ok, so my friend at school started making fun of my newly horrible haircut. I wont get into the really bad haircut, all I have to say is that it invloved a very butch lesbian and an eyepatch. Anyways, we are both EXTREMELY random people and she decided that my face looks weird now and she calls me 'butt face'........yea. I told her I was going to get a whole bunch of people she didnt know to make fun of her through the wonders of the internet. She is expecting a pretty hefty list of mean things and all of YOU can help out. This is all in good fun, but be as mean or funny as you possible can.I will start the list:FATTY!!! MIDGET MISTRESS!!!!!