@Girland This one wis in the "cute women to be used to please men on the internet" storage area out the back of "men know all the things" town's main offices.
I must point out, you're doing it a little wrong, needlessly adding on a comment meaninglessly noting she's able to talk intelligently. we all know that this isn't how you talk to women online. silly. She's clearly only about as intelligent as all the other women who have ever been a part of this very website.
Unless this is a double bluff, i mean its not as though you hold the opinion that her intelligence is so out of the ordinary when compared with all the other women who have ever been a part of gamespot, that its worthy of noting. yeah, it's not that.
@arcSE7EN Fun fact, shes actually a mindless android carved our of the worlds best rubber. the worlds ten greatest artisans worked on her for ten years so that she would be the best person to host an online video game based show aimed exclusively at feeding off power from sexually obsessed male commenters on the internet, its the worlds source of power after all.
I hope that your clear work in the field of facial mathematics crafts results for creating a world full of Lucy-bots, so we can live on a planet where the human race no longer has to aspire to being better as we are surrounded by women who have Nice shapely noses and who enjoy having their opinions are never heard.
@the_silva_ninja Wow, its going to be hard playing through a game as just a disembodied face. walking all around on weird chin stump legs. holding a weapon in one ear and shield in the other.
actually might be nightmare fuel unlike any other.... good luck with that.
oh, you best stock up on all the suncream you're going to need after the bump in outdoor activity with girls the rest of your life will see after posting this brilliant comment, because I think I can hear all those Gorgeous faced ladies stampeding towards your house right now.
Oh! Ha, I think even my partner has just rushed out the door, screaming that she must give up on our eight year relationship as she's heard that there's a real king of men out there and mush get to him first. its ok though, i dont blame her, heck, if I was a woman myself I would definitely put out for a Casanova such as yourself.
@Gamesterpheonix Thats it sir, you go! She's bound to be writing a thank you note with regards to you brilliant and astounding insights right now as we speak.
@razrabbit @Dsolow5 wait what!! Real life is a game now! wow! I didnt know they had finally released the update.
god...
I'd best get some time in at the two vital arts/skills of Judging women entirely on looks and belittling them with regards to ANY OTHER TRAIT THEY MAY HAVE.
I must remember to use aggressive threatening hate speech as much as possible when they disagree with me, oh and lets not forget, ONLY SAYING THEY LOOK NICE and ignoring all their other accomplishments when they do something that I agree with.
Women hate it when you respect their knowledge, skill and talents anyway, and we all know that when they get too smart they mutate into a level 10 monster and must be vanquished by any means necessary, lest they rise up and eat our (and their own) children in a giant monstrous feast, wiping out the future of humanity in one swift and sinister swipe of their big evil hands.
not the pretty ones though, those ones will need some extra assurance that they are safe from their EVIL THINKING SISTERS!! and the best way to do that is, as it has been proven over many generations, is to whistle at them at every possibility, tell them about the individual parts they have that we find sexually gratifying, and that they look nice in that dress.
@techs3ek oh, oh, wait, whats that? *lifts hand to ear and looks up* yep! It's the shallow simpleton alarm, and its going off extra early today! Oh dear. Must have been set off by someone doing something sexist, shallow or pointless. Cant have been you though sir, you are a sage, a true wizard of facts and respectful speech. It's clear to me and likely everyone else that you dont judge women and in turn how you communicate with/to women entirely on the surface level information that is the way they appear on camera.
to me, if not everyone "You are hot girl" is actually a point expressing how you respect this young lady for her clear presenting prowess, deep experience in and on the media she's discussing along with a statement of your respect for her natural wisdom and striking confidence.
I know for a fact you, the ever so gracious and wise @techs3ek could never be the type to foolishly assume that some disjointed words about a persons appearance could convince that lady you were indeed worth contacting and perhaps meeting for dinner and perusing a potential relationship.You would not be the type to think that "you are hot girl" would get even ANY response at all, used in a non respectful and knowledgeable way.
Yes it is clear to me that you are indeed the most important voice in this small and clearly turbulent community and that your place amongst us as our new shining light, a light so warming and brilliant it could definitely be compared to that of a sun going supernova a billion times over, is completely and entirely assured. My the lesser of us gamespot users (and in this case I obviously mean ALL those who read gamespot whom are not you sir) will be able to look to you, our new king, for guidence and gracious love.
can there be photo-realistic games? answer yes, but no.
Its likely game worlds will reach that peak, but character models, not so much. I dont think its a case of uncanny valley, but more the complexities of the human form are impossible to actually capture.
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