The Home Depot down here is basically a hub for kids who need a summer job and know nothing about nothing. I always look for an older worker to ask a question to.
A duck walks into a pharmacy and buys a tube of chapstick. "Cash or Charge?" says the cashier. "Just put it on my bill." says the duck.
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A Mushroom walks into a bar and sits down."Sorry buddy" says the bartender. "We dont serve your kind here." "Aw come on buddy." says the Mushroom. "If ya get to know me, Im a real fun-guy"
Feel for ya man. Thankfully my parents let me live in the house through my rough money times. It just kills me how some parents think that once you hit 18, thats it, time to kick out the kids. Makes you wonder if they have the buyers remorse.
A child molester and kid are walking through the forest at night. The kid turns to molester and says "Its dark, Im scared". The child molester looks at the kid and says "Your scared? I gotta walk back alone!"
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Bob walks into his local pharmacy and the pharmacist say "Hey there Bob, what can I get ya?" "A box of condoms" replies Bob."Condoms?" says the pharmacist. "You and the wife having safe sex now.?" "Naw, there for my daughter"says Bob. "Your daughter?Cindy! Shes only 15. Your daughter is sexually active at 15?!"says the pharmacist. "Active! Hell no she isnt active" says Bob. "She practically just lays there!"
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