"Junky resurrection"

User Rating: 2 | Army Men: Sarge's War PC
It's hard to say that this game deserves even any praise, but I give it some anyway. The digital cut scenes actually convey some emotion through the ape man soldier of Sarge. And after that, the game falls apart completely.

Story: 8/10

Has emotion and feeling, conveyed well through the cutscenes. Actually made me want to keep playing for a while.

Graphics: 2/10

Wow! That was a gunshot that hit me? I couldn't see it, or its source, but it still hit me. Character models also suck by the way.

Gameplay: 2/10

Lock on, because if you don't Sarge will stand at attention shooting bullets into the air even if a tan soldier is right in front of him. Checkpoints can't be saved, so every level must be played all the way through each time. Your guns suck horribly, and the FPS view doesn't work at all. You'll never realize when you've been hit, because you can't see the enemy fire at all.

Sound: 2/10

Gun shots and voices sound like something
from a bad audio Barbie film.

Overall: 2/10

If you want to be frustrated, then play this game. Otherwise you should steer clear of this game and play something else, like Halo of COD4.