Do you think you could beat up Steven Seagal?

Steven Seagal credibility has been heavily questioned through the years, as has the viability of Aikido. He's also now, shall we say, a large fellow? And older.

In a physical fight, do you think you could best him?

I dunno man, have you seen his movies? You'd be half past dead by the time he took you to the bank... the blood bank.

LOL movies aren't real though.

What? Next you'll try to tell me that pro-wrestling is fake...

-Byshop

Heyyy woah now, are you doubting his combat skills? Apologise immediately, you've got 5 seconds... and 3 are up.

Maybe? The thing is, he probably knows a lot more about fighting (fake or not) than I do, and those aikido moves are meant to cause a lot of pain and stuff.

For real. Check out the first gif above, he threw that guy like a bowling ball.

Anybody see Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?

I don’t think that I’d want to risk it to find out.

Only if I had a crotch guard. The dude is notorious for going after the gonads.

Easily. I'm 6'2'' Well Built and He's old.

Given his age, would it not be quite easy to wear him out if you can't actually take him on?

If only I have the ability to use a tank.

Guess it depends. A good lock, or pressure point could it end it fast. Aikido is basically that, but it's also useless compared to other martial arts.

Yep.. I actually took a martial art that works. Aikido is fucking worthless.

@mandzilla: how skimpy are those red outfits? Did Steven design them himself? He looks tired. :(

I had no idea this guy been married too many times and he's been getting alot of trouble with the woman's he's dealing with.

Probably the only way I can beat him is a sniper rifle from a far and safe distance.

Good point, much too skimpy. Almost like they've been shrunk in the wash.

Indeed, he should be taking it a bit easier I'd say. :O

Steven Segal would total all of you.

I'm sure some people here could kick his ass, but not me. He'd probably wipe the floor with me even now.

Firstly, he at least has martial arts training, whereas I have zero martial arts training and haven't even gotten in any street fights. Secondly, regardless of him being old and fat, I'm a relatively small dude. Steven Seagal gets a HUGE advantage in terms of size. And size matters a lot. One of the most common rules in the animal kingdom is that you don't mess with something bigger than you unless you're ready to get your ass kicked.

Probabily, hes 66 now and out of shape.

@mandzilla said:

@LJS9502_basic said:

@mandzilla said:

I dunno man, have you seen his movies? You'd be half past dead by the time he took you to the bank... the blood bank.

LOL movies aren't real though.

Heyyy woah now, are you doubting his combat skills? Apologise immediately, you've got 5 seconds... and 3 are up.

So he's a Jedi as well? Incredible.

@uninspiredcup said:

@mandzilla said:

@LJS9502_basic said:

@mandzilla said:

I dunno man, have you seen his movies? You'd be half past dead by the time he took you to the bank... the blood bank.

LOL movies aren't real though.

Heyyy woah now, are you doubting his combat skills? Apologise immediately, you've got 5 seconds... and 3 are up.

So he's a Jedi as well? Incredible.

He wears nothing but black, more likely he's a sith.

Probably. He's morbidly obese and old.

He is 66 years old and fat. Probably.

Meanwhile Stallon is 72.

Old? You guys never heard of old man strength?