Chuck Norris: 1000 years of darkness if Obama is re-elected

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#1 deactivated-5b1e62582e305
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ud3pK5Wa90&feature=youtu.be

:lol:

Looks like the dude has finally lost his mind.

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#2 deactivated-5b19214ec908b
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He lost his mind a long time ago.

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#3 CJL13
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Maybe the reason Norris went lone wolf in The Expendables 2 is that his mission is to kill Obama. :lol:

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#4 GIJames248
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Darkness, yes. 1000 years of it, no, unless Obama uses government resources to turn himself in a cyborg demon and enslaves mankind.

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#5 Sajo7
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At least the Chuck Norris Obama isn't invisible.
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#6 undergroundLPx
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He's right though, I don't get the point of this thread. Obama's actions now and another 4 years will affect this country forever. Our decisions today, affect our tomorrow - specially with the atrocious work Obama has done.

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#7 Teenaged
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He's right though

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He's not though.

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#8 Deihjan
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He's right though, I don't get the point of this thread. Obama's actions now and another 4 years will affect this country forever. Our decisions today, affect our tomorrow - specially with the atrocious work Obama has done.

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But Romney will make it so much better?
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#9 GIJames248
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He's right though, I don't get the point of this thread. Obama's actions now and another 4 years will affect this country forever. Our decisions today, affect our tomorrow - specially with the atrocious work Obama has done.

undergroundLPx

Actually, good point. I was thinking about Obama proactively destroying society and fostering a new dark age the whole time (all envisioned in comic book panels), all he has to do is irreparably sink the economy in four more years and then go his merry way.

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#10 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="undergroundLPx"]

He's right though, I don't get the point of this thread. Obama's actions now and another 4 years will affect this country forever. Our decisions today, affect our tomorrow - specially with the atrocious work Obama has done.

GIJames248

Actually, good point. I was thinking about Obama proactively destroying society and fostering a new dark age the whole time (all envisioned in comic book panels), all he has to do is irreparably sink the economy in four more years and then go his merry way.

Good point?

What he said goes for every president.

Him (and you) thinking that Obama is terrible isnt a point. Its an opinion, until it is substanciated.

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#11 GIJames248
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[QUOTE="GIJames248"]

[QUOTE="undergroundLPx"]

He's right though, I don't get the point of this thread. Obama's actions now and another 4 years will affect this country forever. Our decisions today, affect our tomorrow - specially with the atrocious work Obama has done.

Teenaged

Actually, good point. I was thinking about Obama proactively destroying society and fostering a new dark age the whole time (all envisioned in comic book panels), all he has to do is irreparably sink the economy in four more years and then go his merry way.

Good point?

What he said goes for every president.

Him (and you) thinking that Obama is terrible isnt a point. Its an opinion, until it is substanciated.

I didn't say that Obama is the only shortsighted and self-centered president we've had; he's certainly not. I do think Obama, by either malice or ignorance, has a lower view of liberty than most presidents though, and that is very dangerous to the individual.

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#12 wis3boi
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what about 1000 years of whiteness

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#13 undergroundLPx
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[QUOTE="undergroundLPx"]He's not though.

Teenaged

I am though.

[QUOTE="undergroundLPx"]

He's right though, I don't get the point of this thread. Obama's actions now and another 4 years will affect this country forever. Our decisions today, affect our tomorrow - specially with the atrocious work Obama has done.

Deihjan

But Romney will make it so much better?

I haven't said he will and who knows, he might do a worse job than Obama. Thing is though, I'd rather give a new person the chance to lead this county than vote for someone who I know won't do us any good. I think it's time for a change, whether it'll be good or not remains to be seen.

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#14 MgamerBD
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what about 1000 years of whiteness

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He is half white and half black. Wouldn't it be 50/50?
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[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

what about 1000 years of whiteness

MgamerBD

He is half white and half black. Wouldn't it be 50/50?

50 shades of grey :lol:

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#16 Deihjan
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I haven't said he will and who knows, he might do a worse job than Obama. Thing is though, I'd rather give a new person the chance to lead this county than vote for someone who I know won't do us any good. I think it's time for a change, whether it'll be good or not remains to be seen.

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Obama won't do you any good? Do you even KNOW WHAT THE MAN HAS DONE FOR AMERICA?! I'm not even American and I seem to know that he's done more good for you guys than you really realise. Just check the bloody link in my sig. You ignorant Americans who'd vote Republican just because "Obama is terrible" are the very reason so many foreigners laugh at you guys.
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Mad bastard
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#18 Netherscourge
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Maybe Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick Clint Eastwood's empty chair and make it all better?

Because these days, that's all Chuck can kick.

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#19 shadowkiller11
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Well he is a republican, his opinion is invalid.
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#20 sexyweapons
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The great one has spoken!

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#21 hoola
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He's going to use an Executive order to stop the sun from coming up if re-elected! We all knew this was going to happen.

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#22 Postal_Guy
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I lost all my respect for Ol' Chuckie when he started with those retarded ads

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#23 undergroundLPx
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[QUOTE="undergroundLPx"]

I haven't said he will and who knows, he might do a worse job than Obama. Thing is though, I'd rather give a new person the chance to lead this county than vote for someone who I know won't do us any good. I think it's time for a change, whether it'll be good or not remains to be seen.

Deihjan

Obama won't do you any good? Do you even KNOW WHAT THE MAN HAS DONE FOR AMERICA?! I'm not even American and I seem to know that he's done more good for you guys than you really realise. Just check the bloody link in my sig. You ignorant Americans who'd vote Republican just because "Obama is terrible" are the very reason so many foreigners laugh at you guys.

