Could you imagine Cloud rapping?

In FFVII, there is one part near the start in the slums where Cloud sees this group of rappers which teach you stuff, tutorial stuff. Well when you speak to them Cloud says something like "Ill rap with you guys for a while" when you talk to them.

Trying to imagine it..........failing to imagine it

this is irnoic cause i saw this on the FFVII forums the other day:

Cloud rap song

to the tune of the theme of fresh prince of bel air.

rofl at "you are moving with your uncle bareet with your boyfriend Zack fair"

it would be odd to see him rapping, i would of tbought Cloud would like the opposite

Of course. :P 'Straight outta Nibelheim! I pwn Sephiroth with my sick rhymes When I come at u with Omnislash U better run before I chop your ass! Everyon knows I have the best materia And hot **** like Aeris and Tifa! I have the best airship in all of Gaia and make more gils than the guys at Shinra. So if you want to mess with my town Best make sure you have some Phoenix Down!'Gamer4Iife

That was amazing. :P

That was amazing. :PDrAwesomeMD

Of course. :P 'Straight outta Nibelheim! I pwn Sephiroth with my sick rhymes When I come at u with Omnislash U better run before I chop your ass! Everyon knows I have the best materia And hot **** like Aeris and Tifa! I have the best airship in all of Gaia and make more gils than the guys at Shinra. So if you want to mess with my town Best make sure you have some Phoenix Down!'Gamer4Iife

[QUOTE="Gamer4Iife"]Of course. :P 'Straight outta Nibelheim! I pwn Sephiroth with my sick rhymes When I come at u with Omnislash U better run before I chop your ass! Everyon knows I have the best materia And hot **** like Aeris and Tifa! I have the best airship in all of Gaia and make more gils than the guys at Shinra. So if you want to mess with my town Best make sure you have some Phoenix Down!'jstrife

Yes. Cloud should rap...Barret shud create a posse wiv him, slide some Mr.T/generic, steriotypical african american speech into the mix haha...Vincent the body-guard, Cid the transporter, Zack the drummer, Aeris/th and tifa are clearly the hos...hahaA_Fading_Scream

And then Cloud will probably be shot up by his biggest rival rapper, Sepiroth!!!

[QUOTE="jstrife"][QUOTE="Gamer4Iife"]Of course. :P 'Straight outta Nibelheim! I pwn Sephiroth with my sick rhymes When I come at u with Omnislash U better run before I chop your ass! Everyon knows I have the best materia And hot **** like Aeris and Tifa! I have the best airship in all of Gaia and make more gils than the guys at Shinra. So if you want to mess with my town Best make sure you have some Phoenix Down!'billybobbarvis

yeah, mikami. he's my favorite death note character.

[QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="jstrife"][QUOTE="Gamer4Iife"]Of course. :P 'Straight outta Nibelheim! I pwn Sephiroth with my sick rhymes When I come at u with Omnislash U better run before I chop your ass! Everyon knows I have the best materia And hot **** like Aeris and Tifa! I have the best airship in all of Gaia and make more gils than the guys at Shinra. So if you want to mess with my town Best make sure you have some Phoenix Down!'jstrife

yeah, mikami. he's my favorite death note character.

Actually, if any of you bothered to do any research, you would know Cloud WAS a rapper before he joined Barret and company in Avalanch.

Cloud was rapping and beatboxing at a karoake bar one time, Barrett heard him and thought he was awesome, and hired him to so that Cloud could keep Avalanch entertained. Later that night, however, Barret witnessed Cloud fight against a bunch of gangstas in the slums of Midgar. It started out as a "yo mama" competition, but quickly ended up becoming an actual battle after the gangstas lost badly to Cloud. Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword. Impressed with what he saw, barret made Cloud a fighter in Avalanch, instead of a rapper. And then the events in the very beginning of FFVII happen after right after this.

Every Final fantasy fan knows this...:|

Actually, if any of you bothered to do any research, you would know Cloud WAS a rapper before he joined Barret and company in Avalanch.

