Ash is the dumbest Pokemon trainer ever

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#1 PhantomSpartan
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Seriously, his life goal is to become the greatest Pokemon master that ever lived. So why does he always let his good Pokemon go? Imagine a lineup of Raichu (dumb*** never evolved his Pikachu)Blastoise, Venasaur, Charizard, Typhlosion, Pidgeot (who he promised he would come back for but never did. That A-hole:evil: ), etc. He would be unstoppable, but he always gets rid of them and starts over. What a *****. He spends years training to beat the Elite 4, and it only takes me a few weeks to catch them all and become the greatest ever:x
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#2 yabbicoke
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Okay then.
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#3 CleanPlayer
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I always thought he was a loser for brushing Sandy off.
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#4 CommanderShiro
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lol When I watched Pokemon as a kid, I felt the same way. He pretty much released a lot of his bad ass Pokemon. And he never sticks with his strongest Pokemon in a new region. Always starting over, so his lineup is always weaker and weaker.
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#5 Lto_thaG
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I...actually ..agree :?
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#6 YRMA-JAR
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Cool. I'd like to see you do better.
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#7 SolidSnake35
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I agree... and early on, there were about 20 fainted Beedrill around him and he never thought to catch one.
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#8 Sharvie
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But then they wouldn't be able to make countless series of it which would give you something else to moan about.
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#9 Video_Game_King
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There are a lot of idiots on that show. Why are Jesse and James in a terrorist organization that forces you to memorize a little poem you must recite at every possible opportunity? Can't they work at the nearby Dairy Queen? Or better yet, they can just mooch off James' parents (they were rich, remember?).
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#10 deactivated-5a79221380856
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There is no character developement to Ash ever since the show started, so that's not unexpected. Honestly, I don't like how the anime is written. It's too redundant. Also, wouldn't it better to see a new character besides Ash in a new series?
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#11 auron_16
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There is no character developement to Ash ever since the show started, so that's not unexpected. Honestly, I don't like how the anime is written. It's too redundant. Also, wouldn't it better to see a new character besides Ash in a new series?Genetic_Code

No.

Ash is the king of Pokemon land.

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#12 PhantomSpartan
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Cool. I'd like to see you do better.YRMA-JAR

I did. I own over 500 Pokemon, and became Elite 4 Champion over 30 times. Ash has nothing on me.

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#13 deactivated-5a79221380856
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I did. I own over 500 Pokemon, and became Elite 4 Champion over 30 times. Ash has nothing on me.

PhantomSpartan

Too bad there are only 493 Pokémon, unless you're counting duplicates.

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#14 PhantomSpartan
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[QUOTE="PhantomSpartan"]

I did. I own over 500 Pokemon, and became Elite 4 Champion over 30 times. Ash has nothing on me.

Genetic_Code

Too bad there are only 493 Pokémon, unless you're counting duplicates.

Not only am I the Pokemon Master, I'm also a Pokemon breeder8)

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There is no character developement to Ash ever since the show started, so that's not unexpected. Honestly, I don't like how the anime is written. It's too redundant. Also, wouldn't it better to see a new character besides Ash in a new series?Genetic_Code

Well, there was always a romance between Ash and Misty that was alluded to.

They traveled together constantly for years. I find it hard to believe he never hit that.

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#16 _LiquidFlame_
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Lol I thought this was a joke thread, but I actually agree.
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#17 II_Seraphim_II
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Pokemon....:?
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#18 Theokhoth
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Once Ash released Charizard, he was dead to me. Dead.
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Ash is a n00b when it comes to Pokemon, I can wreck him 8)
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Once Ash released Charizard, he was dead to me. Dead.Theokhoth

You mean you'd keep a dragon that periodically kicks the crap outta you?

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Well, there was always a romance between Ash and Misty that was alluded to.

They traveled together constantly for years. I find it hard to believe he never hit that.

UnrighteousFury

Yes, but then she left. Who's Ash's female companion now? Dawn? May? This guy changes friends and Pokémon like a girl changes clothes.

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#22 YRMA-JAR
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[QUOTE="YRMA-JAR"]Cool. I'd like to see you do better.PhantomSpartan

I did. I own over 500 Pokemon, and became Elite 4 Champion over 30 times. Ash has nothing on me.

Nobody is better than Ash. NOBODY!!!!

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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Once Ash released Charizard, he was dead to me. Dead.Video_Game_King

You mean you'd keep a dragon that periodically kicks the crap outta you?

At that point, Charizard and Ash had a great relationship, since Ash saved Charizard's life. And then the dumbass let him go because he was getting flabby!:evil:

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[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]There is no character developement to Ash ever since the show started, so that's not unexpected. Honestly, I don't like how the anime is written. It's too redundant. Also, wouldn't it better to see a new character besides Ash in a new series?UnrighteousFury

Well, there was always a romance between Ash and Misty that was alluded to.

They traveled together constantly for years. I find it hard to believe he never hit that.

Espically since there next best friend was a womanizer. If Ash had any chick advice he would ask Brock who would then tell him to hit that.

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#25 deactivated-5a79221380856
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No.

Ash is the king of Pokemon land.

auron_16

Really? I must've missed last night's episode where he beat the Elite Four.

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[QUOTE="UnrighteousFury"]

Well, there was always a romance between Ash and Misty that was alluded to.

They traveled together constantly for years. I find it hard to believe he never hit that.

