If a female kickboxer threatened to kick your A** and you're a guy...

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#1 hydralisk86
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Would you defend yourself? Or run away? Or would you feel that hitting a girl was against what was right?

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#2 CRS98
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If I knew she was a kickboxer and she wasn't ----ting me, I'd run.
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#3 deactivated-6127ced9bcba0
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I'd use my baton. Problem = solved.

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#4 XileLord
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If she attacked me it's fair game.

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#5 ad1x2
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I would try to talk her out of it but if she still wants to fight I'm going to have to defend myself. Can't just sit there and take it over what's between her legs especially if she could beat me up if I do nothing.
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#6 Johnny_Rock
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I'd run. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

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#7 Palantas
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Depends where I am. If I were in a public place, I might leave or I might just ignore her. If I was in a place where I have a right to be (e.g., my home), I'd unholster my sidearm, and tell her to leave or I will fire on her,

EDIT: In other words, exactly what I would do with a guy, 'cause I'm not a sexist. :)

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#8 ZumaJones07
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call the police
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#9 deactivated-5d0e4d67d0988
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I would offer to take her out to dinner..... then roofy her. Problem solved.

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#10 raven_squad
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I'd absolutely defend myself if I had to, though I would try to remove myself from the situation before it came to that. :P
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#11 ad1x2
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Depends where I am. If I were in a public place, I might leave or I might just ignore her. If I was in a place where I have a right to be (e.g., my home), I'd unholster my sidearm, and tell her to leave or I will fire on her.

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#12 dracula_16
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I'd try my hardest to talk her out of it. If that doesn't work, I'd try my best to fend off her attacks, but because we're talking about a kickboxer and I'm totally out of shape, my attempts to defend myself probably wouldn't amount to anything. Perhaps I'd just curl up into the fetal position and ask her to make it quick. :P

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#13 Serraph105
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Running seems a little too extreme. I'd just let her know that I don't have a bone to pick with her and be on my merry way.

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#14 RAGEofSTUNTS
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I would try to avoid it as much as possible and just ignore her but if she lays a hand, or foot, on my its on like Donkey Kong.
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#15 weezyfb
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threatening is one thing... doing is another
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#16 Celldrax
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If she was trying to start a fight and the punches start swinging, I can only respond appropriately...

But if she's just talking crap, I can only really do my best to ignore her.

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#17 sonofsmeagle
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Well first i'd try and talk her out of it, depending on how she looked i'd offer to make up how ever i offended her with a nice dinner ;)

However me being a Muay Thai Kickboxer myself the last 7 years i'd prob be able to fend off most her attacks and chop her down with one kick,

However i've also trained in Judo and i know how to pretty easily sweep someone off their feet so i'd prob do that and pin her to the ground until we could reach an alternative.

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#18 dkdk999
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I'd run lol. I'd probably scream too.
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#19 Spitfirer
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Of course, attacking anyone who tries to harm you and poses a great risk to your physical or mortal well-being, regardless of gender, is perfectly acceptable.
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#20 Lonelynight
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I would run away as seeing as I would probably get my ass kicked if I tried to fight back.
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#21 GazaAli
Member since 2007 • 25216 Posts
I would try not to get in a fight with her but if it was inevitable, brute power>female kickboxing.
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#22 VaguelyTagged
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depends..is she hot?

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#23 mrbojangles25
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if anyone attacks me, I will defend myself.

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#24 Shottayouth13-
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I'd seduce her into having sex with me.
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#25 anthonycg
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I'd use my baton. Problem = solved.

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I think you need to go on a date first for that to work.

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#26 LuxInferior
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Sucker punch and run away! Then when far away enough, throw projectiles. Thats how all my fights go down, works pretty well.

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#27 Reptylus
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Run. Not because she is a girl (there is no gender in a fair fight) but because she is a kickboxer. I'm to clever to fight a martial artist.
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#28 JasonDarksavior
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If she kicked or hit me, I'll retaliate for sure.
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#29 Messiahbolical-
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Did you get the idea for this thread from a Fresh Prince Of Bel Air episode? lmao
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#30 Jazz_Fan
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The average woman could beat the living s*** out of me... so I would just run away or try to defuse the situation.
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#31 parkurtommo
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I'd state sexist remarks as I slowly back away

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#32 Jackc8
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I really don't go around doing stuff to people that would make them want to threaten me (I just do that on the internet, not in real life). So if she was threatening me, it would either be a misunderstanding that I'd try to straighten out, or else she's a freakin' psycho.

If she attacked me, well, I guess i'd grab her around the waist and take it to the ground. I don't think kickboxing works too well there.

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#33 Kelayr
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If she attacked me, well, I guess i'd grab her around the waist and take it to the ground. I don't think kickboxing works too well there.Jackc8
I sure hope you have experience in ground fighting in that case. The average untrained person's still going to get a beating.
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#34 notsoawesome
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I'd do nothing, I don't see the point in fighting anyway.

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#35 Jackc8
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[QUOTE="Jackc8"]If she attacked me, well, I guess i'd grab her around the waist and take it to the ground. I don't think kickboxing works too well there.silentexistence
I sure hope you have experience in ground fighting in that case. The average untrained person's still going to get a beating.

So kickboxing includes ground fighting?

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#36 Kelayr
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So kickboxing includes ground fighting?Jackc8
Nope. But unless you're trained and know what holds to use to keep an attacker on the ground, chances are she'll overpower you anyway.
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#37 one_plum
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I might be too turned on to do anything else (that is until it starts hurting too much :P)

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#38 Ghost_702
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Completely depends. How tall is she? How big is she? If she's a midget then I would hardly be concerned with her kickboxing abilities.
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#39 fabz_95
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If she wasn't going to attack me I'd walk away pretending I'm being the bigger person when for real I'm scared for my safety. If she was going to attack me then I'd fight, I'd probably lose but since I'm a dirty fighter I might be able to get a chunk out of her.
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#40 Bucked20
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I'll lick my lips like LL cool J and she'll just forget she wanted to attack me
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#41 Kelayr
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[QUOTE="fabz_95"]If she wasn't going to attack me I'd walk away pretending I'm being the bigger person when for real I'm scared for my safety. If she was going to attack me then I'd fight, I'd probably lose but since I'm a dirty fighter I might be able to get a chunk out of her.

Anything goes if you're unarmed and are in danger of getting hurt. Go for bites, eye gouges, that sort of thing. As long as it keeps you safe.
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#42 TehFuneral
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depends..is she hot?

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#43 k2theswiss
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i guess i be getting my ass beat...
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#44 Jph625
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Seduce her.

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#45 racing1750
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I'd calmly tell her I have no problem with her and walk away. If in the event she attacked me I'd respond by defending myself.
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#46 NiKva
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I'd use my normal boxing skills against her and get my ass kicked. Then she'd feel sorry for me and go on a date with me :D
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#47 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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I'd tell her it's not fair because I would lose either way.

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#48 the_ChEeSe_mAn2
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I would probably try to defuse the situation. If that fails I WILL defend myself. As a blue belt in karate and black belt in Tae Kwon Do, I certainly have the knowledge on how to defend myself.
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#49 THE_DRUGGIE
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Let her do it.

The pain merely turns me on.

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#50 DarthSatan
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I happen to know Muay Thai, so if she tried it, I'd simply smash her. And yes, in this case, I would hit a woman.