Ash is the dumbest Pokemon trainer ever

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#1 Posted by PhantomSpartan (958 posts) -
Seriously, his life goal is to become the greatest Pokemon master that ever lived. So why does he always let his good Pokemon go? Imagine a lineup of Raichu (dumb*** never evolved his Pikachu)Blastoise, Venasaur, Charizard, Typhlosion, Pidgeot (who he promised he would come back for but never did. That A-hole:evil: ), etc. He would be unstoppable, but he always gets rid of them and starts over. What a *****. He spends years training to beat the Elite 4, and it only takes me a few weeks to catch them all and become the greatest ever:x
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#2 Posted by yabbicoke (4069 posts) -
Okay then.
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#3 Posted by CleanPlayer (9822 posts) -
I always thought he was a loser for brushing Sandy off.
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#4 Posted by CommanderShiro (21746 posts) -
lol When I watched Pokemon as a kid, I felt the same way. He pretty much released a lot of his bad ass Pokemon. And he never sticks with his strongest Pokemon in a new region. Always starting over, so his lineup is always weaker and weaker.
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#5 Posted by Lto_thaG (22611 posts) -
I...actually ..agree :?
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#6 Posted by YRMA-JAR (714 posts) -
Cool. I'd like to see you do better.
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#7 Posted by SolidSnake35 (58545 posts) -
I agree... and early on, there were about 20 fainted Beedrill around him and he never thought to catch one.
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#8 Posted by Sharvie (8895 posts) -
But then they wouldn't be able to make countless series of it which would give you something else to moan about.
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#9 Posted by Video_Game_King (27545 posts) -
There are a lot of idiots on that show. Why are Jesse and James in a terrorist organization that forces you to memorize a little poem you must recite at every possible opportunity? Can't they work at the nearby Dairy Queen? Or better yet, they can just mooch off James' parents (they were rich, remember?).
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#10 Posted by Genetic_Code (13125 posts) -
There is no character developement to Ash ever since the show started, so that's not unexpected. Honestly, I don't like how the anime is written. It's too redundant. Also, wouldn't it better to see a new character besides Ash in a new series?
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#11 Posted by auron_16 (4062 posts) -

There is no character developement to Ash ever since the show started, so that's not unexpected. Honestly, I don't like how the anime is written. It's too redundant. Also, wouldn't it better to see a new character besides Ash in a new series?Genetic_Code

No.

Ash is the king of Pokemon land.

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#12 Posted by PhantomSpartan (958 posts) -

Cool. I'd like to see you do better.YRMA-JAR

I did. I own over 500 Pokemon, and became Elite 4 Champion over 30 times. Ash has nothing on me.

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#13 Posted by Genetic_Code (13125 posts) -

I did. I own over 500 Pokemon, and became Elite 4 Champion over 30 times. Ash has nothing on me.

PhantomSpartan

Too bad there are only 493 Pokémon, unless you're counting duplicates.

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#14 Posted by PhantomSpartan (958 posts) -
[QUOTE="PhantomSpartan"]

I did. I own over 500 Pokemon, and became Elite 4 Champion over 30 times. Ash has nothing on me.

Genetic_Code

Too bad there are only 493 Pokémon, unless you're counting duplicates.

Not only am I the Pokemon Master, I'm also a Pokemon breeder8)

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#15 Posted by UnrighteousFury (2764 posts) -

There is no character developement to Ash ever since the show started, so that's not unexpected. Honestly, I don't like how the anime is written. It's too redundant. Also, wouldn't it better to see a new character besides Ash in a new series?Genetic_Code

Well, there was always a romance between Ash and Misty that was alluded to.

They traveled together constantly for years. I find it hard to believe he never hit that.

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#16 Posted by _LiquidFlame_ (13736 posts) -
Lol I thought this was a joke thread, but I actually agree.
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#17 Posted by II_Seraphim_II (20535 posts) -
Pokemon....:?
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#18 Posted by Theokhoth (36799 posts) -
Once Ash released Charizard, he was dead to me. Dead.
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#19 Posted by EVOLV3 (12210 posts) -
Ash is a n00b when it comes to Pokemon, I can wreck him 8)
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#20 Posted by Video_Game_King (27545 posts) -

Once Ash released Charizard, he was dead to me. Dead.Theokhoth

You mean you'd keep a dragon that periodically kicks the crap outta you?