Cloud was rapping and beatboxing at a karoake bar one time, Barrett heard him and thought he was awesome, and hired him to so that Cloud could keep Avalanch entertained. Later that night, however, Barret witnessed Cloud fight against a bunch of gangstas in the slums of Midgar. It started out as a "yo mama" competition, but quickly ended up becoming an actual battle after the gangstas lost badly to Cloud. Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword. Impressed with what he saw, barret made Cloud a fighter in Avalanch, instead of a rapper. And then the events in the very beginning of FFVII happen after right after this.

Every Final fantasy fan knows this...:|

DJ-Lafleur

Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword.DJ-Lafleur

I don't even know if you guys are serious. >.>billybobbarvis

Same here, is this the same Cloud we are talking about, the one which can seem sometimes really emo

LOL just LOL you guys spoiled all of Crisis Core. Cloud wanted to rap,like his idol Zack so he always acted liek him and eventually he thought he was Zack. Cloud and Sephiroth used to be rap partners but they went downhill like Biggie and Tupac.Bauers-Twin

awwwrrr, now there is no point in playing it

[QUOTE="Bauers-Twin"]LOL just LOL you guys spoiled all of Crisis Core. Cloud wanted to rap,like his idol Zack so he always acted liek him and eventually he thought he was Zack. Cloud and Sephiroth used to be rap partners but they went downhill like Biggie and Tupac.Flipyap28

awwwrrr, now there is no point in playing it

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

Actually, if any of you bothered to do any research, you would know Cloud WAS a rapper before he joined Barret and company in Avalanch.

Cloud was rapping and beatboxing at a karoake bar one time, Barrett heard him and thought he was awesome, and hired him to so that Cloud could keep Avalanch entertained. Later that night, however, Barret witnessed Cloud fight against a bunch of gangstas in the slums of Midgar. It started out as a "yo mama" competition, but quickly ended up becoming an actual battle after the gangstas lost badly to Cloud. Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword. Impressed with what he saw, barret made Cloud a fighter in Avalanch, instead of a rapper. And then the events in the very beginning of FFVII happen after right after this.

Every Final fantasy fan knows this...:|

billybobbarvis

Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword.DJ-Lafleur

Yes, the Buster sword was originally a gun. Cloud owned the gangstas with the buster "gun", but after Cloud did some training, Barret realized that Cloud was actually better with swords, and thus, the buster gun was modified into the buster sword!

[QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

Actually, if any of you bothered to do any research, you would know Cloud WAS a rapper before he joined Barret and company in Avalanch.

Cloud was rapping and beatboxing at a karoake bar one time, Barrett heard him and thought he was awesome, and hired him to so that Cloud could keep Avalanch entertained. Later that night, however, Barret witnessed Cloud fight against a bunch of gangstas in the slums of Midgar. It started out as a "yo mama" competition, but quickly ended up becoming an actual battle after the gangstas lost badly to Cloud. Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword. Impressed with what he saw, barret made Cloud a fighter in Avalanch, instead of a rapper. And then the events in the very beginning of FFVII happen after right after this.

Every Final fantasy fan knows this...:|

DJ-Lafleur

Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword.DJ-Lafleur

Yes, the Buster sword was originally a gun. Cloud owned the gangstas with the buster "gun", but after Cloud did some training, Barret realized that Cloud was actually better with swords, and thus, the buster gun was modified into the buster sword!

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

Actually, if any of you bothered to do any research, you would know Cloud WAS a rapper before he joined Barret and company in Avalanch.

Cloud was rapping and beatboxing at a karoake bar one time, Barrett heard him and thought he was awesome, and hired him to so that Cloud could keep Avalanch entertained. Later that night, however, Barret witnessed Cloud fight against a bunch of gangstas in the slums of Midgar. It started out as a "yo mama" competition, but quickly ended up becoming an actual battle after the gangstas lost badly to Cloud. Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword. Impressed with what he saw, barret made Cloud a fighter in Avalanch, instead of a rapper. And then the events in the very beginning of FFVII happen after right after this.

Every Final fantasy fan knows this...:|

billybobbarvis

Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword.DJ-Lafleur

Yes, the Buster sword was originally a gun. Cloud owned the gangstas with the buster "gun", but after Cloud did some training, Barret realized that Cloud was actually better with swords, and thus, the buster gun was modified into the buster sword!

hehe, the buster sword is so big because it has to hide the massive barrel of us "buster revolver", Angeal's parents fixed it up for him so he wasn't such a confused little wuss, and with that much fire power not many in shinra are gunna stand in your way of getting into soldier...angeal's mum was a gangsta milf see...

[QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

Actually, if any of you bothered to do any research, you would know Cloud WAS a rapper before he joined Barret and company in Avalanch.

Cloud was rapping and beatboxing at a karoake bar one time, Barrett heard him and thought he was awesome, and hired him to so that Cloud could keep Avalanch entertained. Later that night, however, Barret witnessed Cloud fight against a bunch of gangstas in the slums of Midgar. It started out as a "yo mama" competition, but quickly ended up becoming an actual battle after the gangstas lost badly to Cloud. Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword. Impressed with what he saw, barret made Cloud a fighter in Avalanch, instead of a rapper. And then the events in the very beginning of FFVII happen after right after this.

Every Final fantasy fan knows this...:|

A_Fading_Scream

Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword.DJ-Lafleur

Yes, the Buster sword was originally a gun. Cloud owned the gangstas with the buster "gun", but after Cloud did some training, Barret realized that Cloud was actually better with swords, and thus, the buster gun was modified into the buster sword!

hehe, the buster sword is so big because it has to hide the massive barrel of us "buster revolver", Angeal's parents fixed it up for him so he wasn't such a confused little wuss, and with that much fire power not many in shinra are gunna stand in your way of getting into soldier...angeal's mum was a gangsta milf see...

[QUOTE="A_Fading_Scream"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

Actually, if any of you bothered to do any research, you would know Cloud WAS a rapper before he joined Barret and company in Avalanch.

Cloud was rapping and beatboxing at a karoake bar one time, Barrett heard him and thought he was awesome, and hired him to so that Cloud could keep Avalanch entertained. Later that night, however, Barret witnessed Cloud fight against a bunch of gangstas in the slums of Midgar. It started out as a "yo mama" competition, but quickly ended up becoming an actual battle after the gangstas lost badly to Cloud. Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword. Impressed with what he saw, barret made Cloud a fighter in Avalanch, instead of a rapper. And then the events in the very beginning of FFVII happen after right after this.

Every Final fantasy fan knows this...:|

billybobbarvis

Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword.DJ-Lafleur

Yes, the Buster sword was originally a gun. Cloud owned the gangstas with the buster "gun", but after Cloud did some training, Barret realized that Cloud was actually better with swords, and thus, the buster gun was modified into the buster sword!

hehe, the buster sword is so big because it has to hide the massive barrel of us "buster revolver", Angeal's parents fixed it up for him so he wasn't such a confused little wuss, and with that much fire power not many in shinra are gunna stand in your way of getting into soldier...angeal's mum was a gangsta milf see...

Everything I have understood about Final Fantasy VII has now completely vanished :O

[QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="A_Fading_Scream"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

Actually, if any of you bothered to do any research, you would know Cloud WAS a rapper before he joined Barret and company in Avalanch.

Cloud was rapping and beatboxing at a karoake bar one time, Barrett heard him and thought he was awesome, and hired him to so that Cloud could keep Avalanch entertained. Later that night, however, Barret witnessed Cloud fight against a bunch of gangstas in the slums of Midgar. It started out as a "yo mama" competition, but quickly ended up becoming an actual battle after the gangstas lost badly to Cloud. Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword. Impressed with what he saw, barret made Cloud a fighter in Avalanch, instead of a rapper. And then the events in the very beginning of FFVII happen after right after this.

Every Final fantasy fan knows this...:|

Flipyap28

Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword.DJ-Lafleur

Yes, the Buster sword was originally a gun. Cloud owned the gangstas with the buster "gun", but after Cloud did some training, Barret realized that Cloud was actually better with swords, and thus, the buster gun was modified into the buster sword!

hehe, the buster sword is so big because it has to hide the massive barrel of us "buster revolver", Angeal's parents fixed it up for him so he wasn't such a confused little wuss, and with that much fire power not many in shinra are gunna stand in your way of getting into soldier...angeal's mum was a gangsta milf see...

Everything I have understood about Final Fantasy VII has now completely vanished :O

[QUOTE="Flipyap28"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="A_Fading_Scream"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

Actually, if any of you bothered to do any research, you would know Cloud WAS a rapper before he joined Barret and company in Avalanch.

