Being a mechanical engineer, I said to my interviewer from a IT co, I liked software engneering.

I was walking down railtracks when a train came. I whistled loudly, the train got down and gave me way.

No, this is better-

my leg broke in two places. doctor asked me not to go there.

your funniest ones.

Can you tell me?:question:

I don't really have one

CF3689

Mine's-

Life, live it! love it!:)

The world belongs to UZI and so do I.

I see.

As far as many of you go, your view is "let me live well, the next gens can f*** off."

What are you scared of RECESSION or GLOBAL WARMING?

me, recession's gonna pass someday but warming's gonna stay if nothing's done.

So Warming.

Who cares about boys or girls? First thread says two similar persons.

I think there's gonna be lot of, you know G** or L****** marriage.;)