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#1 vadicta
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So, if you were in a situation where having sex, even masturbating meant your death starting right now, how long do you think you'd last?

I'd make it a couple weeks. Until I either forget and lose, or get bored.

Ejaculation in your sleep also kills.

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#2 Freebird8877
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I would die a happy man.

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#3 super_mario_128
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Even masturbation oh dear.

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#4 194197844077667059316682358889
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I would think that it meant you were doing sex wrong
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#5 sammyjenkis898
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I would die a happy man.

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What he said.
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#6 chrisrooR
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Even masturbation oh dear.

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:lol: I laughed. And to OP: I'm not sure I would last a couple weeks, although, as others have stated in this thread, I would indeed die a happy man.
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#7 xLFTMx
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Why live without sex? I'd make it...a few hours? Or atleast until after my lady me sandwich.

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#8 Ace6301
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I guess I would have to get some chick willing to be pregnant with my child and hope she does get pregnant. Being the last of your family adds kind of a pressure to you.
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#9 ferrari2001
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I'd probably live to the end of my natural life. so maybe 70 more years or so.
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#10 travisstaggs
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I would live for like a month.

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#11 vadicta
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I'd probably live to the end of my natural life. so maybe 70 more years or so. ferrari2001


But, to what ends?

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#12 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="ferrari2001"]I'd probably live to the end of my natural life. so maybe 70 more years or so. vadicta

But, to what ends?

Sex in the only purpose you see in life? Seems to be implied by that incredulous-sounding question
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#13 chicknfeet
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I would think that it meant you were doing sex wrongxaos
:x curse you for making me laugh I'd imagine it wouldn't take long unless it was only when i had sex or self gratification. If anything other than that is fine, i should be ok going the distance.
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#14 LightR
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Poor Zoidberg. :(

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#15 ferrari2001
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[QUOTE="ferrari2001"]I'd probably live to the end of my natural life. so maybe 70 more years or so. vadicta



But, to what ends?

umm, to live my life, strive for happiness. If sex is your sole purpose in life than you are in for a miserable existence. It may give momentary pleasure but it doesn't provide happiness as an ends.

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#16 CMFreezy
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I guess I would die a happy man.
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#17 194197844077667059316682358889
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I guess I would die a happy man.CMFreezy
You are assuming that it would be good sex
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#18 DreamnDayUnite
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[QUOTE="CMFreezy"]I guess I would die a happy man.xaos
You are assuming that it would be good sex

Dont mean a good W***? :P
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#19 vadicta
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[QUOTE="vadicta"]

[QUOTE="ferrari2001"]I'd probably live to the end of my natural life. so maybe 70 more years or so. xaos

But, to what ends?

Sex in the only purpose you see in life? Seems to be implied by that incredulous-sounding question



I wasn't going for anything as hard as incredulous, more inquiring. I'm not saying that sex is the only reason to live, but it has been argued that without reproduction your life would end pointlessly, no matter your success, without a soul to follow in your footsteps.

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#20 Overlord93
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So wait, months is the longest option? I highly doubt IRL that anyone here couldn't even wait a month
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#21 Solid_Tango
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I would die a happy man.

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Same here ;)
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#22 vadicta
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Poor Zoidberg. :(

LightR



Lol, that did cross my mind when I made this. :lol:

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#23 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="vadicta"]But, to what ends?

vadicta

Sex in the only purpose you see in life? Seems to be implied by that incredulous-sounding question

I wasn't going for anything as hard as incredulous, more inquiring. I'm not saying that sex is the only reason to live, but it has been argued that without reproduction your life would end pointlessly, no matter your success, without a soul to follow in your footsteps.

No progeny here, but personally my life is for now, not for some legacy that I'll never know.
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#24 ferrari2001
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="vadicta"]But, to what ends?

vadicta

Sex in the only purpose you see in life? Seems to be implied by that incredulous-sounding question



I wasn't going for anything as hard as incredulous, more inquiring. I'm not saying that sex is the only reason to live, but it has been argued that without reproduction your life would end pointlessly, no matter your success, without a soul to follow in your footsteps.

Is it necessary to have children? Couldn't you revolve your life around making a significant difference in the world, improving the lives of others, becoming an inspiration. Even without children wouldn't that still make your life successful. That's with out going into peoples religious beliefs about life and the afterlife.

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#26 TaoJeetKuneDo
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Sex is the only purpose in life for allot of people , sad .
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#27 vadicta
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[QUOTE="vadicta"]

[QUOTE="xaos"] Sex in the only purpose you see in life? Seems to be implied by that incredulous-sounding questionferrari2001



I wasn't going for anything as hard as incredulous, more inquiring. I'm not saying that sex is the only reason to live, but it has been argued that without reproduction your life would end pointlessly, no matter your success, without a soul to follow in your footsteps.

