Can't someone just bring back Takeshi's Castle/MXC if they want this kind of show? At least than we had a series of rotating challenges and decent commentary. This looks like a fixed course. And the commentary...oh god the commentary. Just from this little trailer it sounded like some of the most forced unenthusiastic commentary they could muster.

I give it one season.

I know this is an unpopular opinion but Clerks 2 wasn't that bad. I admit I wasn't a fan of it a first. However if you view it as a satire of Rom-Coms it kind of comes together. Think about it the plot already very closely fallows the structure of a Rom-Com, so why not?

I'm not saying this was intentional by Kevin Smith. It could have been. It could not have been. But it does work as such.

@asnakeneverdies: And giving a random piece of software that much access to what's running in memory. Yeah. That never ends poorly.

Just a friendly reminder that Disney built its fortune off of public domain fairy tales. Than proceeded to lobby and sue till public domain laws where all but destroyed in the US. Thus robbing generations to come of the ability to tap into pretty much every story made after the 2000's.

Yet people worship the ground these hypocrites walk on.

This does not fill me with faith for this film. In fact it leaves me very very worried.

The old Blizzard board games used to be fantastic. Seriously the StarCraft board game was particularly good. While there is nothing wrong with the Pandemic System, it lacks creativity. Every game in that system plays pretty much the same usually adding a thin layer of difference.

Kind of disappointing really.

"Metroid Dread's Terrifying EMMI Foes Further Detailed"

"Further Detailed"

"Further"

Further; adverb: To a greater degree or extent.

Looks like the same info that was already shared. To me. Might I suggest a less click bait'y title? Or do you just want that ad revenue from unearned page views?

Not going to happen. Nintendo has stated time and time again they have no interest in making the same game over and over again. They are insistent and remaking the wheel in there games. Don't get me wrong I would love a new Star Fox game. Sadly its not going to happen and if it does it won't be a "no nonsense sequel".

What I think a Star Fox sequel should have:

•A big giant world map with lots of levels. At least 20.

•Tons of branching paths.

•Awesome Boss fights. Keep the "all range" segments for some of them.

Sadly this would do little to attract new fans. Like it or not the Star Fox games are seen as archaic by todays standards. Look at Metroid Dread. People are already in arms about it costing $60 simply because its a 2D game. Now this doesn't mean we have to reinvent the entirety of the formula. We just have to expand on it.

How I think the Star Fox games could be expanded:

•Some form of squad control. Let us issue orders to the others in the squad.

•Refine and expand the on foot segments. Slow them down add more weapons and have them work in tandem with the air battle above. So much prospect for cool gameplay here. Especially the the ability to issue orders. However the vast majority of the game should still be in the air.

•Branching upgrade paths for both the Star Fox team and their vehicles

•Drop in drop out multiplayer. Let other players join your game in control of one the squad.

As long as Jenkins is only directing. Don't want another Wonder Woman 84. Should be fine then.

How many balls does solving the crime payout?