This game is super dirty and super hilarious!
Story: After having a good night in the Pub Conker wants to head home to his girlfriend. However he gets caught up in a chain of events that lead him to become a ruler of a castle, what exactly happened? it's up to you to find out.
Gameplay: At first Conker starts out in a drunk state and he will be moving quite slow. But after meeting Birdy the scarecrow he recovers and can move properly. The basic functions are A to jump and A again in the air to perform the helicopter thingy. B button is to attack (for some strange reason with a frying pan). The yellow directions set the camera view while taping the Z button will make Conker crouch and if you tap the A button with the Z you will do a higher jump. But most of the controls will be explained to you during the game.
You will later on in the game learn new abilities (Or remember forgotten abilities) such as diving and etc. In the course of the game you will also stumble upon pads with B on top. If you tap B while on the pads many things could happen depending on your situation, such as you will get a Beer out to give it to someone or take a out slingshot to shoot out some bad guys and many more things. But I believe it would be best to leave Conker as he is, solving puzzles in the game can be a bit frustrating, looking for new abilities can become hell. Because unlike The legend of Zelda most of the solutions for puzzles have absolutely no logic, for example you would think you would be best driving the Rat off using your frying pan but the real thing you have to do is feed him cheese until he bursts (literally). It can be frustrating but it's very funny at the end. Most of the game continues that way, at the end of each puzzle you collect money and will then advance further into the story.
Game design: The game graphics is well done, although compared to most games this one is pretty slow and sluggish, but that won't really bother you much.
This game features a lot of cut scenes, most of which are violent and sexual scenes. This adds a lot of comedy to the game (At least if you are old enough for it).
Sound: The music is obviously done in Rare Ware style. The music themes fit the environments very well. This game is also the only game that featured Voice acting continuously running in the entire game, most games had voiced acting in small parts or never have voice acting, and can only be heard when interacting witrh others, while in Conker's Bad Fur Day the figures can even speak independently, from a distance you can hear someone shouting words. This more continues use of voice acting makes the game a lot more livelier, be warned though that most of the game contains strong language.
The only problem in the game is when using the B pads, some items such as the slingshot are difficult to handle as aiming is very poor and slow, and character control isn't always perfect, it's very slow, you may also wish to have more camera control, as sometimes having a bad view could be very problematic. The puzzle solving is also quite difficult, not only because of character control but the puzzle itself can make your head spin, but overall the game is great. I really enjoyed this game and will continue to play it for a while. Its too bad that Nintendo is no longer in contract with Rare, I would have been looking forward for more sequels. This is a great game and should be worth your while. If you are looking for something stupid, funny and entertaining this might be the right game for you.