I'm weak and can't fight. Help!

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#1 supermetroidfan
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So my life is horrible. Every day is hell. I walk outside and the neighbor kids run up to me and throw me into my mommy's rose bush. I get on the school bus. The people sitting behind me always punch me in the back of my head. I go to get off the bus and someone pushes me out. In the mornings while waiting in the courtyard, I always get beat so bad. Everybody crowds around me and just takes hits. I walk to class and get pushed into walls. People throw stuff at me in class. Throughout the day, it's the same thing. When I'm walking to my house from the bus stop, there's those kids again. They beat me up some more and throw me into a trash can and kick me around. It's horrible. I can't believe the teachers never notice this.

So OT, I ask you deep down from the bottom of my heart. What could I possibly do?

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#2 nightshade85
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carry a gun
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#3 jim_shorts
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Work out.
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#4 Andrew0987
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take up a martial art. i did and i am very confident in my fighting skills. 
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#5 LA_lakers_4life
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thats a funny story.....:lol:
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#6 someone6669
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Easiest solution... Start to work out.. A LOT. Eat lots of protein too. In a few months, you will be puffy and no one will dare to approach you (It is part of our genes, and it works at a subconcious level. They will just never have the courage to do it)

Tough solution... learn how to yell, intimidate and to fight dirty. I don't recommend this one very much and I have never tried it :P

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#7 AsinineZomg
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Kill the biggest ass of them all and form a necklace out of the shards of his skill. Maybe even make a stew of his brain. That'd teach them to mess with you.
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#8 juicetino
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Eat food and build some muscle man!
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#9 supermetroidfan
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Kill the biggest ass of them all and form a necklace out of the shards of his skill. Maybe even make a stew of his brain. That'd teach them to mess with you.
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I'm not black metal enough.
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#10 NooBAFIED
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do what i do work out play sports (heres what i did first i joined karate got bored joined boxing then got bored joined kick boxing gave all that up but still learned something) but the real fight is in ur mind, lol just carry a blade around
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#11 jfkunrendered
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You need to start lifting weights and eating a high protein diet to build mass. You also may need to change your image. I don't know what you look like, but i`m guessing...glasses, tucked in shirt, ironed pants...that kind of thing.
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#12 3DayFinisher
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Find something long and hard like a 2x4, and learn how to swing it
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#13 AsinineZomg
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[QUOTE="AsinineZomg"]Kill the biggest ass of them all and form a necklace out of the shards of his skill. Maybe even make a stew of his brain. That'd teach them to mess with you.
supermetroidfan
I'm not black metal enough.

Change your name to Euronymous. That should help boost your morale.
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#14 Andrew0987
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meh, muscle mass =/= fighting skill.  
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Then get daddy
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#16 branketra
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Wow..that's pre-superhero worthy. Tone your body and your mind..take up a martial art, practice on your own, and mess around a bit and develop your own style. It'll make your moves much more genuine.
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#17 supermetroidfan
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[QUOTE="supermetroidfan"][QUOTE="AsinineZomg"]Kill the biggest ass of them all and form a necklace out of the shards of his skill. Maybe even make a stew of his brain. That'd teach them to mess with you.
AsinineZomg
I'm not black metal enough.

Change your name to Euronymous. That should help boost your morale.

I already feel delightfully evil
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carry a gunnightshade85
:lol: i really loled but u need to strt workin out and kickin som *** remember steroids are your friends
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#19 AsinineZomg
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[QUOTE="AsinineZomg"][QUOTE="supermetroidfan"][QUOTE="AsinineZomg"]Kill the biggest ass of them all and form a necklace out of the shards of his skill. Maybe even make a stew of his brain. That'd teach them to mess with you.
supermetroidfan
I'm not black metal enough.

Change your name to Euronymous. That should help boost your morale.

