Game: Evil Moogles

granted but you die as a result

I wish I had excalibur

Granted, but it turns out to be the lame Excalipoor.

I wish that I had an awesome dog like Gilgamesh's, or one like Repede.

Granted, but it turns out to be the lame Excalipoor.

I wish that I had an awesome dog like Gilgamesh's, or one like Repede. 

DrAwesomeMD

Granted, but it bites you and kills you.

I wish my finger didn't hurt. 

Granted but it falls off.

I wish that I could have cool lines like an FF character. :P

Granted but it falls off.

I wish that I could have cool lines like an FF character. :P

twilightlullaby

Yeah but there were accidentally made with spelling mistakes. So instead of saying, "You can die!" you say, "You can pie!" 

I wish I didn't feel pain 

Granted but you got shot and didn't know it till you died

I wish that I had Ragnarok

granted but its useless

I wish I had an EXCALIBUR!!!

-Extracts..-

Blood Sword(FF2)

Crystal Sword(FF1)

Onion Sword(FF3)

Death Bringer(FF4)

Mythgraven Blade(FF4)

Excalibur(FF5)

Ultima Weapon(FF7 & FF10)

LionHeart(FF8)

Ragnarok

and gives it out to everyone to slaughter each other with(Places a Death Spell on every weapon >:D )

granted but they all break when you hold them

I wish I knew that Golbez was in FF13

granted but they all break when you hold them

I wish I knew that Golbez was in FF13

killer336

Granted, but, ummmmm, he dies.

I wish that I had some Moon Sand. 

granted but you eat it and choke to death

I wish I had some sun sand

granted but you eat it and choke to death

I wish I had a packet of crisps

Granted but it grows legs and dances off into the sunset. (original, yes I know. :P)

I wish that I could level up faster.

Granted but other people get jealous and kill you (sorry but you did make them jealous)

I wish that I was the best pro blitzball player ever.

Granted but then Sin interupts the finals.

I wish I had FFIII DS.

Granted but then Sin interupts the finals.

I wish I had FFIII DS.

D3dr0_0

Granted, but you soon come to figure out it's the crappy Japanese version.

I wish I could convince myself to play FFVII 

granted but then you lose it

I wish Dead Fantasy 3 would come out

granted but then you lose it

I wish Dead Fantasy 3 would come out

killer336

Granted but you loose it.

I wish that I had sprinkles for my sugar cookies! 

Note: Dead Fantasy is a what if scenario created by Mounty Oum

Granted but I eat the cookie

I wish I was teh max level on GS

granted but you are banned for cheating

I wish to have FFVII on 360

Granted,but you found out your FF7 is a pirated contraband and is caught by the cops for it and have to squat in jail for 2 months.

I wish I have Cloud's First Tsurugi and Squall's Lionheart :P

granted but a goblin steals them from you and then kills you with them

I wish I could use a bow and arrow effectively

Granted,but you shot the arrow and suddenly a strong typhoon occured,the arrow flew back like a boomerang and hits you squarely in the eye.

I wish I have Gabranth's armour.

granted but it's so heavy that you cannot move

I wish I had the abilty to dual wield ultima weapons

That sure is evil... XD Granted

But when you did a flashy sword move one of the swords flew out of your hand and it stabbed into a Shinryuu and annoys it,you know what happens next.

I wish I have a Masamune

Granted but only the chosen may wield it.

I wish that I could quadrouple cast any spell

Granted but only the chosen may wield it.

I wish that I could quadrouple cast any spell

killer336

Granted but everyone is covered with Reflect.

I wish I had more money. 

[QUOTE="killer336"]

Granted but only the chosen may wield it.

I wish that I could quadrouple cast any spell

sk84uhlivin

Granted but everyone is covered with Reflect.

I wish I had more money.

Granted but unfortunately Gil is worthless in RL

I wish I could have Omega as a friend who will fight for me

[QUOTE="sk84uhlivin"][QUOTE="killer336"]

Granted but only the chosen may wield it.