Cloud was rapping and beatboxing at a karoake bar one time, Barrett heard him and thought he was awesome, and hired him to so that Cloud could keep Avalanch entertained. Later that night, however, Barret witnessed Cloud fight against a bunch of gangstas in the slums of Midgar. It started out as a "yo mama" competition, but quickly ended up becoming an actual battle after the gangstas lost badly to Cloud. Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword. Impressed with what he saw, barret made Cloud a fighter in Avalanch, instead of a rapper. And then the events in the very beginning of FFVII happen after right after this.

Every Final fantasy fan knows this...:|

billybobbarvis

Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword.DJ-Lafleur

Yes, the Buster sword was originally a gun. Cloud owned the gangstas with the buster "gun", but after Cloud did some training, Barret realized that Cloud was actually better with swords, and thus, the buster gun was modified into the buster sword!

hehe, the buster sword is so big because it has to hide the massive barrel of us "buster revolver", Angeal's parents fixed it up for him so he wasn't such a confused little wuss, and with that much fire power not many in shinra are gunna stand in your way of getting into soldier...angeal's mum was a gangsta milf see...

Everything I have understood about Final Fantasy VII has now completely vanished :O

So did yours, I think?

[QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="Flipyap28"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="A_Fading_Scream"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

Actually, if any of you bothered to do any research, you would know Cloud WAS a rapper before he joined Barret and company in Avalanch.

Cloud was rapping and beatboxing at a karoake bar one time, Barrett heard him and thought he was awesome, and hired him to so that Cloud could keep Avalanch entertained. Later that night, however, Barret witnessed Cloud fight against a bunch of gangstas in the slums of Midgar. It started out as a "yo mama" competition, but quickly ended up becoming an actual battle after the gangstas lost badly to Cloud. Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword. Impressed with what he saw, barret made Cloud a fighter in Avalanch, instead of a rapper. And then the events in the very beginning of FFVII happen after right after this.

Every Final fantasy fan knows this...:|

Flipyap28

Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword.DJ-Lafleur

Yes, the Buster sword was originally a gun. Cloud owned the gangstas with the buster "gun", but after Cloud did some training, Barret realized that Cloud was actually better with swords, and thus, the buster gun was modified into the buster sword!

hehe, the buster sword is so big because it has to hide the massive barrel of us "buster revolver", Angeal's parents fixed it up for him so he wasn't such a confused little wuss, and with that much fire power not many in shinra are gunna stand in your way of getting into soldier...angeal's mum was a gangsta milf see...

Everything I have understood about Final Fantasy VII has now completely vanished :O

So did yours, I think?

Right, I'm now lost. What's real and what's not? Iseriousy cannot takeall this in! Agrh! @_@"

But yeah, it's a great rap, but I could actually imagine Vincent doing it more than Cloud for some reason.

[QUOTE="Flipyap28"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="Flipyap28"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="A_Fading_Scream"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

Actually, if any of you bothered to do any research, you would know Cloud WAS a rapper before he joined Barret and company in Avalanch.

Cloud was rapping and beatboxing at a karoake bar one time, Barrett heard him and thought he was awesome, and hired him to so that Cloud could keep Avalanch entertained. Later that night, however, Barret witnessed Cloud fight against a bunch of gangstas in the slums of Midgar. It started out as a "yo mama" competition, but quickly ended up becoming an actual battle after the gangstas lost badly to Cloud. Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword. Impressed with what he saw, barret made Cloud a fighter in Avalanch, instead of a rapper. And then the events in the very beginning of FFVII happen after right after this.

Every Final fantasy fan knows this...:|

KityKittyCatCat

Cloud ended up busting some caps up their asses with the buster Sword.DJ-Lafleur

Yes, the Buster sword was originally a gun. Cloud owned the gangstas with the buster "gun", but after Cloud did some training, Barret realized that Cloud was actually better with swords, and thus, the buster gun was modified into the buster sword!

hehe, the buster sword is so big because it has to hide the massive barrel of us "buster revolver", Angeal's parents fixed it up for him so he wasn't such a confused little wuss, and with that much fire power not many in shinra are gunna stand in your way of getting into soldier...angeal's mum was a gangsta milf see...

