Pet Peeves thread

Michael's mom is so ugly, that everybody died.....the end.Mr_Jenkins

Jager's mom is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.barren_176

Heh, that one was pretty good.

Jager's mom is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.barren_176

Jager's mom is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.Dragon66116

Racist. :x 

[QUOTE="Mr_Jenkins"]Michael's mom is so ugly, that everybody died.....the end.sirracannal

OH!

I just got that. :P

[QUOTE="Dragon66116"]Jager's mom is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.DrAwesomeMD

Racist. :x 

Come at me.

When I walk out to get my mail,
it measures on the Richter scale.

When I'm at the beach, I'm a lucky man:
I'm the only one who gets a tan.

If I had one more pie a la mode,
I'm gonna need my own zip-code.

When you're only havin' seconds, I'm-a havin' twenty-thirds.
When I go to get my shoes shined, I gotta take their word

because I'M FAT! I'm fat! You know it!
You know I'M FAT! I'm fat! You know it!
You know I'M FAT! I'm fat! You know it! You know!

And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds, let me tell you once again: Who's fat?

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Aidan129

The ad said to call your doctor, sir. 

Courtney817

.DrAwesomeMD

Rustling aside, that gorilla cereal is pretty good. It's like Corn Pops, but so damn crunchy you think all your teeth are going to f*cking shatter when you chew it. :lol:

[QUOTE="DrAwesomeMD"].HurricaneAlex

Rustling aside, that gorilla cereal is pretty good. It's like Corn Pops, but so damn crunchy you think all your teeth are going to f*cking shatter when you chew it. :lol:

That doesn't sound that great to me. :P 

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Aidan129

If it killed you, I'd suggest you stop using mylanicor and call your doctor immediately.

..........You know, it would be REALLY sucky if you had those symptoms all at once. You're all queasy and stuff... puke coming out one end, diarrhea blasting out the other, you can hardly get to the bathroom due to dizziness.... and ALL you can think about the whole time is how good a bran muffin would be right about now.

You're all queasy and stuff... puke coming out one end, diarrhea blasting out the other, you can hardly get to the bathroom due to dizziness
Aidan129

I've had that. 

Frosted Flakes are better than apple jacks. They also don't make you puke and have thoughts of bran muffins.

Another thing that annoys me is when someone is going way under the speed limit and you can't pass them because the person in the other lane is going just as slow. :x

Frosted Flakes are better than apple jacks. They also don't make you puke and have thoughts of bran muffins.

barren_176

Frosted Flakes are awesome.

Another thing that annoys me is when someone is going way under the speed limit and you can't pass them because the person in the other lane is going just as slow. :xDrAwesomeMD

That happens to me all the time. Or I get stuck behind the slow-poke and can't get around them cuz everypony else is FLYING past you in the other lane.

[QUOTE="DrAwesomeMD"]Another thing that annoys me is when someone is going way under the speed limit and you can't pass them because the person in the other lane is going just as slow. :xAidan129

That happens to me all the time. Or I get stuck behind the slow-poke and can't get around them cuz everypony else is FLYING past you in the other lane.

If they're flying and you're driving, shouldn't they be over the lane? Which means that it wouldn't be a problem?

[QUOTE="Aidan129"]

[QUOTE="DrAwesomeMD"]Another thing that annoys me is when someone is going way under the speed limit and you can't pass them because the person in the other lane is going just as slow. :xWetty01

That happens to me all the time. Or I get stuck behind the slow-poke and can't get around them cuz everypony else is FLYING past you in the other lane.

If they're flying and you're driving, shouldn't they be over the lane? Which means that it wouldn't be a problem?

Wetty has won this. 

[QUOTE="Aidan129"]

[QUOTE="DrAwesomeMD"]Another thing that annoys me is when someone is going way under the speed limit and you can't pass them because the person in the other lane is going just as slow. :xWetty01

That happens to me all the time. Or I get stuck behind the slow-poke and can't get around them cuz everypony else is FLYING past you in the other lane.

If they're flying and you're driving, shouldn't they be over the lane? Which means that it wouldn't be a problem?

Not sure if playing semantics or serious. 

And semantic means... :|

And semantic means... :|

Wetty01

Learned that word from Computer Science! :o

I hate when people speak in ebonics. :x

Why the hell would they teach you that word in Computer Science? That's random.GreenFire95

[QUOTE="Aidan129"]That happens to me all the time. Or I get stuck behind the slow-poke and can't get around them cuz everypony else is FLYING past you in the other lane.Wetty01

Flying, as in, moving at a HIGH RATE OF SPEED, dud :x We don't have flying cars yet. And it would be horrible if we ever did. Just imagine all the sh*t people could crash into THEN.

Well, there's only 3 years left. :D

Still 3 years until that AND Jaws XIX (I think...:|)

lol dude ur wack man hehehehehehe xd

All vehicular modes of transportation in three years will be land-based. Except for planes and stuff, obviously.

lol dude ur wack man hehehehehehe xd

All vehicular modes of transportation in three years will be land-based. Except for planes and stuff, obviously.

Aidan129

Even boats?

Hey! I know what I'm talking about because Marty McFly WENT in 2015 ok? :x