I already feel delightfully evil

Be sure to take pictures of the dead body and make them the cover of your bootleg live album!
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confront your teachers/councelor. Tell them if this doesnt stop, your gonna go psycho and start killing those kids o_o

Or

...considering your case....i would say take some cheap shots....i know its low and what not, but you are using it only as self defense. *feels like she should put her flame shield up*

*whistles* Well im off to bed lol

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#21 supermetroidfan
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[QUOTE="supermetroidfan"][QUOTE="AsinineZomg"][QUOTE="supermetroidfan"][QUOTE="AsinineZomg"]Kill the biggest ass of them all and form a necklace out of the shards of his skill. Maybe even make a stew of his brain. That'd teach them to mess with you.
AsinineZomg
I'm not black metal enough.

Change your name to Euronymous. That should help boost your morale.

I already feel delightfully evil

Be sure to take pictures of the dead body and make them the cover of your bootleg live album!

I have the picture but my music is coming together as great as I hoped it would. Trying to play the trombone and make it sound like black metal is hard.

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#22 Poetically_Just
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confront your teachers/councelor. Tell them if this doesnt stop, your gonna go psycho and start killing those kids o_o

Or

...considering your case....i would say take some cheap shots....i know its low and what not, but you are using it only as self defense. *feels like she should put her flame shield up*

*whistles* Well im off to bed lol

xhellcatx
yea threaten to go Colombine on the whole school if they dont stop
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extendable batons.
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[QUOTE="AsinineZomg"][QUOTE="supermetroidfan"][QUOTE="AsinineZomg"][QUOTE="supermetroidfan"][QUOTE="AsinineZomg"]Kill the biggest ass of them all and form a necklace out of the shards of his skill. Maybe even make a stew of his brain. That'd teach them to mess with you.
supermetroidfan

I'm not black metal enough.

Change your name to Euronymous. That should help boost your morale.

I already feel delightfully evil

Be sure to take pictures of the dead body and make them the cover of your bootleg live album!

I have the picture but my music is coming together as great as I hoped it would. Trying to play the trombone and make it sound like black metal is hard.

Be sure to wear your necklace while playing. Also, I suggest taking the scrotum of your victim and forming a mouth piece cover for your trombone. Or maybe even a handgrip. You need good tracation.
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#25 3DayFinisher
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or, grab a guy's fingers and break as many of them as you can, and do it to all of them, then they wont touch you for a while
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Get bitten by a radioactive spider and become a superhero. It worked for Peter Parker.
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#27 xhellcatx
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[QUOTE="xhellcatx"]

confront your teachers/councelor. Tell them if this doesnt stop, your gonna go psycho and start killing those kids o_o

Or

...considering your case....i would say take some cheap shots....i know its low and what not, but you are using it only as self defense. *feels like she should put her flame shield up*

*whistles* Well im off to bed lol

Poetically_Just
yea threaten to go Colombine on the whole school if they dont stop

Seriously, if handled carefully and worded carefully, chances are NO ONE will mess with you after you come out and express that. Just be like "I am really sick and tired of being picked on. I am so tired of it that I am starting to feel desperate to protect myself". You might have to see a psychiatrist for that but the attacks should stop
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#28 supermetroidfan
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Get bitten by a radioactive spider and become a superhero. It worked for Peter Parker.BDM666

There are no radioactive spiders in my house.

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#29 Canuck3000
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I doubt this is "real" topic.
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#30 AsinineZomg
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[QUOTE="BDM666"]Get bitten by a radioactive spider and become a superhero. It worked for Peter Parker.supermetroidfan

There are no radioactive spiders in my house.

Make some.
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#31 lucknumber1
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dont go to the school counclers they will pick on u more 4 that. i agree with what ppl are saying , work out and buy some protene powder. I use to be short and skinny . now im 5,11 . 150 pounds and no one messes with me :D

For now while ur getting ripped , when they push u , get back up and push em back yell at em , acted pissed , flex what u got , whats the worst that could happen ..... yea u could get hit but then u got somethin to get em back 4.

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#32 Nick_996
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Just dont take their crap.  No one has the right to beat on you like that, so dont let them.

