10. Call of Duty World at War - I'm sorry, but this is easily the most violent of the series... just the way I like it. What's more fun than shooting a Nazi's head off? Shooting a Nazi ZOMBIE'S head off!
9. Dead Rising - Kill bunches of zombies while fitting yourself with childrens clothes and wearing a ServBot hat. Zombie killing is always awesome.
8. Saints Row 2 - Sure, you might think it isn't all that violent... but Chuck Norris will roundhouse-kick you in the face if you say it out loud. I don't think I've ever thrown a Molotov at someone before proceeding to pull out my grenades, blow their body into the air, then blast their bodies off the screen with a Minigun.
7. God of War series - See that dude? Kill him and rip his body in half. See that dude? Beat his face in. See that dude? Well, he's 6000 times your size, but kill him anyway. Cause you're Kratos and that's what you do.
6. Manhunt - Enough said...
5. Manhunt 2 - ... ... ... ... ...
4. Prototype - Think God of War with a larger bodycount.
3. Splatterhouse - Don't mess with Rick. He'll use his special abilities... like picking up a bat and beating you in the face with it UNTIL YOU EXPLODE WITH AWESOMENESS!!
2. Postal 2 - Funniest kills ever. And those kills happen a lot. "As violent as you want it to be." I think I want it to be a friggin' bloodbath.
1. Chuck Norris - THis ain't a game. It is just Chuck Norris. He used to own a toilet paper company, but it failed because it wouldn't take crap from anybody. He deflected JFK's bullets with his beard and made JFK's head explode with sheer amazement. He permantly killed Jason Voorhees. He cured a blind man who stumbled into him before roundhouse-kicking him in the face. Cause he's Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris is awesome.
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