In soviet russia, game plays you!
Graphics: By today's standards they're obviously garbage. But back in the day when this was first released, holy crap they were good. It's all in full 3D for the most part, the cutscenes just look great. A real pleasure on the eyes. If a game has good graphics it's much more fun to play, because it's clearer, more attractive, and cleaner. Like if i took an AWESOME game like Gears of War and made the graphics garbage, it would be 10x harder because all the enimies would blend in with the environment, and they would be harder to see. that isn't the case with Conkers BFD.
Gameplay: This game is just a blast to play. It's a good length, and it's just the right amount of difficulty. In general i HATE games that are frustrating, they bring my piss to a boil. But this game doesn't do that, nor is it too easy.
The variety of places to explore is just great (SPOILERS ALERT) It's got a haunted vampire mansion, it's got your classic everyday places, it's got the world bank, a battle field war place, and even an area made entirely out of poop. (jajajajajajajajajaja!) (SPOILERS END HERE)
Sound: The voice acting is phenominal, the actors make the script 10x funnier than what it actually is, the music is awesome too. (SPOILERS AHEAD) Like the sound of poo mushing beneath your feat, people being ripped apart. Need i go on? This game is hilarious, whoever wrote the script is a genious! I gotta wrap this up.
Overall conkers BFD is a phenominal game, if you don't have an N64 you can always play the Xbox version, and if you don't have an Xbox? Well you can always download Project 64 emulator and the Conker BFD ROM off COOLroms