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I'm talking opinion not knowledge.Teh_DuckyWell damn i guess I should throw out my degree in zombieology
No. Skeletons are skilled in sword and shield combat and are capable of moving at speeds comparable to humans, while zombies are not real, foolish to even speak about rationally, and are a tiring internet fad. FragStainsI agree.
Living Skeletons are impossible. There are no muscles. th3warr1orSkeletons have muscles built into their bones. Come on, let's be realistic here. How else do they move?
[QUOTE="FragStains"]No. Skeletons are skilled in sword and shield combat and are capable of moving at speeds comparable to humans, while zombies are not real, foolish to even speak about rationally, and are a tiring internet fad. dave123321I agree.Your agreeance has prodded me to begin a campaign titled, "Skeletons, not zombies." There is no other commentary other than the title. It's a post-modern protest.
[QUOTE="FragStains"][QUOTE="th3warr1or"]Living Skeletons are impossible. There are no muscles. Teh_DuckySkeletons have muscles built into their bones. Come on, let's be realistic here. How else do they move? Spirits posesing the eye sockets?No...just regular old eyeballs.
[QUOTE="dave123321"][QUOTE="FragStains"]No. Skeletons are skilled in sword and shield combat and are capable of moving at speeds comparable to humans, while zombies are not real, foolish to even speak about rationally, and are a tiring internet fad. FragStainsI agree.Your agreeance has prodded me to begin a campaign titled, "Skeletons, not zombies." There is no other commentary other than the title. It's a post-modern protest. Hmmm...I tend to disagree. Until I see undeniable proof that your sword-wielding skeletons exist, I have no choice but to protest your protest, and prepare for Z day!
no cause zombies eat the flesh of the living and skeletons what do skeletons do anyways they dont have stomachs so the cant eat flesh so what do they do
[QUOTE="Teh_Ducky"]Does anyone have a zombie plan then?jubinoI do. It's called "go out and buy the Zombie Survival Guide and use that to ensure your survival during the invasion of the zeds". It's a pretty good plan, if I do say so myself. My plan is so much more subtle. Step.1: obtain a really big sword Sub Step.1: Chop like mad for a little while. Step.2: obtain transport Step.3: retrive girlfriend from her house and run to find a survail camp that wont take my big sword
When bones are exposed to air, they release trace amounts of Californium. When the bones are housed in damp caves/ruins/dungeons the concentrated trace amounts of Californium interact with the humidity in those places. This creates what experts call, "The perfect storm". The enhanced Californium now contains isolated ions of nitrogen and oxygen. This, by the process of reverse solid osmosis, enters back into the bones and creates the supersoldier we call the Skeleton.My theory is that skeletons are just zombies that had their skin fall off. How else would a skeleton become animated?
jubino
[QUOTE="jubino"]When bones are exposed to air, they release trace amounts of Californium. When the bones are housed in damp caves/ruins/dungeons the concentrated trace amounts of Californium interact with the humidity in those places. This creates what experts call, "The perfect storm". The enhanced Californium now contains isolated ions of nitrogen and oxygen. This, by the process of reverse solid osmosis, enters back into the bones and creates the supersoldier we call the Skeleton. Where'd you read that?My theory is that skeletons are just zombies that had their skin fall off. How else would a skeleton become animated?
FragStains
[QUOTE="FragStains"][QUOTE="jubino"]When bones are exposed to air, they release trace amounts of Californium. When the bones are housed in damp caves/ruins/dungeons the concentrated trace amounts of Californium interact with the humidity in those places. This creates what experts call, "The perfect storm". The enhanced Californium now contains isolated ions of nitrogen and oxygen. This, by the process of reverse solid osmosis, enters back into the bones and creates the supersoldier we call the Skeleton. Where'd you read that?10th grade biology.My theory is that skeletons are just zombies that had their skin fall off. How else would a skeleton become animated?
Teh_Ducky
[QUOTE="Teh_Ducky"][QUOTE="FragStains"]When bones are exposed to air, they release trace amounts of Californium. When the bones are housed in damp caves/ruins/dungeons the concentrated trace amounts of Californium interact with the humidity in those places. This creates what experts call, "The perfect storm". The enhanced Californium now contains isolated ions of nitrogen and oxygen. This, by the process of reverse solid osmosis, enters back into the bones and creates the supersoldier we call the Skeleton.FragStainsWhere'd you read that?10th grade biology. What are they teaching you? Necromancy?
[QUOTE="FragStains"][QUOTE="Teh_Ducky"] Where'd you read that?Teh_Ducky10th grade biology. What are they teaching you? Necromancy?It was near the end of the chapter about the skeletal system.
[QUOTE="Teh_Ducky"][QUOTE="FragStains"]10th grade biology. MetallicaKingsWhat are they teaching you? Necromancy? Wait, so the skelton zombies from from California? AMIRTITE? :]Skeletons develop on a much deeper level than that. They need caves, fortresses, underground dungeons, or ruins. Though, they are much better is the ruins are located in a country which gets a lot of snow. Skeletons from arid climates are prone to cracking and splintering.
What are they teaching you? Necromancy?It was near the end of the chapter about the skeletal system. I see, they are teaching the esntials to raise a skeleton? oh dear... did i ever tell you how awesome you are, plz dont send a skeleton army at me... *hides*[QUOTE="Teh_Ducky"][QUOTE="FragStains"]10th grade biology. FragStains
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