@dmblum1799 She's been on the gin again.

@punksterdaddy Don't be silly. That was written by Ronald Regan.

@johnnycaged "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the comments on Gamespot of Patriots and Tyrants." -Thomas Jefferson

@Meanoimus You bloody tell them!!

Like Americans in the the American War of Something-or-other this comment has been liberated by the French! George III FTW!!

Please feel free to take the bait in the comments below...

Maybe Steam was acting out of compassion by offering these poor gamers a humane alternative. Clearly they were insane for psychiatrists are quick to point out that purchasing Dead Island: Riptide is the single biggest symptom of insanity before serial-killing.