Gonna start supporting evolution...

APRIL FOOLS!!!!

I hadn't seen an April Fools topic all day so I thought I'd make one. >_>

Oh, Apostle!

>_>

I thought we had claimed you :(

Not even my public education could do that. What makes you think Gamespot users could? >_>

lol. Pretty good April fools joke, Apostle.

lol wat? How can you not support a scientific theory. That's like saying I'm gonna start believing in gravity now.

Because he's an idiot.

The joke is actually on you, sadly.

Yeah the idea that you would find just a thing as a joke speak volumes

You're a Republican, of course you wouldn't. Plus, if you did, your head would explode before you could write about it.

You cannot generalize like that, as easy and funny as it is to try. I know a wealth of Republicans who believe in evolution and many of them are religious. They happen to fall user old-earth creationism. I don't agree with it, but the old-earthers at least understand that science has debunked the Book of Genesis.

You'd have to understand concepts like "punctuated equlibria", "cladogenesis", and "geographic speciation" first.

the horror

It's 2014 and we still have people like this, especially in what is meant to be a modern and educated society i.e. the United States of America?

I think there will be a lot of progress once the baby boomers die out in 25-30 years. There will still be random stubborn holdouts like The-Apostle after that but they'll be few and far between

well it is only a theory...

as is gravity

Gravity is a law

we didn't know what caused gravity until last july....no gravity existing is not a law.

Newton's law of universal gravitation says otherwise

Not the same thing. The Law of Universal Gravitation deals with the effects of gravity, not the cause of gravity itself.

i will believe in that foolishness the day i stop banging my sister.

this, the cause of gravity wasn't discovered 'till fairly recently, and that being discovered doesn't make it a law. nothing ever will.

Laws deal with math, as in literally equations, not concepts.

ex. newtons second law: F=ma.

second law of TD: E >/= 0

first law of TD K+U=E(T)

Photos or it didn't not happen.

How does one "support" evolution?

give high fives to primates

Nor does gravity being a theory have anything to do with whether it exists or not

Ditto for evolution. It's an observed fact, if people chose to be ignorant of it it is their choice, but it is still so nonetheless.

"observed fact"?

were you there?

Weinberg, J.R., V.R. Starczak, and D. Jorg, 1992, "Evidence for rapid speciation following a founder event in the laboratory." Evolution 46: 1214-1220

Link

Among others.

psssst. lostrib is pulling your leg

That's not my leg.

:-o

Awww yeah!

<_>

There's no evidence for evolution. So we happened to grow thinner bones, and much weaker muscles than our predecessor's. The only species on the planet to not be adapted to sun light, and let's ignore all the evidence for previous advanced humans civilialations, and alien skulls that have been found. Look into Llyold pye research, everything you know is wrong. I know that mainstream science is controlled by the reptailns just like the new age movement, and religion.

k, could you please share a video with us?

Apparently, he's referring to this guy.

Wow...

This has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever read...

It's not the dumbest thing I've ever read but it's close.

You know all kinds of animals get sunburn, right? Of course you didn't. Cause you're stupid.