HEADLINE: Wind power not as safe as previously thought!

As this shocking video reveals...

LOL at the person falling down the stairs.

Of course they're not safe. They kill birds, bats, and bugs.

More like the power of the fail. Thanks for that!

Wind powered cars should be fine.

Well of course not, they're blowing all that wind around, someone is bound to get blown over. If we have too many windmills going in the same direction, we might even slow or stop the rotation of the earth. Then what? THEN WHAT?!?!?!

The only person that is safe around windmills is Tom Cruise, and no one is Tom Cruise except Tom Cruise

Should be called stupid people aren't safe......