL...calm down.:P
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#11 Jack-Burton
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Only if your jaw is broken pal.
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#12 solidruss
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[QUOTE="solidruss"]

Oh Hell no!

LJS9502_basic

LOL...calm down.:P

 

Sorry, beer is a trigger :P

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#14 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"][QUOTE="solidruss"]

Oh Hell no!

solidruss

LOL...calm down.:P

 

Sorry, beer is a trigger :P

I could tell by your sig.:lol:
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#15 Serraph105
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It's not okay to drink beer at all. Get something that tastes good, like whiskey.

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#16 KingOfAsia
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i have never in my life heard of someone drinking beer through a straw

Flubbbs

 

o..but I did..hmmm

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#17 rocinante_
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never tried, but i can't imagine it being any more different than drinkin soda thru a straw. who cares

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#18 solidruss
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 I could tell by your sig.:lol:LJS9502_basic

 

It kinda does doesn't it :P

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#19 GTA_dude
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Dear god NO. It is NEVER ok for a man to drink ANY alcoholic beverage with a straw. I take my straw out immediately when my drink is brought to me, and thats when I they just put straws in mandatory. Never ask for a straw in a beer, they dont come with them for a reason.....
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#20 deactivated-5b78379493e12
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About as ok as trying to drink it through your nose.

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#21 Niff_T
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It's not okay to drink beer at all. Get something that tastes good, like whiskey.

Serraph105

:lol:

Also, do it. F*** the norm.

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#22 MlauTheDaft
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If you don't like beer, drink something else ;)

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#23 WhiteKnight77
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Just one word: NO!

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#24 chaoscougar1
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#25 chaoscougar1
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It's not okay to drink beer at all. Get something that tastes good, like whiskey.

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#26 Fightingfan
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Yeah that way you can drink in public.
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#27 WickedChainy
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You're allowed to drink beer through a straw, but you lose you man card for doing it. The girl knew she had just become more manly then you when you drank through a straw. Please turn in your man card on the way out.
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#28 mrbojangles25
Member since 2005 • 58402 Posts

no, you miss out on all the wonderful flavors that way.

but, shit, it's your life, do what you want :)

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#29 Dark_Knight6
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I don't see the problem with drinking through a straw.  But I also don't feel the need to remind everyone that I'm a testosterone-fueled alpha male who will only brush my teeth with steel wool and isopropyl alcohol.  

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#30 MakeMeaSammitch
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Yes.

If you're gay.

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#31 GreySeal9
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No, it's not. Repent, TC.

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#32 WhiteKnight77
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You're allowed to drink beer through a straw, but you lose you man card for doing it. The girl knew she had just become more manly then you when you drank through a straw. Please turn in your man card on the way out. WickedChainy

Need I say more? 

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#33 chaoscougar1
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I don't see the problem with drinking through a straw.  But I also don't feel the need to remind everyone that I'm a testosterone-fueled alpha male who will only brush my teeth with steel wool and isopropyl alcohol.  

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Girls don't even drink it through a straw...
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#34 Dark_Knight6
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[QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"]

I don't see the problem with drinking through a straw.  But I also don't feel the need to remind everyone that I'm a testosterone-fueled alpha male who will only brush my teeth with steel wool and isopropyl alcohol.  

chaoscougar1

Girls don't even drink it through a straw...

Except for the ones who do.  

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#35 chaoscougar1
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[QUOTE="chaoscougar1"][QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"]

I don't see the problem with drinking through a straw.  But I also don't feel the need to remind everyone that I'm a testosterone-fueled alpha male who will only brush my teeth with steel wool and isopropyl alcohol.  

Dark_Knight6

Girls don't even drink it through a straw...

Except for the ones who do.  

How many do you know?
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#36 Dark_Knight6
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[QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"]

[QUOTE="chaoscougar1"] Girls don't even drink it through a straw...chaoscougar1

Except for the ones who do.  

How many do you know?

I don't see the point in throwing anecdotal evidence around.  But I think I can safely assume that there is at least one woman in the roughly 3.5 billion on the planet who has, at some point, consumed beer through a straw.  

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#37 Leejjohno
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You should have gotten a cider of some sort instead. 

On the plus side i reckon a straw is slightly better for your teeth.

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#38 consoletroll
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oh boy- might as well drink it through your ass via enema.

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#39 konvikt_17
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Dear god NO. It is NEVER ok for a man to drink ANY alcoholic beverage with a straw. I take my straw out immediately when my drink is brought to me, and thats when I they just put straws in mandatory. Never ask for a straw in a beer, they dont come with them for a reason.....GTA_dude

unless your trying to hide the alcoholic drink.

we did it for our homecoming fair thingy. got one of those big 64 oz styrofoam cups from the gas station and filled them up with Four Loko. drank through a straw. walked around the fair, no one suspected a thing.

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#41 BossPerson
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[QUOTE="GTA_dude"]Dear god NO. It is NEVER ok for a man to drink ANY alcoholic beverage with a straw. I take my straw out immediately when my drink is brought to me, and thats when I they just put straws in mandatory. Never ask for a straw in a beer, they dont come with them for a reason.....

also this
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#42 thriteenthmonke
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I once participated in a chugging beer through a straw contest and lost.
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#43 Shottayouth13-
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Punch a few walls to regain your man card.
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#44 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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If you need to drink beer through a straw, you shouldn't be drinking alcohol of ANY kind. Period.

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#45 II_Seraphim_II
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It depends on whether or not you have a vagina...actually even if you have one, I dont think its ok lol.
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#46 WhiteKnight77
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[QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"]

I don't see the problem with drinking through a straw.  But I also don't feel the need to remind everyone that I'm a testosterone-fueled alpha male who will only brush my teeth with steel wool and isopropyl alcohol.  

chaoscougar1

Girls don't even drink it through a straw...

Quite a few girls drank beer and other alcohol from a straw, especially early in the 80s and 90s. I couldn't understand it myself, but the thought at the time was to get drunk faster. 

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#47 MgamerBD
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Only if your jaw is broken pal.Jack-Burton
After a super manly fist fight.
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#48 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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[QUOTE="Jack-Burton"]Only if your jaw is broken pal.MgamerBD
After a super manly fist fight.

And even then, that's only if the preferred alternate method is hard to come by--Alcohol via an IV drip.
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#49 coolbeans90
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NO!

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#50 nooblet69
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I'm not judging but that is sorta girly. Actually, girls don't even drink beer with a straw.