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#21 Posted by Genetic_Code (13125 posts) -

Well, there was always a romance between Ash and Misty that was alluded to.

They traveled together constantly for years. I find it hard to believe he never hit that.

UnrighteousFury

Yes, but then she left. Who's Ash's female companion now? Dawn? May? This guy changes friends and Pokémon like a girl changes clothes.

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#22 Posted by YRMA-JAR (714 posts) -

[QUOTE="YRMA-JAR"]Cool. I'd like to see you do better.PhantomSpartan

I did. I own over 500 Pokemon, and became Elite 4 Champion over 30 times. Ash has nothing on me.

Nobody is better than Ash. NOBODY!!!!

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#23 Posted by Theokhoth (36799 posts) -

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Once Ash released Charizard, he was dead to me. Dead.Video_Game_King

You mean you'd keep a dragon that periodically kicks the crap outta you?

At that point, Charizard and Ash had a great relationship, since Ash saved Charizard's life. And then the dumbass let him go because he was getting flabby!:evil:

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#24 Posted by Ravirr (7931 posts) -

[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]There is no character developement to Ash ever since the show started, so that's not unexpected. Honestly, I don't like how the anime is written. It's too redundant. Also, wouldn't it better to see a new character besides Ash in a new series?UnrighteousFury

Well, there was always a romance between Ash and Misty that was alluded to.

They traveled together constantly for years. I find it hard to believe he never hit that.

Espically since there next best friend was a womanizer. If Ash had any chick advice he would ask Brock who would then tell him to hit that.

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#25 Posted by Genetic_Code (13125 posts) -

No.

Ash is the king of Pokemon land.

auron_16

Really? I must've missed last night's episode where he beat the Elite Four.

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#26 Posted by Theokhoth (36799 posts) -
[QUOTE="UnrighteousFury"]

Well, there was always a romance between Ash and Misty that was alluded to.

They traveled together constantly for years. I find it hard to believe he never hit that.

Genetic_Code

Yes, but then she left. Who's Ash's female companion now? Dawn? May? This guy changes friends and Pokémon like a girl changes clothes.

The show portrays Brock as the womanizer, but in reality, Ash is the poképimp.:shock:

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#27 Posted by Video_Game_King (27545 posts) -
[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Once Ash released Charizard, he was dead to me. Dead.Theokhoth

You mean you'd keep a dragon that periodically kicks the crap outta you?

At that point, Charizard and Ash had a great relationship, since Ash saved Charizard's life. And then the dumbass let him go because he was getting flabby!:evil:

Or because he burnt his face so many times, that he'd cry steam.

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#28 Posted by Video_Game_King (27545 posts) -
[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"][QUOTE="UnrighteousFury"]

Well, there was always a romance between Ash and Misty that was alluded to.

They traveled together constantly for years. I find it hard to believe he never hit that.

Theokhoth

Yes, but then she left. Who's Ash's female companion now? Dawn? May? This guy changes friends and Pokémon like a girl changes clothes.

The show portrays Brock as the womanizer, but in reality, Ash is the pimp.:shock:

I know. He always goes for the girls who have skirts/shorts that they shouldn't be wearing at that age :P.

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#29 Posted by aaronmullan (33424 posts) -

I always thought he was a loser for brushing Sandy off. CleanPlayer

Indeed, who wouldn't want a dame like that?

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#30 Posted by 123625 (9035 posts) -
I thought Bulbasaur never evolved?
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#31 Posted by Scarker (1433 posts) -
This thread has potential.
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#32 Posted by Genetic_Code (13125 posts) -

I know. He always goes for the girls who have skirts/shorts that they shouldn't be wearing at that age :P.

Video_Game_King

Who can blame him?

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#33 Posted by Video_Game_King (27545 posts) -
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I know. He always goes for the girls who have skirts/shorts that they shouldn't be wearing at that age :P.

Genetic_Code

Who can blame him?

I can. Hell, the girl he's with now is what, 8 years old?

