My review in first person perspective
Oh no! My father’s been kidnapped. I must go save him. Let me leave this undeveloped town full of empty rooms and run down the only road to look for him. This road has many enemies, but they don’t give me too much trouble. Oh no a boss. Oh no, he just killed me in three moves! I thought I was stronger than this. Let me go back down this same road again and fight more enemies until I am strong enough to beat him. Man is this taking forever. Why must I let them hit me over and over again just to raise my defense? I could just avoid their attacks, but that would limit my ability to level up and isn’t that why I am fighting these guys all over again?
Ok, I made it back to the boss and took him down. Now I can go on to the next town. Wow, this town looks just as underdeveloped and empty as the town I was from! I guess I will keep going down this road. More easy enemies. Another boss that is too difficult for me. I guess I will just rinse, lather, and repeat until I can beat this guy. Man does my life suck. I’m sorry father, I can’t keep doing this. There must be more to life than this terrible quest that I am on. At night, I dream of a rich vibrant world called Hyrule and a girl name Zelda. I have Finally concluded that every Fantasy I have is so much better than this. Father, I wish you the best, but you are on your own. Good-bye cruel world, it was just not to be.
And with that I died.