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Yeh mine would be, theres this guy at school right who acts like he knows everything about everyone and stuff, and once i imagined waiting for him to open the door to the S and E block. Then it activating a very elabrate trap that includes a pool stick, a fan and a 100 ton weight. Not a good eample but im interested inw hat you write so go

Data Design interactive makes me feel ashamed for being British ( its a british company), seriously, they try to cash in by having fancy box art and unfourtanetly it works... wella aginst idiots.

Super Mario Extinction( with dinosaurs)

Super Mario Pharmacist

Super Mario 69er

Metal Gear Mario

Metal Gear Mario 2: Sons of Luigi

MEGA MARIO ( where he's like godzilla sized???)

Super Mario Inside ( inside a metaphorical body,ie: blackhole heart)

Super Mario Drugraid city ( an extremly violent game where mario is a cop and he has to stop an evil drug lord in the city, when someone kidnaps his b**ch and takes her for ransom, after a long quest looking for sheriff medallions it turns out its Bowser)

Ya know the one should really be feeling sorry for is Sonic, he's never ahd a cake or a reward for anything he does and when he's put in the olimpics against a fat plumber who shouldnt be able to run as fasta s him, he is on almost equal grounds and that olypics receives bad reception. I think Sonic and Mario shoudl star in a game where Tails and Luigi are the bad guys and are attaclking there relative companys due to not being playable characters lately..... and its up to Sonic, mario, Solid Snake and Bugsy Bobcat for some reason have to negociate them before they begin to kill hostages, it all ends with a climatic battle agaisnt the true villain ( Andross)

ya know who i feel sorry for, Will Smith, he isnt even in a game

I personally think the Super Mario series is a story of two lovers in a fight against a turtle with a knack for beastiality ( lests face it to koopas humans are animals), i also believe i would love to have a violence gauge on Super mario, where if he falls his scream is bloodcurdling, and if he gets flattened then blood splatters everywhere, oh and Bowser dosnt just kidnap Peach but theres an entire 5 Minute FMV where he take spictures of her while she is chained up, plus Mario should smoke................. Oh and also there should be a game called Super Mario 69-ner which is about mario having to stop an imposter who has been destroying his name by spreading sexual rumours about him, eventually it turns out to be Luigi....

Well that wasnt really funny i just got home from school so i thought i write some random stuff

I feel sorry for Peach, everytime she gets kidnap, she is always saved by mario... and i think she dosnt lov ehim ( they ahve never kissed properly, ever always on the forehead) and yes she makes him a cake, a pity cake because she is racist against italians, and i also believe she is not kidnapped but actually willingly goes to Bowser to get away from her abusive on off boyfreind mario, she was never kidnapped she was cheating on mario with a giant mutant turtle......

well..............

oh yeh and that movie did suck

ARRRRGGGHHHH has anyone seen the adverts for kids toys lately, ther enothing like they ahd in the ninetys, i mean really whakca mole tower..... what the hell is it, just a tower with moles on it, and that frisbee taht when you though it it turns into a ball....whats the point, its a dumb idea..... and also those things that are just popers but with designs on them, who in there right mind would buy them for around 13 dollars whne ya could get one out of a christmas cracker or for around 5 points from an arcade... kids are wasting money o these things.

I also hate the guy who does the voice over for every single one of those adverts, garrrrrrrrrrrr its so annoying

Volgan and Vamp from Metal Gear Solid, and the fight with MG Rex

Sephiroth wasnt as good as ultimecia or Kefka in my book, but was more entertaining