This game is amazing!
User Rating: 9 | Conker's Bad Fur Day N64
Before I say anything, if I say something that might not please you, don't even dare send me bad messages, or a bad review for this review, or even come to my house and throwing rocks or bricks through my windows. The reason I'm reviewing this game is because I used to have this game as a ROM for a emulator for my computer and that is why its not in my collection. Now, the story takes place where Conker the squirrel gets drunk at a party and finds himself in a strange land with strange people. Later he causes lots of things to happen like helping cavemen, or helping squirrels win a war, or its just cause of no reason at all and he does these things on accident. The graphics were very good for a N64 game, and the comedy is very funny, when will you ever see singing poo. Also the boss battles were epic, and some made me want to puke if I was eating something because something like giant poo or peeing. The multiplayer is awesome, and they provide quite a bit of modes, who dosen't want to go hoverboard racing, Conker may have better hoverboard racing than Sonic Riders, sorry Sonic. but if you don't want to do the story line, then use cheat codes to get all the characters like Conker or Neo Conker from the heist chapter. Also what I like about it is that sometimes Conker actually talks to you, which is meaning he knows you're there (Thats creepy) and I really like that and sometimes I think that I'm really in the war he was in. The music in this game is weird except when you break into a bank, that is coll and it has matrix reference with it. But if you ever get this as a ROM on the computer, the final boss you can't beat cause its just like that Bowser battle in Super Mario 64 where you spin around and around. But a problem with all Rare games is that you can't skip cutscenes unless you watched them already, but some cutscenes are boring and I want to skip it. Anyways, I like this game so much, its almost the best N64 game out there. So if you like toilet humor and sex reference, this game is for you. Also there was supposed to be a E rated game with Conker that dosen't include all of this. If I had to compare this game to the E rated game, the E rated game would look like a pile of crap. One more thing, the reason why I didn't do Conker Live and Reloaded is cause I'm only 13 and my Mom didn't approve of that game so I snuck this game on my computer.
