best way to approach a girl is..

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martialbullet

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#101 martialbullet
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[QUOTE="martialbullet"][QUOTE="Solid_Link22"][QUOTE="KG86"]

Just walk up and say "Hi, I'm David Beckham"

Works every time.

Pearl_of_Egypt

I say "Hi, I'm Cristiano Ronaldo"

THAT works every time.

"Hi, I'm a millionaire."

That works.....every....single....time:D

I had a guy try that with me. didn't work :o

err so you were that girl I met last week:?

anyways, it's still better than this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhi-Dv1ou6s

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#102 qwertyoip
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act like both of you are NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS.

it doesn't matter if it is false.

just act that way.

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#103 hikari33
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stalk her, and when she finds out say hi and smile
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#104 FlaminDeath
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stalk her, and when she finds out say hi and smilehikari33
Then club her with a bunch of bananas, women love banana clubbings.
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#105 ConkerAndBerri2
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Carefully, you don't want to scare her

*puts on Australian accent*

What you want to do her is move slowly towards your target, they can be easily spooked if you move in too quickly, I find that a nice simple "Hello" will get this delicate creature to respond!

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righto ol' chap!
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#106 FlaminDeath
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[QUOTE="hokies1313"]

Carefully, you don't want to scare her

*puts on Australian accent*

What you want to do her is move slowly towards your target, they can be easily spooked if you move in too quickly, I find that a nice simple "Hello" will get this delicate creature to respond!

ConkerAndBerri2
righto ol' chap!

*throws on better Australian accent* And if that don't work, you tackle them and shove your thumb up their cloaca!
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#107 Cube_of_MooN
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With a rag of chloroform of course...
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#108 blooddemon666
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"Hi, I'm a level 73 paladin that also happens to be a member of the Alliance. If you play your cards right I might give you my wii friend code." If that doesn't work, show her you scar from where you got bit by a NAFWAB member. Women love scars.

genfactor

she'd say "max level is 70 you dolt"

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#109 hikari33
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[QUOTE="genfactor"]

"Hi, I'm a level 73 paladin that also happens to be a member of the Alliance. If you play your cards right I might give you my wii friend code." If that doesn't work, show her you scar from where you got bit by a NAFWAB member. Women love scars.

blooddemon666

she'd say "max level is 70 you dolt"

pwned, then u go home and cry

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#110 Taiko88
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[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="martialbullet"][QUOTE="Solid_Link22"][QUOTE="KG86"]

Just walk up and say "Hi, I'm David Beckham"

Works every time.

martialbullet

I say "Hi, I'm Cristiano Ronaldo"

THAT works every time.

"Hi, I'm a millionaire."

That works.....every....single....time:D

I had a guy try that with me. didn't work :o

err so you were that girl I met last week:?

anyways, it's still better than this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhi-Dv1ou6s

*Bur rum bom chh* Lame attempt, my man.

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#111 ElArab
Member since 2007 • 5754 Posts
[QUOTE="ElArab"]

Weird, everyone here is like "just talk to them" or "start casual conversation" ...

I must be the one guy left who does "mating calls and mating dances" - May is the season for me..

This is similiar to my mating dance and call.

Notice how you must bring sexy back when you do this, otherwise, it's worthless.

Pearl_of_Egypt

you'd definitely win me over with that :oops:

Cool now I don't have to chloroform you...

>_> actually, I'm tired of choloroform, I'm gonna use the XREP!!! It's a tazer round I can fire from a 12 gauge shotgun! No more sneaking for me!

*crowd "OMGs"*

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#112 club-sandwich
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talk to her like you would talk to anybody else, girls aren't gonna bite you, sheesh.Pearl_of_Egypt
oh crap. ):