Everything I have understood about Final Fantasy VII has now completely vanished :O

So did yours, I think?

Right, I'm now lost. What's real and what's not? Iseriousy cannot takeall this in! Agrh! @_@"

But yeah, it's a great rap, but I could actually imagine Vincent doing it more than Cloud for some reason.

Yes, somehow everyone turned my original post to this odd story. I dont think I could imagine Vincent rapping, Barret on the other hand, definately

Right, I'm now lost. What's real and what's not? Iseriousy cannot takeall this in! Agrh! @_@"

But yeah, it's a great rap, but I could actually imagine Vincent doing it more than Cloud for some reason.

KityKittyCatCat

Vincent, a rapper ? That's not really his style. I can see him being in a emo band, though.

[QUOTE="KityKittyCatCat"]

Right, I'm now lost. What's real and what's not? Iseriousy cannot takeall this in! Agrh! @_@"

But yeah, it's a great rap, but I could actually imagine Vincent doing it more than Cloud for some reason.

Gamer4Iife

Vincent, a rapper ? That's not really his style. I can see him being in a emo band, though.

Exactly what I was thinking, he looks like a rocker, Cloud doesn't as much but he looks like he would be into to that stuff... maybe he is a numetal fan

[QUOTE="Gamer4Iife"][QUOTE="KityKittyCatCat"]

Right, I'm now lost. What's real and what's not? Iseriousy cannot takeall this in! Agrh! @_@"

But yeah, it's a great rap, but I could actually imagine Vincent doing it more than Cloud for some reason.

Flipyap28

Vincent, a rapper ? That's not really his style. I can see him being in a emo band, though.

Exactly what I was thinking, he looks like a rocker, Cloud doesn't as much but he looks like he would be into to that stuff... maybe he is a numetal fan

What do you think Zack is?Flipyap28

He should be in a boy band. I can picture him singing about being a SOLDIER 1st class and all the girls going: "Z0MGG!! It's ZACKK !!! xD SIGN MA B00B PLZ"

[QUOTE="Flipyap28"]What do you think Zack is?Gamer4Iife

He should be in a boy band. I can picture him singing about being a SOLDIER 1st class and all the girls going: "Z0MGG!! It's ZACKK !!! xD SIGN MA B00B PLZ"

[QUOTE="Gamer4Iife"]

[QUOTE="Flipyap28"]What do you think Zack is?billybobbarvis

He should be in a boy band. I can picture him singing about being a SOLDIER 1st class and all the girls going: "Z0MGG!! It's ZACKK !!! xD SIGN MA B00B PLZ"

omg, I imagine that so much, rofl XD

And then of Course There is Cait Sith with all his techno music. >.>DJ-Lafleur

lol, and theres rikku with her hippy music, sorry but she looks like one so much imo

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]And then of Course There is Cait Sith with all his techno music. >.>Flipyap28

lol, and theres rikku with her hippy music, sorry but she looks like one so much imo

[QUOTE="Flipyap28"]

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]And then of Course There is Cait Sith with all his techno music. >.>billybobbarvis

lol, and theres rikku with her hippy music, sorry but she looks like one so much imo

 would of though you would of said something lol, anbody mentions Rikku and you come lol,

Who would listen to clazical music? maybe Ashe

[QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="Flipyap28"]

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]And then of Course There is Cait Sith with all his techno music. >.>Flipyap28

lol, and theres rikku with her hippy music, sorry but she looks like one so much imo

 would of though you would of said something lol, anbody mentions Rikku and you come lol,

Who would listen to clazical music? maybe Ashe

[QUOTE="Flipyap28"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="Flipyap28"]

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]And then of Course There is Cait Sith with all his techno music. >.>billybobbarvis

lol, and theres rikku with her hippy music, sorry but she looks like one so much imo

 would of though you would of said something lol, anbody mentions Rikku and you come lol,

Who would listen to clazical music? maybe Ashe

but I cant see a queen listening to pop, if ashe is old... wow, shes jept her health well

Ashe isn't old. >.>billybobbarvis

But she sure acts like an old person. Never seen a more serious videogame character in all my life, it's almost annoying. >_>