1. If you ever manage to get shot and live, rip the bullet out with your teeth and pretend like nothing happened.

2. If you ever happen to pass out as a result of a deadly disease in the middle of nowhere, don't worry, you will wake up in front of a black man who will heal you.

3. When a car approaches you, destroy it.

4. When your best friend is about to die, stick a needle in his neck and he will be fine.

5. Who needs car recovery services? Just tighten that bolt or nut and your destroyed vehicle will be as good as new.

6. Every car in Africa has a GPS with the EXACT co-ordinates of where you want to go

7. The latest satellite guidance and military technologies can be found in Africa.

8. If a weapon fails and explodes in your face, pick up another rusty cr@p and move on with your business like nothing happened.

9. That sniper rifles have accuracy upgrades, but they are already perfectly accurate.

10. No matter where you stand, you will almost always do the finishing move with the machette on the guys crotch.

11. Every gun dealer in Africa looks alike

12. Rival arms dealers like to drive in circles

13. enemies can take more bullet then superman, and still show no wounds, even able to crawl away after!


14. everyone hates you?


15. dont try to be stealthy, if you knife someone, you get aggro of the whole area anyway..

16. cars cant take damage exept from the front or windows (somtimes wheels)

17. you may be able to not be explode by rockets they stop infront of enemy 2 till you move your aim

18. arms dealers ravials truk is super fast

19. enemy vehicles have NOS!!!

20. if you catch malaria you must take piles all your life

21. you can find dimonds in suitcase in all africa

22. even all the boats in africa have GPS

23. you can run but you cant hide...

24. If you overheat a Mounted Machine Gun, it will catch fire

25. No matter how big your fire is, it will magically die after 1 minute

26. If you shoot someone in the head with a silencer in the middle of a Cease-Fire town with no witnesses around. you'd still get caught

27. No matter how much bullets you take, If your friend is available, you will live (as long as you don't die in water)

28. No matter how perfect your friend's (Josip in this case) plan sounds, you will still need to save his @$$ later

29. Running over a buffalo feels exactly like running over a human

30. No one has more then 1 bottle of pills

31. The enemy doesn't know how to open doors and enter your safe house

32. The enemy's bullets can penetrate walls and kill you, yours can't.

33. A Molotov ****tail has a blast range of 30cm

34. Buying a camouflage suit doesn't change your clothes

35. No one but you cares enough about diamonds to search for them all around Africa

36. Shotguns have the accuracy of an AK

37. All pistols use the same type of Ammo

38. Ropes are un-cuttable (I'm used to Crysis...)

39. If you shoot a convoy they will finish 1/2 of their route, dump their truck and come chasing you

40.The weapon who replaces the pistol, the sub, is the best gun in the game

41. Even the most ruined gun is at perfect condition at the enemy's hands, but at yours: welcome to Jamfest

42. if you stand close to a vehicle with machinegun and the
enemy shoot at you with it you wont take any damage...

43. if you go uderwater for more then 5 sec you will start dieing (so i'll stop swimming seems to be bad thing if i stay uderwater 2 much)

44. if you dont buy more acuracity to molotov or grenede you will throw it to the right and not stright

45. if you run for 7 sec you must wait 5 sec till you can run again or see anything

46. you are mute for ever so shhhhhhh!!! (you cant speak in game with npc ect.)

47. dont worry be happy! every one know what you want and what you need! you dont need to talk they just look at you! they are freaking sidekicks!

48. trees are immortals you cant do enything to them! they will survive even 10 blast of bzooka!

49. you cant destroy bridges they same as trees they are immortals!!!

50. ubisoft tried so much to make enviroment to be realistic that much that they forgot about all the other stuff...

i havent seen that bullet animation thing in the game...!!!!!!.. somewhere i heard that it has 29 diff animations for injuries....

check it out - he gave it a 9.5 - then a hour later reduced it to 8.5 - what a loser !!!