Genetic_Code

Yes, but then she left. Who's Ash's female companion now? Dawn? May? This guy changes friends and Pokémon like a girl changes clothes.

The show portrays Brock as the womanizer, but in reality, Ash is the poképimp.:shock:

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#27 Video_Game_King
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[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Once Ash released Charizard, he was dead to me. Dead.Theokhoth

You mean you'd keep a dragon that periodically kicks the crap outta you?

At that point, Charizard and Ash had a great relationship, since Ash saved Charizard's life. And then the dumbass let him go because he was getting flabby!:evil:

Or because he burnt his face so many times, that he'd cry steam.

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[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"][QUOTE="UnrighteousFury"]

Well, there was always a romance between Ash and Misty that was alluded to.

They traveled together constantly for years. I find it hard to believe he never hit that.

Theokhoth

Yes, but then she left. Who's Ash's female companion now? Dawn? May? This guy changes friends and Pokémon like a girl changes clothes.

The show portrays Brock as the womanizer, but in reality, Ash is the pimp.:shock:

I know. He always goes for the girls who have skirts/shorts that they shouldn't be wearing at that age :P.

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#29 aaronmullan
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I always thought he was a loser for brushing Sandy off. CleanPlayer

Indeed, who wouldn't want a dame like that?

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#30 123625
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I thought Bulbasaur never evolved?
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#31 Scarker
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This thread has potential.
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#32 deactivated-5a79221380856
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I know. He always goes for the girls who have skirts/shorts that they shouldn't be wearing at that age :P.

Video_Game_King

Who can blame him?

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#33 Video_Game_King
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[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

I know. He always goes for the girls who have skirts/shorts that they shouldn't be wearing at that age :P.

Genetic_Code

Who can blame him?

I can. Hell, the girl he's with now is what, 8 years old?

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#34 Grodus5
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... Wow, I actually agree with this thread, this is getting good *grabs popcorn* I foreget when I stopped watching the anime... Oh well, keep the arguing up, this is a good thread:)
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#35 SolidSnake35
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Once Ash released Charizard, he was dead to me. Dead.Theokhoth
Haha. Did he ever get it to obey him?
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[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]There is no character developement to Ash ever since the show started, so that's not unexpected. Honestly, I don't like how the anime is written. It's too redundant. Also, wouldn't it better to see a new character besides Ash in a new series?UnrighteousFury

Well, there was always a romance between Ash and Misty that was alluded to.

They traveled together constantly for years. I find it hard to believe he never hit that.

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#37 deactivated-5a79221380856
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I can. Hell, the girl he's with now is what, 8 years old?

Video_Game_King

:shock: No way. I though I was a pervert. That little bastard. :evil: :P

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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Once Ash released Charizard, he was dead to me. Dead.SolidSnake35
Haha. Did he ever get it to obey him?

Yes. Charizard got frozen and nearly died, but Ash saved his life, thus earning Charizard's respect.

Then Ash dumped him in some valley with a bunch of other Charizards because his Charizard actually was pretty weak as far as Charizards go.

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[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

I can. Hell, the girl he's with now is what, 8 years old?

Genetic_Code

:shock: No way. I though I was a pervert. That little bastard. :evil: :P

Bah, she is nothing to Misty :P

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#40 Ty_KwonDo
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Gary Oak is actually the dumbest trainer, I'm sure he got beat by Ash once ever season he was in
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#42 Theokhoth
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Anybody who's read the first three manga books of Pokemon knows that Misty is considerably more well-endowed than in the anime.:shock:
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#43 PowerSerj
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Why the hell didn't he let his Pikachu evolve into one of the coolest Pokemon ever?! Damn kids and their emotions >_>
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[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

I can. Hell, the girl he's with now is what, 8 years old?

aaronmullan

:shock: No way. I though I was a pervert. That little bastard. :evil: :P

Bah, she is nothing to Misty :P

Who was 14 or 12, and wore short shorts that you'd probably find in a bad high school. Plus she had suspenders. That ain't......ugh......sexy....*vomits*

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Why the hell didn't he let his Pikachu evolve into one of the coolest Pokemon ever?! Damn kids and their emotions >_>PowerSerj

Because pikachu didn't want to, dumb pokemon.

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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Once Ash released Charizard, he was dead to me. Dead.Video_Game_King

You mean you'd keep a dragon that periodically kicks the crap outta you?

During the time he let him go, Charizard was one of his most loyal.
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Am I the only one who's bothered by the fact that the number of "legendary" pokemon increases like...exponentially?

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[QUOTE="aaronmullan"][QUOTE="Genetic_Code"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

I can. Hell, the girl he's with now is what, 8 years old?

Video_Game_King

:shock: No way. I though I was a pervert. That little bastard. :evil: :P

Bah, she is nothing to Misty :P

Who was 14 or 12, and wore short shorts that you'd probably find in a bad high school. Plus she had suspenders. That ain't......ugh......sexy....*vomits*

They just added to her uniqueness..

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#49 CoolSkAGuy
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Am I the only one who's bothered by the fact that the number of "legendary" pokemon increases like...exponentially?

UnrighteousFury

quite theres like over 50 legendary rofl and Misty= FTW

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#50 CommanderShiro
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Am I the only one who's bothered by the fact that the number of "legendary" pokemon increases like...exponentially?

UnrighteousFury
More legendaries means more kick ass parties in the games. 8)