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#34 Posted by Grodus5 (7934 posts) -
... Wow, I actually agree with this thread, this is getting good *grabs popcorn* I foreget when I stopped watching the anime... Oh well, keep the arguing up, this is a good thread:)
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#35 Posted by SolidSnake35 (58545 posts) -
Once Ash released Charizard, he was dead to me. Dead.Theokhoth
Haha. Did he ever get it to obey him?
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#36 Posted by killerkool07 (1210 posts) -

[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]There is no character developement to Ash ever since the show started, so that's not unexpected. Honestly, I don't like how the anime is written. It's too redundant. Also, wouldn't it better to see a new character besides Ash in a new series?UnrighteousFury

Well, there was always a romance between Ash and Misty that was alluded to.

They traveled together constantly for years. I find it hard to believe he never hit that.

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#37 Posted by Genetic_Code (13125 posts) -

I can. Hell, the girl he's with now is what, 8 years old?

Video_Game_King

:shock: No way. I though I was a pervert. That little bastard. :evil: :P

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#38 Posted by Theokhoth (36799 posts) -

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Once Ash released Charizard, he was dead to me. Dead.SolidSnake35
Haha. Did he ever get it to obey him?

Yes. Charizard got frozen and nearly died, but Ash saved his life, thus earning Charizard's respect.

Then Ash dumped him in some valley with a bunch of other Charizards because his Charizard actually was pretty weak as far as Charizards go.

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#39 Posted by aaronmullan (33424 posts) -
[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

I can. Hell, the girl he's with now is what, 8 years old?

Genetic_Code

:shock: No way. I though I was a pervert. That little bastard. :evil: :P

Bah, she is nothing to Misty :P

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#40 Posted by Ty_KwonDo (77 posts) -
Gary Oak is actually the dumbest trainer, I'm sure he got beat by Ash once ever season he was in
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#42 Posted by Theokhoth (36799 posts) -
Anybody who's read the first three manga books of Pokemon knows that Misty is considerably more well-endowed than in the anime.:shock:
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#43 Posted by PowerSerj (745 posts) -
Why the hell didn't he let his Pikachu evolve into one of the coolest Pokemon ever?! Damn kids and their emotions >_>
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#44 Posted by Video_Game_King (27545 posts) -
[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

I can. Hell, the girl he's with now is what, 8 years old?

aaronmullan

:shock: No way. I though I was a pervert. That little bastard. :evil: :P

Bah, she is nothing to Misty :P

Who was 14 or 12, and wore short shorts that you'd probably find in a bad high school. Plus she had suspenders. That ain't......ugh......sexy....*vomits*

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#45 Posted by 123625 (9035 posts) -

Why the hell didn't he let his Pikachu evolve into one of the coolest Pokemon ever?! Damn kids and their emotions >_>PowerSerj

Because pikachu didn't want to, dumb pokemon.

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#46 Posted by CommanderShiro (21746 posts) -

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Once Ash released Charizard, he was dead to me. Dead.Video_Game_King

You mean you'd keep a dragon that periodically kicks the crap outta you?

During the time he let him go, Charizard was one of his most loyal.
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#47 Posted by UnrighteousFury (2764 posts) -

Am I the only one who's bothered by the fact that the number of "legendary" pokemon increases like...exponentially?

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#48 Posted by aaronmullan (33424 posts) -
[QUOTE="aaronmullan"][QUOTE="Genetic_Code"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

I can. Hell, the girl he's with now is what, 8 years old?

Video_Game_King

:shock: No way. I though I was a pervert. That little bastard. :evil: :P

Bah, she is nothing to Misty :P

Who was 14 or 12, and wore short shorts that you'd probably find in a bad high school. Plus she had suspenders. That ain't......ugh......sexy....*vomits*

They just added to her uniqueness..

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#49 Posted by CoolSkAGuy (9665 posts) -

Am I the only one who's bothered by the fact that the number of "legendary" pokemon increases like...exponentially?

UnrighteousFury

quite theres like over 50 legendary rofl and Misty= FTW

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#50 Posted by CommanderShiro (21746 posts) -

Am I the only one who's bothered by the fact that the number of "legendary" pokemon increases like...exponentially?

UnrighteousFury
More legendaries means more kick ass parties in the games. 8)