Wow! You and I have VERY different ideas about what constitutes the best FPS campaigns.

For every graphical step forward Soulstorm made it made a mechanical step backward. Abe's Exodus is a far superior game.

Could someone please summarize this article for me. I'm afraid that, as a gamer, reading comprehension is too difficult for me to grasp.

I hope this is a good thing for Bethesda, as they've really lost their way in recent years. I also hope they exclusivity for their games is timed, but who knows.

Did anyone else think this game looks gorgeous but has uninspired gameplay?

I watched 1-6, never started 7-8, started 9 and just couldn't get into it, then watched all of X and Freddy V. Jason. To quote Comic Book Guy, "Oh, I've wasted my life."

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Talk to corporate (Like a dragon)

Approve memos (Like a dragon)

Lead a workshop (Like a dragon)

Remember birthdays (Like a dragon)

Direct workflow (Like a dragon)

My own bathroom (Like a dragon)

Micromanage (Like a dragon)

Promote synergy (Like a dragon)

Hit on Debra (Like a dragon)

Get rejected (Like a dragon)

Swallow sadness (Like a dragon)

Send some faxes (Like a dragon)

Eat a bagel (Like a dragon)

Harassment lawsuit (Like a dragon)

No promotion (Like a dragon)

Fifth of vodka (Like a dragon)

Puke on Debra's desk (Like a dragon)

Jump out the window (Like a dragon)

Crash my car (Like a dragon)

Eat some chicken strips (Like a dragon)

Blackout in the sewer (Like a dragon)

Turn into a jet (Like a dragon)

Bomb the Russians (Like a dragon)

Crash into the sun (Like a dragon)

Now I'm dead (Like a dragon)

Ahh, so like 5000 years old instead of 10,000 years old. Yeah you want to make sure you cast somebody young to pull off that age difference.