Game: Evil Moogles

Granted but he's a toy figurine and can't do anything.

I wish I could find an Ultima Weapon.

granted but its unequippable

I wish I had Killbill's Flan

granted but it instantly hates you, summons an army of flans and kills you

I wish I that I did not have the ability to not never summon Bahamut

granted but Bahamut uses Megaflare on you, and you are no more

I wish I could use a phoenix down

Granted, but the flan princess falls in love with it, and they run off together.

I wish I was a sage, the enemies didn't have reflect, infinite HP, or anything to boost their defensive stats.

Granted but you stay at level one.

I wish LOVELESS had never been written. :?

Granted but you stay at level one.

I wish LOVELESS had never been written. :?

twilightlullaby

Granted, but I don't even know what it is!

I wish Balthier's profiler hadn't been done. 

Not granted! Where is kickflip when I need him? :P

I wish that I could steal Genesis' red leather jacket.

Lol I don't get this thread but I'm gonna join the fun :P

Well lets see....

Immortality..Check(FF1)

Demon Form(FF2) Check

Void(FF3 & 5) Check

Possessing skill(FF4) Check

Light of Judgement(FF6) Check

Meteor and Supernova(FF7) Check

Time Control (FF8) Check

Weirdo Costume(FF9) Che- on second thoughts...no.

Genome's powers(FF9) Check

Yu Yevon/Sin powers (FF10) Check

Lots of allies (FF11) Check

Bad ass dual swords (FF12) Check

Gunblade(FF8 & 13) Check

Noctis' multiple psychic weapons(FF13) Check

-Gives the skills to everyone to slaughter each other with- :P

granted but all those weapons disapear?

I wish I had a demo of FFXIII

granted but the demo is only 3 seconds long

I wish everyone in this union to live a happy fulfilling life

I wish that I could steal Genesis' red leather jacket.twilightlullaby

I wish everyone in this union to live a happy fulfilling life

killer336

Granted but I steal it

I wish that I was in FF13

Granted, but it leaves for Goug, the moogle city.

I wish I had an airship.

Granted, but it leaves for Goug, the moogle city.

I wish I had an airship.

Gamer4Iife

Granted, but it runs outta fuel.

I wish I had a Final Fantasy XII character doll set. 

Gratned but it's a fake.

I wish I could steal killbill's red leather jacket.

granted but it loses its colour (color)

I wish I could ride a chocobo

Granted, but KookieMaster steals it too.

I wish I had Seymour Guado's haircut.

granted but it is oddly multi coloured

I wish it was 2010

granted but Sach's chobcho comes and kills you for eating its Ma and Pa

I wish it was 2011 and I had a copy of FFXIII and versus(which was ported to 360 :P)

Granted but I steal them! :o!

I wish my copy of FFVI still worked!

Granted but I steal them! :o!

I wish my copy of FFVI still worked!

twilightlullaby

Granted but I steal it.

I wish someone would donate me a working copy of their favorite Final Fantasy game I don't have (excpet for billybob ;)) 

graned but it gets lost in the mail

I wish Dissidia would come out with a PSP here in UK

Granted but to get it you have to sell your house.

I wish that I had a goblin bodybuard

Granted but it is so weak it dies in a day

I wish I had FFV on DS

Granted but someone steals it

I wish I was Lightning in FFXIII

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granted but you end up being a spell in FFXIII rather than the FFXIII girl

I wish 360 would get the demo now!!! :( localised too

Not granted! That's my corruption.

I wish I could cast Stone on people. Or better yet: Silence.

Granted but the people you cast it on have reflect

I wish that I could be Lightning on FF XIII (the girl not the spell).

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Granted but the people you cast it on have reflect

I wish that I could be Lightning on FF XIII (the girl not the spell).

no1gamefan

Granted, but you are a lesbian.

I wish that I could go to the store to buy an AriZona. 

Granted but someone has ordered ninjas to dispose of you.

I wish I could wield a gunblade.

Granted but in *real life* none of it can be used.

I wish that I could get FFVII on the PSP and not in Japanese! :P

Granted, but your PSP breaks. :x I wish I was a FF main character.Gamer4Iife

Granted, but you die before the first disc ends.

I wish I had an awesome armor suit like Gabranth.

Granted but theres a chink in it and it breaks

I wish I had a chocobo that never hated me, could not be taken away from me or die.

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granted but it is blind, deaf, and motionless

I wish I was a Behemoth

Franted, but the chocobo falls into a coma and never wakes up.

I wish I had ExDeath's orgasm-worthy armor.

EDIT: Darn it, Flipyap. :x

granted but its rusty

I wish people wouldn't post at the same time as me :P

Granted but you post at the same time as other people

I wish Zack doesn't die.

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granted but he kills you instead.

I wish I had 50 million GIL and that it could not be lost or stolen.

granted but in the real world its tottaly worthless

I wish I had kadaj's bike

Granted but it dosn't have a motor.

I wish I had an airship that had all its parts and couldn't be stolen/destroyed.

Granted but it breaks down

I wish that I was a member of AVALANCHE

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