• Oct 22, 2008 10:14 am ET tjdeep_2007 gave Far Cry 2 a score of 8.5
• Oct 21, 2008 9:06 am ET tjdeep_2007 gave Far Cry 2 a score of 9.5

barilli71

ROFLMAO..

next time u ll get to see 7.5 score

Good God, Far Cry 2 is the WORST FPS ive ever played this year. Man seriously WTF is this? It sucks so much ass. Im about 2hrs into the campaign and im already bored of it, its so bland and meh! Its all drive here, go there, go here, clear camps and make them your safehouses, seriously wtf! Dont look for a story because there aint one, all these missions are a sorry excuse to increase game time. And the multiplayer is at an all new level of CRAPFEST. Other than Enemy Territory Quake Wars I cant think of one single FPS whos MP is this horrible.


* Laughable sprint feature, its pretty much pointless. You speed up like 0.5mph and the whole screen blurs as though your running at 100mph. BFBC's sprint (which sucks as well) feature feels like a God in front of this.

* wow gun sounds are so amazing /sarcasm. What the hell did they use to make those sounds?? Hitting sticks on a wall probably??

* Movement - Oh man what can go so wrong on such a simple thing like this?? Why is that my character walks as though he has got an artificial leg?? When i run its like my legs will fly off from my body any minute.

* Accuracy - Yea go on give the enemy 1000% accuracy so that they can shoot me from a kilometer away and can make all their bullets hit me but when i try to hit an enemy that is only a few hundred meters away the bullet spreads like an umbrella. Then there is that stupid red damage indicator, half the time it does not even point to the right direction (the direction which the enemy is shooting me from)

* MP Maps - Who ever made those in-built maps is an idiot, most of the maps lack balancing and one team has the perfect base while the other has the worst base. Devs first priority for a proper MP implementation are the maps, no one will stick to your game if your maps suck balls. Sure you can retort saying they've given you the map editor, ya right but the thing is will you be able to find 16 players with that same map of yours in 5-10mins?

* NO matchmaking, no party system and yea you cant play ranked matches with your friends

* Also negative EXP?? wtf! I gained about 330 in one game and i lost 280XP in the next and lost a rank. umm hello?? whats going on??

* All that pulling bullets from your body is just a gimmick, its ridiculously frustrating in MP because when you manage to find some cover to pull out the bullet, you're giving ample amount of time for the enemy to come to you and rape your face

* Respawn time - OH MA GAWD wth! you can take a short nap while it counts down. One of the longest respawn counters in any game. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

* SP lacks action and MP lacks fun

I can go on and on but this is enough and im so mad right now. To people who think the graphics are great lol I bet you that the graphics will get old in less than 15 mins, because thats what it is, its the same boring scenario everywhere and LOL ive not seen rock textures so horrible in any game, its like liquid **** sprayed all over the rock. And then there is this mountable turret effects, you know the fireblasts when you shoot?? they look 2D. Wth parveer, shadows are ridiculously dithered, this game is like every other X360 game, there are absolutely NO shadow improvements. And oh good one more FPS with a floating camera, why cant i see my god damn legs when i move/when i remove bullets from my hand?? So much for realism when dated games had them.

Also if you're thinking that this game (Multiplayer) is going to be like CoD4, then you'll be extremely disappointed. I honestly believe that this game will be dead in less than 2 weeks, MP lobbies are not even crowded during the launch week, so just think about it down the road.

Anyways, for pirates you guys go ahead and do w/e you want, my rant is for the people who are going to spend $$ on this. If I were you I would not buy this game, save your $$ for Gears or CoD WaW or any other game but not this (its still your choice, im just throwing it out) because it WONT last long. Damn im sooo freaking mad right now, absolute waste of 60$.

Baseline:
This is NOT a sophisticated/polished shooter, its a sorry excuse for a FPS an open world FPS that is. As of now id give it a 5/10 and that is quite generous if you ask me.

PS: Im talking about the X360 version and i cant say the same for other versions.

ITS COMING TO ALL PLATFORMS EXCEPT PC.... :cry:

WHY SO?

cod4>tf2 any day/.//.....i hate that gaay medic thing in tf2 :P tf2 is soo cartony game.....while cod4 is far more intense,,,