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#1 lovemenow
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me no.....it would be too awkward plus im too old for one already..
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#2 someotherguy654
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Not with my parents.
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#3 Jagg3d
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no way, that's way to awkward and for tall the jokes about it I don't think most people do
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#5 aaaaarrrrggggg
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No, i've never needed one. Always been afraid of women, and they know i learn these things in school.
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#6 frankyfitz
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All I was told was "always wear a johnny"
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#7 Dr_Neptune
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no, i recon i could teach them a thing or two... not that i'd want to.
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#8 EboyLOL
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No.
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#9 wrlyy
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"Do you want condoms? You can borrow some condoms."
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#10 sinistergoggles
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My dad told me about sex in less than 2 minutes.
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#11 blooddemon666
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my dad told me "if she's willing, go for it!"

then he looked over at my mom, who was glaring at him.

"Be sure to wear a happy shield."

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#12 Jagg3d
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my dad told me "if she's willing, go for it!"

then he looked over at my mom, who was glaring at him.

"Be sure to wear a happy shield."

blooddemon666

QFT!

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#13 Evil_Incarnate-
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Yes. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Silver_Dragon17

that is the most violent thing i have ever seen. where did u find it?

...and no, and i dont plan to

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#14 L8erSquare
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My father said to me "Thats my boy"
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#15 unknown-phenom
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My parents over heard me and an ex talking about having sex and flipped out. Needless to say, I wasnt allowed to go outside to see her again so yea lol.
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#16 quadraleap
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Yes, I told them to stop having sex by 60 years old but they keep doing it. :P

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#17 lovemenow
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Yes. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Silver_Dragon17

where is that from i seen it somewhere

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#18 Silver_Dragon17
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[QUOTE="Silver_Dragon17"]Yes. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Evil_Incarnate-

that is the most violent thing i have ever seen. where did u find it?

...and no, and i dont plan to

That was me when my mom told me about sex. . . . .and I found it on Photobucket.

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#19 BeeefIsGoood
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yea, unfortunately
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#20 majadamus
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Ya, I do. At least once a week. It's annoying. Sometimes I just want to tell them to, "STFU!!!"
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#21 mmogoon
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Yes, I told them to stop having sex by 60 years old but they keep doing it. :P

quadraleap

lol

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#22 hiho24
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[QUOTE="Evil_Incarnate-"]

[QUOTE="Silver_Dragon17"]Yes. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Silver_Dragon17

that is the most violent thing i have ever seen. where did u find it?

...and no, and i dont plan to

That was me when my mom told me about sex. . . . .and I found it on Photobucket.

 :P

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#24 Elraptor
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No . . . and I'm thankful.
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#25 Silver_Dragon17
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[QUOTE="Silver_Dragon17"][QUOTE="Evil_Incarnate-"]

[QUOTE="Silver_Dragon17"]Yes. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . hiho24

that is the most violent thing i have ever seen. where did u find it?

...and no, and i dont plan to

That was me when my mom told me about sex. . . . .and I found it on Photobucket.

 :P

:shock::shock::shock:

Wow. . . . . .

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#27 kemar7856
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no plus my parents are not together
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#28 Elviathan
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No. I already know about it because my friends talk about it and the school lets you watch a video about it too.
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#29 cool_baller
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My dad told me about sex in less than 2 minutes. sinistergoggles
haha me too, in 3rd or 2nd grade. :lol:
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#30 Bluestorm-Kalas
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Yeah, we did. When I was like five. :lol: I was an early bloomer.

Still a virgin though, and plan to be until I get married. I wanna save my horny for one special lady. :oops:

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#31 playstation2004
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No Way:?
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#32 Bourbons3
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No
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#33 coolasj19
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[QUOTE="blooddemon666"]

my dad told me "if she's willing, go for it!"

then he looked over at my mom, who was glaring at him.

"Be sure to wear a happy shield."

Jagg3d

QFT!

wish my parents told me that.

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#34 DaveGamer_05
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Nope. My parents don't take the initiative to do anything.
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#35 solidgamer
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yes

and i want to forget it

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#36 pvtselect
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They didn't need to.  Everything I needed to know about sex I learned from watching anime.  
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#37 dj_pulserfan
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They didn't need to. Everything I needed to know about sex I learned from watching anime. pvtselect

dont even wanna know

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#38 The_PirateKing
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~-~Yep, I don't see why it's so awkward. ZOMG! MY MOM KNOWS ABOUT TEH VAGINAS TOO!:o Uh, yea, grow up.:roll: In fact, she not only told me about it, she told me exactly how to do it right.:D No painful first times for my wife.^-^~-~ ~-~PS: In fact, it was kind of funny seeing as we talked about it on out way to buying me a new Bible.:lol:.~-~ ~-~Added: Oh, and when I first learned about it and when I learned were two different times. So don't worry, I wasn't lke 9 years old when my mom told me that human saliva is the most natural feeling... I'll stop there.~-~
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#39 SithLordXX
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[QUOTE="Silver_Dragon17"]Yes. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Evil_Incarnate-

that is the most violent thing i have ever seen. where did u find it?

...and no, and i dont plan to

I know it's too violent it was disgusting and creep me out.
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#40 diablo_human
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I miss read the title and thought it said "Have you ever had a sex with your parents" - sick lol .

But yes, and I don't want to go though anything as pointless and embarrising again.

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#41 hellsraider
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They didn't need to. Everything I needed to know about sex I learned from watching anime.pvtselect

LOLthats so wrong!!

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#42 KJAX90
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I miss read the title and thought it said "Have you ever had a sex with your parents" - sick lol .

But yes, and I don't want to go though anything as pointless and embarrising again.

diablo_human

Holy piss! Me too :oI was like, "How is that topic not locked?!" Ewww

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#43 Green_Iugana
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ya my mom read me a book about in when I was in the 2nd grade
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#44 CheddarLimbo
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When I came of age, my parents left a cartoony book called "Where did I come from?" in the lviing room for me to find. A couple of days later they said "So, do you have any questions after reading that book?" I hadn't read it, so I said "No."

We never talked about it again.

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#45 USmellLikePoopy
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My mom knows that I know a lot fora fourteen year old. All the tells me is to make sure I'm safe because I don't want to end up with a baby.
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#46 Int7nse
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My father said to me "Thats my boy"L8erSquare
wtf :|
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#47 Xbxg32000
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No, it's considered a "hush" topic in this family...retarded. Parents should openly talk about these things with their children.

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#48 trophylocoste
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Never I was always afraid:P
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#49 hachiman128
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No, but my dad used the threat of a sex talk sometimes. Whenever I'd make a joke about a body part, he'd say "Would you like to talk about that?". Always scared me lol.
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#50 SolidSnake35
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Nope. I leant what I needed to know elsewhere. >_>