Almost. I was experimenting with... a "magnifying glass" in the woods. The sun was high and it was a dry day and I was bored and I saw a pile of leaves and... Well, I guess you can make assumptions as to what happened next. The firemen put it out and the police man was none too happy. I know. I'm a bad, bad man.
You know TC, I felt the exact same way as you for the longest time. My homemade crap was just awful; McDonald's was so much better. Then, one day I decided to use my toilet instead of my frying pan and put food in the latter category instead. It was like heaven on a bun. So, dear TC, try my method and you too may one day be cured of your problem.
dump them. Anyway I could tell. A man's index finger is shorter than his ring finger and its the opposite for women, and its something they dont change in surgery.
Agent-Zero
*looks at hands* Damn... When did I sprout a penis then?It's true I saw it on MANswers Not denying that you saw it, it's just... Well, apparently I should be a woman. Well, half woman. My left hand abides to the rule, but my right hand, the little rebel...
Don't even get me started on Transformers 2... I'm still in debt to that shady doctor who promised he could make the memories go away... WHY WON'T THEY GO AWAY!
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