So they're never releasing the Save the World mode for free as they originally promised?

Good. Now the memers can shut up.

So the aliens somehow open another breach into our dimenson and send more hellish monsters to destroy the planet and our only defense is a bunch of half-trained adolescents?

I'd die a happy man if Crash made it into Smash Bros.

So Torb is completely obsolete now?

Her boobs get bigger and bigger with every SoulCalibur release.

They should let you build and customize your own pirate base/hideout on any given island.

Unless they crank out some serious upgrades for their online service (in-game chat, party system, messaging, etc.) then it won't be worth the wait.

This sounds an awful lot like a paid review.

The Florida Mayhem skins remind me of McDonald's.