Rogaine only works on men who have receding hairlines, and only for a brief period. If they are balding on the cranium, forget it.

Cuz runks iz the standard by wich everywun gudges us by.

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Pale white juicy flesh is to die for. We are not talking obese monstrosity, we are talking "juicy".

Bobbles

Monster flab can interfere with the practical nature of coitus...why would anyone want or desire that?

Pale white juicy flesh is to die for. We are not talking obese monstrosity, we are talking "juicy".

I don't understand what the problem is. Soldiers need to get their rocks off somehow, but usually it is behind closed doors with hired talent...what's the big issue? I don't get it.

Poor girl. 90 days won't change her in the slightest, and rightly so. 90 days at the taxpayers expense, and all for nothing. I sympathise with her, and empathise with the tax payers that vote the clowns into power that divert their tax dollars to useless causes such as this.

Yeah. Don't go there. It is a hellhole full of commonplace simpleton dirtsacks. Why the hell would you even think of going there, unless...

The next one from Mastodon and Maiden.

lay off the caffeine for about 4 or 5 days, then wake up and try again without it.

"Purchase"

"I purchased a bottle of booze today"

"I just purchased a pair of underwear"

"Today I purchased a box of 12-gauge shells"

I can't stop laughing for some odd reason...