If a female kickboxer threatened to kick your A** and you're a guy...

Is there anyone on the internet who hasn't mastered some martial art?

I don't believe in sexism, if a female tries and injures me, I will also try and injure her. I would probably talk dirt to her, I had one girl try and "get in my face", and I ended up getting a kiss and copin' a feel.

If she attacked me it's fair game.

XileLord

If she's hot, then yeah, she could kick me in the balls, baby! Yeah! :lol:

Would you defend yourself? Or run away? Or would you feel that hitting a girl was against what was right?

hydralisk86

I'd run away. The last thing I need is having the family jewels smashed. It's so exposed up front.

I'll restrain her with my superior male strenght while she reverse grapples and breaks my bones.

shes a female, how can she possibly do any harm to me?

never hit a woman.

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Is there anyone on the internet who hasn't mastered some martial art?

worlock77

I didn't master any martial art.

Except if you count throwing chairs and running away.

In that case, I will open up my own dojo of chairthrow-bo.

I'd try to talk my way out of it first, but if that doesn't work I would fight back.

Is there anyone on the internet who hasn't mastered some martial art?

worlock77

Hehe, I know, right. :lol:

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Is there anyone on the internet who hasn't mastered some martial art?

Palantas

Hehe, I know, right. :lol:

I think we should be thankful that we are in the presence of internet martial artists, they can teach us much.

Run away for sure, anything else would be foolish in my case

I used to date a kickboxing girl. Wildest relationship I ever had.

Oh, and I would know better than to challenge a kickboxer, they take you down surprisingly fast.

I wouldn't. And that's not because shes a woman, it's because her being a kickboxer means that she will be fit enough to catch me if i ran. So I'd throw a punch. Of course she'd block/dodge it and beat the hell out of me. But I'd go down swinging :)

well i wouldn't try to provoke her into kicking my ass. but if she did try and fight me, i have no idea what i would do :o

I normally wouldn't fight a girl/woman unless they're either a) as strong as a man -or- b) has the skills to whoop someone's a**. They'd also have to start the fight with me so that I'd be defending myself, but yeah, if they fit those criteria and were about to start punching/kicking/kneeing/elbowing me, then I'd fight.

If she was hot Id offer a dinner out as apology and to be her sex toy..etc..etc

First, I would try to be peaceful and resolve the conflict through words. Second, if words had no effect I would try to run away. Finally, if I were cornered, I would try to defend myself by any means possible. This is what I would do if anyone threatened to attack me.

I have to laugh at the people saying "Oh I wouldn't try to hurt her".

She's a kickboxer. She'd kick 99% of OT butts.

I have to laugh at the people saying "Oh I wouldn't try to hurt her".

She's a kickboxer. She'd kick 99% of OT butts.

howlrunner13

Maybe, maybe not. What's "kickboxer" mean? Is she a professional, or does she go to c|asses once or twice a week?

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I have to laugh at the people saying "Oh I wouldn't try to hurt her".

She's a kickboxer. She'd kick 99% of OT butts.

Palantas

Maybe, maybe not. What's "kickboxer" mean? Is she a professional, or does she go to c|asses once or twice a week?

I have to laugh at the people saying "Oh I wouldn't try to hurt her".

She's a kickboxer. She'd kick 99% of OT butts.

howlrunner13

Didn't you already know? 99% of OT are MMA experts and are entirely not geeks nor weirdos!

[spoiler] Myself included [/spoiler]

i would spar/flurt (kickboxers tend to have great bodies), if she actually hurt me i would destroy her, but i have no ill will for woman who want to "fight" nor have i eversurrealnumber5

[QUOTE="surrealnumber5"]i would spar/flurt (kickboxers tend to have great bodies), if she actually hurt me i would destroy her, but i have no ill will for woman who want to "fight" nor have i everhydralisk86

Honestly, if a girl hits me I'm going to try and make her stop. I will absolutely not hit a woman unless I have to, if I can grab her hands or convince her to stop sure.

If she's a strong kickboxer who can beat the crap out of me, then I'll turn tail and run.

If she's strong enough to not back down, but weak enough she isn't a professional kickboxer that could beat my behind, I'd probably try to defend myself without another option. I'd definitely do my damnedest not to hurt her, but ironically I feel kind of misogynist for that, since I'd be perpetrating the whole "women are the weaker sex" thing by not treating her as my equal in combat.

Ugh... all these choices. I'll just do what Sean Connery told me to do. "Its ok to hit a woman, as long as you hit her like a woman". There, Connery makes everything easier.