for all seriousness though... most the things this guy talks about mostly consist of this that Sony can fix with an update after the initial feedback comes in from users. Most of which also are not as extreme as he makes it sound. its like he took a bruise and turn it into a brain aneurysm or a match into a freakin yellowstone forest fire...

i feel this guy is like most people a xbox lover giving a sony console a review, there is no way this guy got a hold of the vita with the thought of i love this thing already... more like ." wtf i got to do this crap... i would rather play 'Gears of war' or 'Halo' and listen to fourteen year olds cuss at me for being a 40 year old virgin living at home with my mom, having to use my inhaler just to go upstairs to use the bathroom or else i gotta use the catheter again..." perhaps that's just the guy that lives down the road but hey he doesn't exactly look forward to the vita either but mostly because it isn't Microsoft, like most Microsoft/xbox loyal people think. :p