If the North and South were to fight RIGHT NOW, who would win? No Military.

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#51 omfg_its_dally
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North would win. We'd just bring down all of the polar bears and reindeer from Alaska and let them stampede the South.
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#52 wallymartin
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Whoever's the first to convince mexicans they'll let us live with them winsalexeduardo

We'll pay them lower than minimum wage to fight on our side. Bam, the South just increased it's forces.

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#53 ice_radon
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[QUOTE="Tiefster"]The North. The south might have three rifles to a person but we're the only people who would willingly put ourselves through the stress that is the New York Stock Exchange. Not to mention we have better taste in booze.dooly420
jack daniels, alone, proves you wrong.

Truth! I dunno. Where are all the bases located? Most are in the south still...
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#54 KillaHalo2o9
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Canada would not even stand a chance.
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#55 jimhogg
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[QUOTE="1stCommando"][QUOTE="Tiefster"]The North. The south might have three rifles to a person but we're the only people who would willingly put ourselves through the stress that is the New York Stock Exchange. Not to mention we have better taste in booze.Tiefster
dude we'll drink anything down here. if it gets you drunk, we'll drink it. you think you can hold your own shot for shot against a southerner? think again. and we would gladly die for our beliefs! (plus our slaves would fight alongside us :lol: jk jk jk)



Like I said, we have better taste in booze. If I submitted myself to drinking anything, I'd pretty much give up in all aspects of my life.

jack danies and shiner...

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#56 jimhogg
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[QUOTE="dooly420"][QUOTE="Tiefster"]The North. The south might have three rifles to a person but we're the only people who would willingly put ourselves through the stress that is the New York Stock Exchange. Not to mention we have better taste in booze.Tiefster
jack daniels, alone, proves you wrong.



Jack Daniels is meh. Sure it has the whole tradition thing but come on, real men drink beer.

yes real men drink beer.. any beer tastes the exact friggin same.. like crap. i don't see why people like beer.... has no real flavor. it tastes like a fountain soft drink that lost its flavor.

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#57 LJS9502_basic  Online
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You know people up north own guns as well....:roll:
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#58 LJS9502_basic  Online
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yes real men drink beer.. any beer tastes the exact friggin same.. like crap. i don't see why people like beer.... has no real flavor. it tastes like a fountain soft drink that lost its flavor.

jimhogg

You're drinking the wrong beer.....

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#59 Flaminglips1
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South would win no question. The only reason The North won last time was because they cut off our trade. With an army more than double our size, the only way they could beat us is to cut off our trade.
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#60 Guiltfeeder566
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The North, for the same reasons we won the last war.
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#61 alexeduardo
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[QUOTE="alexeduardo"]Whoever's the first to convince mexicans they'll let us live with them winswallymartin

We'll pay them lower than minimum wage to fight on our side. Bam, the South just increased it's forces.

Hasta crees!!

I'm pretty damn sure the yankees wouldn't mind paying a little more

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#62 Palax
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South would win no question. The only reason The North won last time was because they cut off our trade. With an army more than double our size, the only way they could beat us is to cut off our trade. Flaminglips1

Thats whats unfortunate about fighting an army twice your size they tend to have the resources for such things as a blockade.

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#63 HostileEffect
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Texas could probably win it singlehandedly!!! We rednecks have just about everything the military has, and then some. Texas leads the way in executions too!
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#64 vatterott
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That's assuming that the South would be able to find the North. Conanfan1

:lol:

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#65 Hewkii
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if you mean the entire North and entire South, then it depends on what weapons are allowed and what California counts as.
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#67 -TheSecondSign-
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Whichever one was fighting to keep the Union together.
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#68 fidosim
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I think the North would win, but i'd be pulling for the south. they've really gotten shafted since the 1860's.
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#69 Xx_CYC756_xX
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Assuming that the rematch would exclude the West, the West would let us fight till we're crippled and nuke the hell out of us.
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#70 ChicaQueenWarGa
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The north...Bigger cities = more gang members. At least the gangs will not fight each other but the south.
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#71 death_bagel
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The North would have all these strategies planned, and the South will just have a very large population. In the end, the South would win easily.
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#72 Video_Game_King
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Considering some of the best schools in the country are in the north, I'm wagering that the Yanks'd be able to strategize better.
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#73 j-tron
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The south has more people
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#74 GettingTired
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The North. They would never be able to invade the north. Have you seen how they react when it snows 1 inch? Schools close down, civilized life stops, everyone fleas into their fallout shelters. They would never make it during the winter.
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#75 j-tron
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The North. They would never be able to invade the north. Have you seen how they react when it snows 1 inch? Schools close down, civilized life stops, everyone fleas into their fallout shelters. They would never make it during the winter. GettingTired

we would attack in the summer when we have the most people!

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[QUOTE="WildLIkeChild"][QUOTE="Palax"]

[QUOTE="WildLIkeChild"]Am I the only one who thinks that this is making southern people look really bad?Palax

Im from the South and I could care less that the North contains a superior population, wealth, and industry....but its the truth.

Well, I don't mean that, but I mean how many people have really added on to the stereotype that the majority of people from the South are rednecks with guns.

If course I was talking to my friend who lives in SC on the phone last night, and her neighbors were shooting fireworks out of a rifle, so one has to wonder.

It's true that the South is quite diverse. Most of us I assure you are not gun-toting rednecks. We are regular people of all ethnic groups but it just so happens that we also have high saturation of religious fundamentalists, rednecks, and the habit of drinking iced tea.

I prefer sweet teabut everything else you said is correct.

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#77 Mercenary848
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[QUOTE="Palax"][QUOTE="WildLIkeChild"][QUOTE="Palax"]

[QUOTE="WildLIkeChild"]Am I the only one who thinks that this is making southern people look really bad?WildLIkeChild

Im from the South and I could care less that the North contains a superior population, wealth, and industry....but its the truth.

Well, I don't mean that, but I mean how many people have really added on to the stereotype that the majority of people from the South are rednecks with guns.

If course I was talking to my friend who lives in SC on the phone last night, and her neighbors were shooting fireworks out of a rifle, so one has to wonder.

It's true that the South is quite diverse. Most of us I assure you are not gun-toting rednecks. We are regular people of all ethnic groups but it just so happens that we also have high saturation of religious fundamentalists, rednecks, and the habit of drinking iced tea.

Sweet tea or Ice tea?

Sweet tea with ice 8) .

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#78 Godly_Cure
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North. Did it once. Can do it again.
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#79 LoeJance
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[QUOTE="darkmoney52"]^I can understand how someone might say "y'all" every now and then, out of habit. But why the hell would you go out of your way to type it? Is he just trying to prove his southerness?dooly420
"yall" is easier to type than "you all". i say and type it all the time.

Yeah, it's a real strain hitting three more keys.
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#80 darkfox101
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But they have bacon!!!
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The South Shall Rise Again!!