Favorite Mass Effect Series Quotes

Tell us your fav Mass Effect Quotes. Funny or profound the choice is yours.

Ashley Williams: Why is it whenever someone says "with all due respect", they really mean "kiss my ass"? - Mass Effect.

Pitni-for: "I am a biotic god!"

Commander Shepard - "If you want to help Urdnot you'd need to get back there. But It would take a real bad-ass to make it back while injured".

Sick Krogran: "I can do it".

Commander Shepard: "You! I said a bad-ass not some scout whining like a quarian with a tummy-ache".

Tali'Zorah: "I'm standing right here!"

Tali'Zorah: "Just so you know I'm running a fever, I've got a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I can't even describe. But it was totally worth it!" :lol:

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! - Ambassador Udina.

You sir are a blight-Batarian

I can legally assassinate everyone in this room and Csec couldn't do a damn thing about it.-Earthborn Renegade fem Shep in Chora's den.  

"Ah yes..." - Turian Councillor. Quote is just pure gold :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PjTuSQNLI4

here are some good ones from youtube, take a look.

"You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it." -Sovereign

I just think that quote is so badass!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PjTuSQNLI4

here are some good ones from youtube, take a look.

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What about Joker imitating Legion, lol.

"Assuming direct control"

Obvious, but someone has to say it. 

C-Sec officer: Do you want us to arrest you?
Wrex: I want you to try.

Best. Rebuttal. Ever. :lol:

Garrus Vakarian: [When bringing Garrus to Mordin's recruitment mission] A quarantine zone for a plague that kills turians. Why don't we ever go anywhere nice?

Commander Shepard: I take it you're a scientist?
Fortack: I used to be a scientist. I designed weapons. Now my genius is wasted on frivolous things. Things that don't explode. My predecessor said no one would understand the true worth of my work. As I pulled my blade from his chest, I knew he was telling the truth.
Commander Shepard: Not exactly what I would call effective academic peer review.

Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: It'll be better than the old days... You'll see!
Commander Shepard: I hope so... I died!
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Geez, you're such a downer!

Warden Kuril: Bounty Hunters aren't dependable.

Zaeed: You're not hirin the right ones.
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Shepard: My Barin's been scrambled like an egg! How do you think I feel?
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Joker: Oh another dangorous alien aboard commander, Thanks! Why can't yo Collect coins, or plates, or something
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Mordin: Hold-the-line. personally perfer to get job done and go home.
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C-Sev guy: I need you to stop and take a deep breath.

Volus: You're Mocking me!
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EDI: I enjoy the sight of Humans on their Knees

Joker:..........

EDI: That is a Joke.

Joker: right.

Jeff "Joker" Moreau: "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord." (love the voice he does when he says that :lol:  )

Joker Commenting on Legion: "Having Legion around is just…begging for a rifle up your ass. Without the sweet talk." :shock:

Joker talking about Garrus: "Hey Commander, we got Garrus back! That's great, because he was totally my favorite… with that pole up his ass." :lol:

Joker talking about Thane: "Thane seems like the strong, sensitive, murdering type. You know those are always great to have around. A real cuddler." :P

Joker cockpit dialogue: "You know what I could go for right now? A hamburger. Not vat-grown. An honest-to-god dead cow. With horseradish." :?

Jacob: "...but the PRRIZZEE"

Wrex: "Shepard"

Crazed Volus: "I am a biotic god! I think things and they happen! Fear me, lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!"

Harbinger: "This Hurts you"

"I wish they still made roleplaying games like they used to. These days it's all big choices and visceral combat." - Zakera Ward'sGame Store Owner.

"Hmm? Oh, sorry. I was playing this fascinating human game -- Solitaire. Did you need something?" - Zakera Ward's Game Store Owner.

"Hello, dead people!" - Jack

"I'm not going anywhere with you! You're Cerberus!" - Jack
"Why does it matter if I'm with Cerberus?" - Shep
"They've been on my ass for years. Anytime I get free, they put a huge bounty on me. That's why Warden Kuril figured he'd struck gold when he caught me." - Jack
"She's destroyed Cerberus property and killed Cerberus people, hence the bounty." - Miranda
"You die first." - Miranda

"This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferris slug, feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an everest dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3% of light-speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son of a ***** in space." - Gunnery Chief.

"I can already hear it... "This is all Joker's fault! What a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord!" -Joker