Can you list what he's done right according to you?

Please, no need for insults man. Offending each other is pointless, specially when talking about politics. I respect your views no matter how different they might be from mine, I don't hold any ill feelings against you for it.

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#24 bnarmz
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Damn, it now comes down to this? I know Chuck is one of the chessiest actors of all time, but this vid takes the cheesecake (rich and fluff). You might get a few Americans that will eat this up, but most are not that stupid and/or patriotic enough to follow this kind of propaganda. It's the way of the fool to think/believe Romney or any other politician is out for your best interest. They all say they same things to you each time election comes around. All they ever did was create an illusion of separate parties to ensure the masses stay divided and conquered. Same Sh!t, different year. And people have the nerve to debate poli-tricks, not once recognizing/acknowledging the same crap being displayed year in and year out.
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#25 Zaibach
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why do Americans care what celebrities think about politics? :?

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#26 Serraph105
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well if Obama gets re-elected and the sun rises the next day, I'll assume it was an incorrect prediction.

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#27 deactivated-5b78379493e12
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Why is Chuck Norris still popular? Internet memes?

By all the metrics in the following post, Obama is a far better President than Jimmy Carter (a connection Paul Ryan has made recently):

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/ezra-klein/wp/2012/09/04/paul-ryan-claims-obama-makes-carter-looks-like-the-good-old-days-not-so-much/

I could provide a list of things that have been inproved under Obama, but they are linked in any of the other anti-Obama threads. Suffice it to say, all the doom and gloom from the GOP i unjustified.

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[QUOTE="undergroundLPx"]

I haven't said he will and who knows, he might do a worse job than Obama. Thing is though, I'd rather give a new person the chance to lead this county than vote for someone who I know won't do us any good. I think it's time for a change, whether it'll be good or not remains to be seen.

Deihjan

Obama won't do you any good? Do you even KNOW WHAT THE MAN HAS DONE FOR AMERICA?! I'm not even American and I seem to know that he's done more good for you guys than you really realise. Just check the bloody link in my sig. You ignorant Americans who'd vote Republican just because "Obama is terrible" are the very reason so many foreigners laugh at you guys.

Making fun of all Americans as gung ho Obama haters is like saying all Europeans are smelly, pale America haters.Its far from the truth, and only talks about a minority that just happens to be very loud.

There is no chance Mitt will become president just because a few loudmouths say so, in fact I'd bet my house that Obama wins re-election, just because he will, and because he's done a rather good job during his term that even his most adamant haters can't mask all his achievements.

Also Chuck Norris is going senile as of late so this probably isn't surprising.

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I bet the average American doesn't even know what socialism is, or how it even differs from communism.
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I warned him about talking, gonna go beat him up again now
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#31 DaBrainz
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Obama is not an effective enough leader to cause any real damage.
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#32 EasyStreet
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I thought this was Democrats week to say stupid things.

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#33 Riverwolf007
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yep, 1000 yrs of darkness, total gun ban, civil war, the blue helmeted troops of the un takeover in your town, outlawing petroleum, dogs and cats living together.

them republicans are firmly grounded in reality.

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#34 GazaAli
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Please republicans, bring back the light.
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#35 Riverwolf007
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Please republicans, bring back the white.GazaAli
fixed. ;)

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#36 SPYDER0416
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I thought this was Democrats week to say stupid things.

EasyStreet

No we save that for whenever Bill Maher opens his mouth on a subject.

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His wife is ugly
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His wife is uglythemajormayor
I agree. 2/10 that fat whore needs to lose some weight.
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#39 Miroku32
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He's right though, I don't get the point of this thread. Obama's actions now and another 4 years will affect this country forever. Our decisions today, affect our tomorrow - specially with the atrocious work Obama has done.

undergroundLPx
And do you believe with Romney on the White House the situation will get better for the US? With Romney there you can expect the Third World War.
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[QUOTE="themajormayor"]His wife is uglyFightingfan
I agree. 2/10 that fat whore needs to lose some weight.

Are you talking about Mrs. Norris or Mrs. Obama?

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i don't think people itt understand what a hyperbole is...

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#42 kuraimen
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He's Chuck Norris so even if he's wrong he's right.
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#43 deactivated-5b1e62582e305
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He's Chuck Norris so even if he's wrong he's right.kuraimen
No. Chuck Norris jokes were maybe funny in 2005, this is 2012 now.

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#44 kuraimen
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[QUOTE="kuraimen"]He's Chuck Norris so even if he's wrong he's right.Aljosa23

No. Chuck Norris jokes were maybe funny in 2005, this is 2012 now.

Chuck Norris' awesomeness is immune to time.
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#45 Ace6301
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I think Bruce Lee may have kicked him in the head too hard all those years ago.
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#46 l4dak47
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Never liked Chuck Norris.
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[QUOTE="Aljosa23"]

[QUOTE="kuraimen"]He's Chuck Norris so even if he's wrong he's right.kuraimen

No. Chuck Norris jokes were maybe funny in 2005, this is 2012 now.

Chuck Norris' awesomeness is immune to time.

lol what awesomeness? Old Social Conservatives that used to kick a few times in movies are hardly awesome.

I'm glad it's not just me but I never understood the internet's fandom with Chuck Norris. *shrugs*

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#48 nintendoboy16
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Bruce Lee >>> Chuck Norris anyday. That's all I'm going to say. I'm not going to talk about Obama's run as president.
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Never liked Chuck Norris. l4dak47

Fvck Chuck Norris.

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[QUOTE="l4dak47"]Never liked Chuck Norris. Optical_Order

Fvck Chuck Norris.

RIP