Is it necessary to have children? Couldn't you revolve your life around making a significant difference in the world, improving the lives of others, becoming an inspiration. Even without children wouldn't that still make your life successful. That's with out going into peoples religious beliefs about life and the afterlife.



Without any sexual ambition, who would you bring close to you? Do you really belive that you can be socially successful without a sexual connection to a single other human being?

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#28 MissLibrarian
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I'd like to think I could last a long while but, well, I always want something more when I shouldn't have it.

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#29 wigan_gamer
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Probably last years, if not, id die happy.
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#30 MetroidPrimePwn
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I would think that it meant you were doing sex wrongxaos

Either that or more right than anyone has ever done it before.

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I'd like to think I could last a long while but, well, I always want something more when I shouldn't have it.

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#32 ferrari2001
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[QUOTE="ferrari2001"]

[QUOTE="vadicta"]

I wasn't going for anything as hard as incredulous, more inquiring. I'm not saying that sex is the only reason to live, but it has been argued that without reproduction your life would end pointlessly, no matter your success, without a soul to follow in your footsteps.

vadicta

Is it necessary to have children? Couldn't you revolve your life around making a significant difference in the world, improving the lives of others, becoming an inspiration. Even without children wouldn't that still make your life successful. That's with out going into peoples religious beliefs about life and the afterlife.



Without any sexual ambition, who would you bring close to you? Do you really belive that you can be socially successful without a sexual connection to a single other human being?

Yes theres plenty of people in the world who are socially successful and haven't ever married or had sexual relations. In fact having if you look at relationship of young people especially it makes them less socially successful because they begin to associate with fewer people in order to spend time with their mate. There are both social positives and negatives to sexual connections. You can have many immensely close friendships without a need to sexual connections.

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#33 Crotazoa8
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I'd probably forget after a couple years and end up having sex.
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#34 sAndroid17
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just wouldnt do it....

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#35 vadicta
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[QUOTE="vadicta"]

[QUOTE="ferrari2001"] Is it necessary to have children? Couldn't you revolve your life around making a significant difference in the world, improving the lives of others, becoming an inspiration. Even without children wouldn't that still make your life successful. That's with out going into peoples religious beliefs about life and the afterlife.

ferrari2001



Without any sexual ambition, who would you bring close to you? Do you really belive that you can be socially successful without a sexual connection to a single other human being?

Yes theres plenty of people in the world who are socially successful and haven't ever married or had sexual relations. In fact having if you look at relationship of young people especially it makes them less socially successful because they begin to associate with fewer people in order to spend time with their mate. There are both social positives and negatives to sexual connections. You can have many immensely close friendships without a need to sexual connections.



I'd argue that growing old without any sexual interest at all would be a far more likely case for a person to become introvertive and resign from society than someone with a fully functioning libito.

And who is a successful person that's never had sex?

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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="vadicta"]But, to what ends?

vadicta

Sex in the only purpose you see in life? Seems to be implied by that incredulous-sounding question



I wasn't going for anything as hard as incredulous, more inquiring. I'm not saying that sex is the only reason to live, but it has been argued that without reproduction your life would end pointlessly, no matter your success, without a soul to follow in your footsteps.

Nothing to follow means nothing, you don't live to see anything after death anyway. :D

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[QUOTE="ferrari2001"]

[QUOTE="vadicta"]

Without any sexual ambition, who would you bring close to you? Do you really belive that you can be socially successful without a sexual connection to a single other human being?

vadicta

Yes theres plenty of people in the world who are socially successful and haven't ever married or had sexual relations. In fact having if you look at relationship of young people especially it makes them less socially successful because they begin to associate with fewer people in order to spend time with their mate. There are both social positives and negatives to sexual connections. You can have many immensely close friendships without a need to sexual connections.



I'd argue that growing old without any sexual interest at all would be a far more likely case for a person to become introvertive and resign from society than someone with a fully functioning libito.

And who is a successful person that's never had sex?

Two notable successful people would be someone like Pope John Paul II or Mother Teresa they were far from introverted and were definitely happier than most people and vastly more successful. There's no proof that you cannot be perfectly happy without sex. In fact in a social situation I doubt you would notice the difference between a person who has had sex and a person who hasn't. In fact 1 in 25 people in the United States are virgins. Chances of you picking them out in a social situation are very slim. It's ridiculous to assume not having sex will result in negative psychological side effects.

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I can't masterbate I won't last five minuets.

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at least it would be a great way to commit suicide..
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#41 PernicioEnigma
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I've played the "how long can you go without sex/masturbation" game many times before, I could only last about 3 days. I couldn't function beyond that amount of time.
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[QUOTE="vadicta"]

[QUOTE="ferrari2001"] Yes theres plenty of people in the world who are socially successful and haven't ever married or had sexual relations. In fact having if you look at relationship of young people especially it makes them less socially successful because they begin to associate with fewer people in order to spend time with their mate. There are both social positives and negatives to sexual connections. You can have many immensely close friendships without a need to sexual connections.

ferrari2001



I'd argue that growing old without any sexual interest at all would be a far more likely case for a person to become introvertive and resign from society than someone with a fully functioning libito.