I wish that I could quadrouple cast any spell

killer336

Granted but everyone is covered with Reflect.

I wish I had more money.

Granted but unfortunately Gil is worthless in RL

I wish I could have Omega as a friend who will fight for me

Granted,but your Omega friend needs 100 Ton of food everyday,forcing you into bankruptcy.Since you can't feed it,it's annoyed and blasted you with Flare.

I wish I have a Chocobo.

granted but it runs away

I wish I had a baby talking chobocho

Granted but it swears at you all day long

I wish I have a Brotherhood

Granted but your brotherhood gets a sex change operation.

I wish Shinryu was my friend

Granted but your brotherhood gets a sex change operation.

I wish Shinryu was my friend

killer336

Granted,but you guys had an argument and Shinryuu blasted you with a powerful spell.

Dude,Brotherhood is a weapon :P

Granted,but you guys had an argument and Shinryuu blasted you with a powerful spell.

z827

So, then whats your wish ???

Make a wish damnit !!!

Please.

[QUOTE="killer336"]

Granted but your brotherhood gets a sex change operation.

I wish Shinryu was my friend

z827

Granted,but you guys had an argument and Shinryuu blasted you with a powerful spell.

The way your wish was worded, it sounded liek a organization of some sort(yes I know that Brotherhood was in FFX).

BTW you are still up for a wish

[QUOTE="z827"][QUOTE="killer336"]

Granted but your brotherhood gets a sex change operation.

I wish Shinryu was my friend

killer336

Granted,but you guys had an argument and Shinryuu blasted you with a powerful spell.

The way your wish was worded, it sounded liek a organization of some sort(yes I know that Brotherhood was in FFX).

BTW you are still up for a wish

[QUOTE="killer336"][QUOTE="z827"][QUOTE="killer336"]

Granted but your brotherhood gets a sex change operation.

I wish Shinryu was my friend

z827

Granted,but you guys had an argument and Shinryuu blasted you with a powerful spell.

The way your wish was worded, it sounded liek a organization of some sort(yes I know that Brotherhood was in FFX).

BTW you are still up for a wish

granted but the ring is too tight and it cuts off your finger.

I wish I was a higher level on these forums

Granted, but you get to such a high level that your level can't go any higher and you reset to one.

I wish I had more time to play games.

Granted but it is found out that you have pirated copies, get raided and are then thrown in jail.

I wish that everything about Final Fantasy was and that I was the hero.

Granted but you get killed by the first boss and then a new hero is born.

I wish that I could drink an Elixir

Granted but you get killed by the first boss and then a new hero is born.

I wish that I could drink an Elixir

killer336

Granted but you mistaken the Elixir bottle for a Poison bottle.

I wish I am a Lunarian.

granted, but Zeromus kills you

I wish I could have a ship that goes to the moon

granted, but Zeromus kills you

I wish I could have a ship that goes to the moon

killer336

I wish I have the power of the Dark Knight and Paladin like Cecil.

granted but you are killed because you cant be both dark and light

I wish I had a PS2 memory card

granted but you are killed because you cant be both dark and light

I wish I had a PS2 memory card

Flipyap28

I wish I am a Sage

granted but you have the status Silence

I wish I had FFXII

granted but you have the status Silence

I wish I had FFXII

Flipyap28

Granted but you found out that your disc is too severely scratched to be played on.

I wish I have a Buster Sword.

Granted but I stel it

I wish that I was a fish

Granted but I stel it

I wish that I was a fish

killer336

Granted but you get eaten up by Leviathan.

I wish I am One Winged.

[QUOTE="killer336"]

Granted but I stel it

I wish that I was a fish

z827

Granted but you get eaten up by Leviathan.

I wish I am One Winged.

Granted but sephiroth kills you

I wish that I knew every FF spell