I think my car can barely get to 100. :P
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I know English and Spanish! And a bunch of computer languages if that counts. :P I can also read French and Italian.
And I know random words in Korean, Tagalog, and Vietnamese. Just the important words, though. Like "I love you", "hungry", "motherf*cker", "hi pretty/handsome boy." :lol: And a few other various insults. You know, just the things you need to get by in an all-guys school. :P
[QUOTE="GreenFire95"]I could never go on for 13 pages. The most I've ever written was five, plus a works cited page.Aidan129
Clearly, you have yet to master the fine art of bull-sh*ttery. It is not a skill that is easily acquired, but it certainly comes in handy when your dreaded and evil English teacher, the scourge of this very universe, thrusts upon you a hefty ten page report on the finer aspects of one William Shakespeare. Instead of wasting hours and hours locked away performing research, the key is to cull from your vast repository of knowledge just enough information to provide an adequate report, and then embellish said knowledge with as much banal pontification as humanly possible, thus creating the wondrous illusion of eloquency while providing the bare minimum of effort required.
This is how I do most of my essays.Unnecessarily large and complicated words often portray the illusion that the writer posseses knowledge relevant to the topic, when in reality the writer is simply reiterating a small myriad of ideas, each time employing a unique approach for doing so.
[QUOTE="barren_176"]Flying Dutchman... Ah yes, that ship from Spongebob! :DGreenFire95No, the Flying Dutchman was the ghost on the ship. He was an expert at tying knots.And he had a special sock. :P
Not really. The SAT is in May and I think I need to write six colleges I want the scores sent out to.GreenFire95I don't think so. You take the test and get your scores on the college board website. That's where you specify where you want your scores sent, which for most schools I've seen, aren't due until like December.
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