If you feel the need to work out and build some muscle to help in this, then by all means do it.
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#33 TrueReligion_
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Talk to Dr. Phil.
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#34 GD-1369211121
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oh please, try having all that and being in a wheel chair like me:( you should be greatfull for what you have instead of whining about everything...
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Tell a responsible adult. Yes, I'm serious.
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#36 3DayFinisher
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Talk to Dr. Phil.TrueReligion_

lmao

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Fight dirty. Kick crotches, throw sand, sleep with sisters...
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Fight dirty. Kick crotches, throw sand, sleep with sisters...Sajo7

rofl, also, does your father keep a loaded weapon in the house?

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#39 Lemon-Demon35
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Hmm I've never had this experience people just tend to pass by me but the only advice I could give is try to build muscle. I'm to lazy for that so I just eat junk food give me a somewhat "big" look.
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#40 Flaming_Ape
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Go to weight training and take some kind-of martial arts class. That should help your days of hell.
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So my life is horrible. Every day is hell. I walk outside and the neighbor kids run up to me and throw me into my mommy's rose bush. I get on the school bus. The people sitting behind me always punch me in the back of my head. I go to get off the bus and someone pushes me out. In the mornings while waiting in the courtyard, I always get beat so bad. Everybody crowds around me and just takes hits. I walk to class and get pushed into walls. People throw stuff at me in class. Throughout the day, it's the same thing. When I'm walking to my house from the bus stop, there's those kids again. They beat me up some more and throw me into a trash can and kick me around. It's horrible. I can't believe the teachers never notice this.

So OT, I ask you deep down from the bottom of my heart. What could I possibly do?

supermetroidfan


This is what I'd do:

Eat healthy. Eat protien, since you are weak/skinny.

Go outside. Stand in front of a wooden wall. Punch it. Continue to punch it. Even if you're hands bleed, PUNCH it. It's made me much stronger against pain.

Learn a martial art.
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walk around in circles to get a flamethrower
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[QUOTE="supermetroidfan"]

So my life is horrible. Every day is hell. I walk outside and the neighbor kids run up to me and throw me into my mommy's rose bush. I get on the school bus. The people sitting behind me always punch me in the back of my head. I go to get off the bus and someone pushes me out. In the mornings while waiting in the courtyard, I always get beat so bad. Everybody crowds around me and just takes hits. I walk to class and get pushed into walls. People throw stuff at me in class. Throughout the day, it's the same thing. When I'm walking to my house from the bus stop, there's those kids again. They beat me up some more and throw me into a trash can and kick me around. It's horrible. I can't believe the teachers never notice this.

So OT, I ask you deep down from the bottom of my heart. What could I possibly do?

The_Ish


This is what I'd do:

Eat healthy. Eat protien, since you are weak/skinny.

Go outside. Stand in front of a wooden wall. Punch it. Continue to punch it. Even if you're hands bleed, PUNCH it. It's made me much stronger against pain.

Learn a martial art.

Or he could just learn telekinesis and snap their brittle minds.
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#44 Account_27
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Gun, knife, something. Don't kill them either, just take off a few body parts. I'm not even kidding. You have to do what you have to do.
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Find something long and hard like a 2x4, and learn how to swing it3DayFinisher

:lol: One doesn't usually think of something LONG AND HARD as a 2x4 :lol::lol:!
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[QUOTE="3DayFinisher"]Find something long and hard like a 2x4, and learn how to swing ithelium_flash

:lol: One doesn't usually think of something LONG AND HARD as a 2x4 :lol::lol:!

was waiting for someone to say that

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#47 supermetroidfan
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Thanks for the help everybody. Y'all have been great.
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i dont beleive this is real
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Gunz n' Trenchcoatz
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Carry around a taser. Keep it sucluded, and when someone approches you, charge it up. When they come close enough hit them in a punching motion, and taze them. They'll start crying (Note: carry a high voltage taser), and everyone with think you punched him hard enough to make him cry.