And who is a successful person that's never had sex?

Two notable successful people would be someone like Pope John Paul II or Mother Teresa they were far from introverted and were definitely happier than most people and vastly more successful. There's no proof that you cannot be perfectly happy without sex. In fact in a social situation I doubt you would notice the difference between a person who has had sex and a person who hasn't. In fact 1 in 25 people in the United States are virgins. Chances of you picking them out in a social situation are very slim. It's ridiculous to assume not having sex will result in negative psychological side effects.

Sure, some might consider the Pope's life to be a success...

And Mother Teresa had some serious doubts about her faith (or lack thereof) in the later part of her life - she wasn't so fulfilled after all was said and done.

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I would live forev..........

even masturbating meant your death starting right now.

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I would die in a couple of weeks. lol
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[QUOTE="ferrari2001"]

[QUOTE="vadicta"]

I'd argue that growing old without any sexual interest at all would be a far more likely case for a person to become introvertive and resign from society than someone with a fully functioning libito.

And who is a successful person that's never had sex?

raynimrod

Two notable successful people would be someone like Pope John Paul II or Mother Teresa they were far from introverted and were definitely happier than most people and vastly more successful. There's no proof that you cannot be perfectly happy without sex. In fact in a social situation I doubt you would notice the difference between a person who has had sex and a person who hasn't. In fact 1 in 25 people in the United States are virgins. Chances of you picking them out in a social situation are very slim. It's ridiculous to assume not having sex will result in negative psychological side effects.

Sure, some might consider the Pope's life to be a success...

And Mother Teresa had some serious doubts about her faith (or lack thereof) in the later part of her life - she wasn't so fulfilled after all was said and done.

You confuse doubts with desolation in prayer. They are two Different things completely, and she was perfectly fulfilled at least according to her friends and sisters. She loved her life and she loved God above all else. She sought the good in all things. No argument can be made to say she is less happy than any married couple. In fact looking at divorce rates and fights at home, it would be easier to argue that couples are less happy than the celibate person.

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Are we talking execution or do we just die right there ?
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[QUOTE="vadicta"]

[QUOTE="ferrari2001"] Yes theres plenty of people in the world who are socially successful and haven't ever married or had sexual relations. In fact having if you look at relationship of young people especially it makes them less socially successful because they begin to associate with fewer people in order to spend time with their mate. There are both social positives and negatives to sexual connections. You can have many immensely close friendships without a need to sexual connections.

ferrari2001



I'd argue that growing old without any sexual interest at all would be a far more likely case for a person to become introvertive and resign from society than someone with a fully functioning libito.

And who is a successful person that's never had sex?

Two notable successful people would be someone like Pope John Paul II or Mother Teresa they were far from introverted and were definitely happier than most people and vastly more successful. There's no proof that you cannot be perfectly happy without sex. In fact in a social situation I doubt you would notice the difference between a person who has had sex and a person who hasn't. In fact 1 in 25 people in the United States are virgins. Chances of you picking them out in a social situation are very slim. It's ridiculous to assume not having sex will result in negative psychological side effects.



It's not so much as whether or not a person is a virgin as whether or not a person has sexual interests. I'll take a leap of faith and say that most virgins know someone who'd they'd want to be romantically involved with. And, yes, that means that sex is very much involved in it. It's one of the main reasons for someone to be sociable is to find a romantic interest. If you have no intrest in sex, you lose this dynamic in life. To bring it back into the realm of the thread, if you think you can have a fine, completely socially normal life without bringing yourself romantically close to another person, then I think you're very wrong.

And I've never heard anyone call another person "Mother Teresa" and it mean anything good about them. And, as for Pope John Paul II. I don't recall the great social things he's done.

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[QUOTE="raynimrod"]

[QUOTE="ferrari2001"] Two notable successful people would be someone like Pope John Paul II or Mother Teresa they were far from introverted and were definitely happier than most people and vastly more successful. There's no proof that you cannot be perfectly happy without sex. In fact in a social situation I doubt you would notice the difference between a person who has had sex and a person who hasn't. In fact 1 in 25 people in the United States are virgins. Chances of you picking them out in a social situation are very slim. It's ridiculous to assume not having sex will result in negative psychological side effects.

ferrari2001

Sure, some might consider the Pope's life to be a success...

And Mother Teresa had some serious doubts about her faith (or lack thereof) in the later part of her life - she wasn't so fulfilled after all was said and done.

she was perfectly fulfilled at least according to her friends and sisters.

But not so much according to her.

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Damn yall virgins need to get some **** lol . "oh id die at the age of 70" or "Id stop" no u wouldnt LOLOL

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Are we talking execution or do we just die right there ? raiden509


Dead on ejactulation 8)